TrashHatchery
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Once upon a time, there was a wizard who was very dumb but didn't know it yet. He fancied himself a hero. That was his first mistake. His name was Ozma and he was the love of my life until he wasn't anymore. Not because he died—though he might as well be dead to me, that cantankerous bastard. But I'm getting ahead of myself. This story is not about me, it's about him and his choices and the perfectly adequate marriage he ruined.
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Alternate Fantasy AU where Salem was a dragon that, unfortunately, fell in love with the hero that rescued her and had a not so very happily ever after about it. A thousand years later, it is time for vengeance, covens, and a little bit of rock and roll.
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After Weiss' horrendous first year at Beacon, she was excited to kick off a more traditional semester at Beacon, one where she didn't have to battle White Fang extremists, or stave off one of the largest Grimm invasions in Vale's history. Even if after the dust all settled, her biggest crush transformed into her girlfriend overnight (and Weiss developed two other crushes she was NOT going to pursue), both her teammates and her friends on team JNPR had suffered far too much their previous semester.
With both the city of Vale finishing up reconstruction, and public opinion souring enough against her father for Atlas to FINALLY start handing him his ass in court, Weiss thought her second year as a Huntress-in-training was finally looking up...
Up until the moment she started puking honey everywhere, and she learned that Blake was not the only SURPRISE faunus on team RWBY.
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A canon divergence fic where Beacon never falls, Weiss learns she's secretly a Bee Faunus, and I take some very creative liberties with the Pollination ship in a very LITERAL way.
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After escaping Evernight Castle, helping her robo-girl come back from the brink of death, and totally fulfilling her promise to Oz of keeping Ruby safe (gods there is still so, SO much blood), Emerald didn’t think her life could get any more complicated beyond the immortal baggage of a jaded wizard still living rent free in her brain.
Obviously, she was wrong.
Bandit tribes, crime syndicates, White Fang extremists—the worst of the worst of Mistral’s underbelly can’t help themselves from ruining Emerald’s already remarkably shitty life. Caught in the smack dab middle of this brutal power struggle, she tries to do what she’s done best her entire, street ratting life:
Lie, steal, cheat, and (hopefully) survive.
…Oh, and Cinder is still out there. Somewhere. ALSO probably in Mistral. And despite everything, Emerald is not any less madly in love with her.
Fuck.
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- Part 2 of Emerald Odyssey
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Weiss Schnee—fallen paladin of the Atlesian Order—seeks redemption in an abandoned monastery, high in the mountains of Vale. In a fun, contrasting mix of both piety and heresy, she attempts to summon one of Brother Above's angels to help her rediscover her faith and find new purpose. Instead, she accidentally summons a sex demon.
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Frosen Steel Fantasy AU where Weiss is a traumatized paladin, Ruby is a certified-emotional support succubus, and Penny is a secret third thing that will matter later (don’t worry about it).
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Emerald loves Cinder, no matter how much it hurts. Salem is scary, Mercury is a prick, but it's all worth it if it means Cinder will reciprocate even an ounce of affection back. But after watching over a recovering Cinder for two months after her accident at Beacon tower, Emerald begins to reach her limit. After yet another morning at Evernight Castle with Cinder goes wrong, Emerald tries to be grateful for what little luck she does have…
Until the Wizard woke up in her brain and changed everything.
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Emerald is Ozpin’s next incarnation instead of Oscar. A canon divergence fic that starts shortly before the events of volume 4, and goes off the rails from there.
(Part 1 complete).
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- Part 1 of Emerald Odyssey
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Emerald loves Cinder, no matter how much it hurts. Salem is scary, Mercury is a prick, but it's all worth it if it means Cinder will reciprocate even an ounce of affection back. But after watching over a recovering Cinder for two months after her accident at Beacon tower, Emerald begins to reach her limit. After yet another morning at Evernight Castle with Cinder goes wrong, Emerald tries to be grateful for what little luck she does have…
Until the Wizard woke up in her brain and changed everything.
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Emerald is Ozpin’s next incarnation instead of Oscar. A canon divergence fic that starts shortly before the events of volume 4, and goes off the rails from there.
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Ten years ago, Lesbianism broke out across Remnant, spreading like wildfire. Before critical mass could be reached, the Lesbian Containment Foundation (LCF) was founded and devised a plan to secure, contain, and study the lesbians of the world. An S-Class End of Humanity scenario was prevented, but the cause and cure for lesbianism remain elusive.
Lead researcher Weiss Schnee is one of many incredibly straight (very normal) women who seeks the cure
so she doesn’t end up like Winter.lest they themselves fall victim to the disease. However, when presented with an overcrowding problem, she makes a startling discovery.Or
The future the liberals want
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31 Dec 2025
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Weiss Schnee is a girl with desires, stuff like: getting away from her awful dad, discovering who she really is, slaying monsters for a living, and doing it all without eating anyone. A normal, everyday girl. A normal girl, with 48 normal knees.
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02 Nov 2025
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Ruby's tumultuous relationship with her Mech comes to a deific climax.
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12 Oct 2025
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every feudal lord needs a loyal handmaiden by ConvenientAlias for Selden
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
24 Jul 2018
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In the second year of the reign of Ozai, Azula makes Ty Lee her handmaiden.
In the first year of the reign of Azula, Ty Lee is named queen consort.
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02 Oct 2025
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The night Ozai tries to take the throne goes much differently. With Ozai and Ursa dead, and Azulon mortally wounded, Iroh is forced to take the throne- and to adopt his orphaned niece and nephew. Years later, Zuko is the heir to the throne, and Azula is not happy about it. Short of outright assassination (which she hasn't entirely ruled out), there's only one way to take the throne from Zuko- find and capture the Avatar, to show that she is the worthier heir. Of course, things are never that simple.
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02 Oct 2025