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"Want me to kill him?” Pezzy asks.
“Hey,” John says, pointing accusingly. “I've got dibs on that.”
“Not if I get there first.”
“How about we don't do shit that'll get us sent to jail?” Rectrixx suggests tiredly.
“I'm willing to take the risk,” Pezzy replies, dragging a wrist down Matt's side to scent him.
“Well I'm not paying your bail.”
“I don't think you get bail if you kill someone,” Grizzy says.
“Good news for my bank account, then,” comes Rectrixx's reply.OR: Matt runs into an ex at the bar. Things get violent. His pack takes care of him afterwards.
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"Night after night, he bled through his meager bandages. Day after day, they gave him new wounds. After a while, Puffer began to wonder if they really were trying to kill him.
Eventually, they did."OR: the origins of Puffer's scars, and his atypical relationship with death.
**mind the tags**Series
- Part 7 of frouse eldritch au
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“Okay,” he says, taking a deep breath. The big red Go button glints like a bloody eye. His finger hovers over it.
“I’m going in, in three, two–” His throat constricts like a python. The fear half-buried in his mind lets out one final, desperate shriek. His heart pounds.
“One.”
Click.
Newt’s world goes blue.OR: A more horrifying take on Newt's first Drift.
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"Droid goes down with a splash, Puffer shoving him the rest of the way underwater.
“Dude,” Grizzy says. “Don’t actually kill him.”
“He’s fine,” Puffer replies, keeping the beer safely raised with one arm as he holds down a flailing Droid with the other."OR: John and the Clooless guys get drunk on the beach. Shenanigans ensue. The Horrors make a brief appearance.
Direct sequel to Crypsis.Series
- Part 6 of frouse eldritch au
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Crypsis: the ability of an organism to avoid detection from predators via behavior, color or shape
"John has a sneaking suspicion that his friends aren't human.
It's driving him insane."Or: John spends a few weeks in the frouse's guest room. It doesn't take long for him to start noticing weird shit.
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- Part 5 of frouse eldritch au
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Humans fear the things they don't understand. And the four of them? They're about as far from human understanding as you can get. But outcasts have a way of finding each other.
Naturally, a lot of unusual stuff happens in a house of 4 eldritch horrors.
Or: a nonlinear story of how the Clooless guys found each other, and glimpses into the weird and mildly terrifying life they've built together.
Pezzy and Puffer will get the most focus, but most stories will involve all 4 of them. Other friends will make cameos later on.- Words:
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Sometime in the formless dark before breakfast, Mike Wheeler vanishes.
Or,
A comprehensive guide to navigating parallel dimensions, disrupting the fabric of reality, and deciding to save yourself.
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- Part 1 of cosmonaut-verse
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11 Jan 2026
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Maybe it’s the lingering adrenaline from the false alarm a moment ago, but Mike suddenly has a bad feeling deep in his gut. Something is off. Slowly, he walks around to look at Chrissy’s face.
White eyes. Rapid blinking. Unfocused. Unseeing.
Mike’s terror multiplies tenfold, heart rate ratcheting back up. He blinks and it’s Will standing in front of him, glaze-eyed and shaking, seizing, eyes twitching in their sockets, stuck in a waking nightmare as the Mind Flayer forces itself into every orifice.
He blinks again and it’s Chrissy, going through the same thing. Or something very similar.
Fuck. Not now. Not again.Or: After witnessing Chrissy's death, Mike finds himself on the frontlines of the latest interdimensional battle—and at the top of Hawkins’ Most Wanted list, as police, crazed townspeople, and otherworldly monsters all vie to get to him first.
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- Part 1 of Come Sleep
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07 Jan 2026
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"Guilty as charged", says the nurse and huntsman. by NashWrites
Fandoms: Banana Bus Squad, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
16 Oct 2023
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Matt can't sleep, deprived of it as he was and finds Puffer stirring a pot that smells like cherries.
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- Part 5 of "Minecraft but if one of dies, we all die..." Both literally and figuratively-
- Part 9 of lets make the most of the night, like we're gonna die young ( Smi77y+ squad fic collections )
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24 Aug 2025
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“Leaving me alone during lunch, eh?” John says sarcastically, taking a bite out of one of his fries.
He always looks so… angelic, in a way, when he sleeps. Like he didn’t just bang his head against the table comically. He’s sure when he wakes up Jaren will give him an earful about that, which means he probably didn’t get a concussion this time. His eyelashes are long against his cheek, feathering across it in a way that’s mesmerizing. Jaren really is such a beautiful man, if there’s anyone he’d give anything for, it’d definitely be him.
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24 Aug 2025
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Mystery Work
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!