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  1. Summary

    In honor of the canon I am wrestling from Eiichiro Oda with my bare hands; Friendship with Oda's canon over, I am friends with my own now.

    Just a place to put my things all nice and neat and with a vague scent of desperation and tears. The safe word is "everyone's alive and fine in Wano, everyone's fine".

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  2. Summary

    Once upon a time two people discovered the joys of panfandom rps and became so, so greedy for a Friends sitcom scenario, except actually funny, that this happened.

    What happens when two best friends make an au to dump in every character they've role played?

    This. This trashfire happens.

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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    A captain learns love isn’t a fall but a slow orbit. Between shifts, notes, and measured silences, the quiet starts asking for a name. A doctor who stays, a Vulcan who doesn’t look away, and a choice: stop pretending.

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    25 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 6

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    He had a plan.

    Step 1: Distract the Jolarians.
    Step 2: Don’t die trying.
    Step 3: Pray that Jim and Spock came up with something.

    It had been infallible so far, and why change what wasn’t broken? (…) it was safest for everyone that he was the test subject.

    “Spock, would you tell Jim that it makes no sense that he sacrifices himself?”

    “It seems rather hypocritical, doctor, that you’re the one to say so.” The Vulcan responded, and the tension in his words betrayed that he was concerned, too. That big softie.

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    25 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 1

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    Two DickKory one-shots that used to be part of a wip I have since abandoned.

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    23 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 10

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    “It’s fine, really,” Giorno said. “She’s my mother. I know her. I know how to handle her. I’ve done it my whole life.”

    He didn’t need pity. He didn’t need protection. This was different. It was completely different.

    --

    Giorno's mother calls to tell him that she's moving back to Japan. He goes home to help clean out her apartment.

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    22 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 7

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    “You know, you and your friends back in Morioh aren’t the only ones who had their fair share of bizarre adventures.”

    “Sure…” Josuke said, skeptical. “So, who are these Pillar Men then?”

    “Thousands year old immortal beings who wanted to erase humanity,” answered Joseph, much too casually.

    He blinked. “Eh?”

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    Joseph tells his son some bizarre stories from his past and Josuke tries to see if he inherited Hamon from his father.

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    22 Dec 2025