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Worst First Date by bonchobrick (ponchoprick), ectoentity (tea_time_t)
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types
25 Dec 2023
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Danny Fenton and Jason Todd are both having awful days. Neither of them want to be going on this blind date their friend set up. Best case scenario, it's going to be a waste of time, right?
Fortunately or not, the best case scenario rarely happens in Gotham.
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How to accidently introduce your family to the paranormal, by Duke Thomas by bonchobrick (ponchoprick), Silver_Melody, soapysoapp
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom
19 Aug 2023
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Aka 5 times Duke knew a concerning amount of info about ghosts + the 1 time their minds are blown
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“Oh right, the ghosts are back in town,” Duke's comments, gaze absorbed in the static image
Silence drowns the room as their weary eyes blink at Duke, processing what he had just said.
Then it clicks
“R-repeat that?” Tim stares intensely at Duke
“Um, the ghosts are back? That's what these are.” Duke nervously replies confused
Tim opens and closes his mouth, struggling immensely to find any words to say.
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Duke knows a little too much about their new problem, ghosts. The Waynes think the worst and assume hes had some terrible experience with ghosts in the past. Duke doesn't realize how weird it is to know about ghosts that much, his family are -very- worried, and his best friend Danny is having a blast!
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In my defense I was dead by bonchobrick (ponchoprick)
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
19 Apr 2023
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So after Jason died he got to know and later become lovers with the King of The Infinite Realms! One small teensy problem with that though--he has completely forgotten to tell his family.
So maybe having your family watch you attack a bunch of box ghost minions with nothing but a normal gun (toootallly not a powerful spiritual soul shooter hahah) and a thermos was... not the best way to introduce to them this topic.
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Jason strolls into a mass attack with a ghost (that the justice league are clearly losing to) and just absolutely decimates the battlefield with just a thermos and gun unaware that his family is unaware of his... changed life status...
This work was originally posted here --> https://www.tumblr.com/bonchobrick/714555975564197888/dead-on-main-au-where-jason-is-of-course-dannys
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How to pass your chunnin exams (with the help of violence) by ponchoprick
Fandoms: Naruto
12 Mar 2023
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Yknow those days when you die and wake up in a exam room so you beat someone up because haha thats so me-core
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Sakura Haruno time travels back to chunnin exams and decides to fuck everyones shit up first and think about the consequences second.
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heart shaped annoyance by ponchoprick
Fandoms: Chainsaw Man (Manga), Chainsaw Man (Anime)
15 Feb 2023
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Denji stares at the item in Yoshida’s waiting palms then back at Yoshida.
"Dude." He deadpans, "This is gay.”
“Well yeah,” Yoshida's lips twitch ever so slightly upward as he holds out an artfully decorated box adorned top to bottom with hearts made of stickers, rhinestones, and painted acrylic, “That is the point.”
or valentines day just with the typical chainsaw man flair
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you know that i love you (and i have a feeling that you love me back) by Starlight5
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Nov 2025
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Ron doesn't mean to watch Harry so much. He's supposed to be focusing on Auror training, proving everyone he more than just Harry potter's best mate. But he can't help but notice the way his eyes glimmer emerald, the teasing smirks, the stolen glances, the way he draws everyone's attention so naturally. So beautifully. It's maddening, and Ron can't look away.
(chat, there are not enough Rarry fics in the market, so I've taken it upon myself to fix it. Its honestly so sad, codependent Rarry my beloved <3)
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Pink Peach by Anonymous
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga)
27 Mar 2020
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"I'm just saying, Tanjirou, I sincerely believe that the only woman you consider attractive is Nezuko, and she is your sister!" Murata had recriminated while they were eating their lunch at their usual place. Just another regular Monday.
Tanjirou seemed insulted by the sentence, his frown was deep, but the only thing that caused such action was to make him look like a small child during a tantrum "Nezuko is beautiful!" He had expressed with conviction, usually, the conversation would have ended with that sentence, but this time Tanjirou did the unthinkable. “Besides, that's not true, just yesterday I talked to a very pretty girl, she had really beautiful eyes and a nice aura around her. She smelled like peaches."
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.Or Zenitsu dressed up as a girl and Tanjirou just happens to develop a crush on his alter ego, apparently.
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Ring Around The Rosy by Sif (Rosae)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
21 Nov 2019
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The Provisional License exam is extremely important for every young hero's future. Katsuki is downright excited to take it. He's ready for whatever the exam has in store.
What he wasn't ready for was to meet a long lost face from his past, and deal with the universe trying it's damnest to throw him off for the entire goddamn day.
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- Part 4 of Best Jeanist Acquires A Son
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Bookmarked by bonchobrick (ponchoprick)
01 Jul 2022
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i adore this
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In which Sakura takes a thousand steps forward but ends up twelve years back.
They were ducked behind tree trunks and perched on the branches of surrounding trees above them. They were clad in dark cloaks and animal masks painted in red and gold. Like birds to prey, they gazed quietly, heads titled in silent curiosity. Under the setting sun and shrouded in shadows, they looked like the body of nightmares.
“What the fuck are those?” Sakura hissed quietly to her companion. Sasuke, who had been observing them with the same razor-sharp scrutiny as she had, moved his hand to hover over the hilt of his sword and Sakura thought it was as good a reply as any. He had reached the same conclusion she had: whatever they were, they were definitely not ordinary.
Bookmarked by bonchobrick (ponchoprick)
18 Feb 2023
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sakura in the area
"bc i am sakura kakasensei"
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Shisui hits on Sakura in front of an angry Team 7.
||Migrated from FFnet 22/6/2020||
Series
- Part 2 of Me & You
- Part 1 of Sakura x Uchihas Short Story Collection
- Part 7 of Naruto Rare Pair Treats