stampyferns3
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trigger warning: this one deals with some pretty dark topics, especially centered on sexual abuse and astarion's psyche after what happened to him, so please stay safe!!
In which vampire spawn can purr similarly to bats to relieve anxiety, aid healing, or express contentment. Astarion unfortunately only remembers this when he's panicking.
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- Part 10 of baldur's gate 3 nonsense
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"Somedays, the horns hurt. Wyll’s body wasn’t created with the intentions of horns- or a forked tongue, spiny tail or spikes. He hadn’t expected this, and neither had his bones, his muscles, or his being. And therefore, it ached deep within him like a festering wound on even the best of days."
Wyll tries to pretend all is well when he wakes up feeling ill, but is intercepted by figures from his old life and stressful situations. Lettuce takes care of him when he falters.
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- Part 9 of baldur's gate 3 nonsense
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one goes down, the other's sure to follow by stampyferns3
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
17 Apr 2024
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Cream-Cheese the dragonborn comes down sick while the party traverses the Shadowlands. It's unsurprising that Astarion, being fed almost exclusively on her bloodstream became sick soon after. They stumble through comfort and complicated feelings.
(for those who are new here, yes, my tav is named cream-cheese. no, none of my tavs have normal names.)
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- Part 8 of baldur's gate 3 nonsense
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Ketheric Thorm has been defeated, but all is not well just yet. After their victory, Berylia and Aylen return back to camp with an ill Lettuce, who's 'condition' flares up in the presence of necrotic magic, and the three of them reunite with their friends and their partners.
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- Part 7 of baldur's gate 3 nonsense
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- English
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- 2,801
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Cream-Cheese has struggled with controlling her emotions for most of her life. It's not surprising that she can have a bit of trouble with her druidic magic sometimes.
AKA Cream-Cheese gets stuck in wild shape a lot.
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- Part 6 of baldur's gate 3 nonsense
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various baldur's gate 3 fics, usually involving my various tavs and dumb shit i do in game but who knows.
so far, i've written for two save files:
cream-cheese the druid brass dragonborn
lettuce the drow cleric (multiplayer file, so aylen and berylia, my friend's tavs, also make appearances)- Words:
- 36,964
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- 9
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basically just me rambling and throwing around random headcanons for the umbrella academy post season 2!! hooray!!!
some angst, mostly shenanigans, a lot of self indulgent giving the siblings happiness because they deserve it…..,,, it’s all here
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- 58,416
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- 10
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aka fics written based on my weird dreams, written to try and emulate that same foggy, far away feeling.
None of them are really connected they’re all just melancholy and weird for the most part, my bad
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- 6,625
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An Umbrella Academy AU where Viktor accidentally becomes a werewolf in the 60s.
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- 13,808
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Cass’ nose is almost poking Dean’s eye out but his face is the picture of concentration as he pinches Dean’s nose between his thumb and fore-finger, his other hand covering Dean’s mouth completely.
“Okay. What the hell?” he announces.
The thumb war is explainable, the twister was actually nice and though the dancing was strange, it has nothing on this.
“You two having a staring contest?” Sam wonders.
“No Sam.” Cass explains, picking up the stop watch. “Dean said he could hold his breath for two minutes. I didn’t believe him.”
“Ha-ha! Sucker!” Dean wheezes as the watch beeps.
“Though,” Cass rubs his chin in consideration, “A staring contest is a very good idea Dean.”
Then they both sit pull up a chair and sit, bending forward to rest their elbows on their knees in a way that pushes their faces even closer.
“Let’s begin.” Cass announces.
Dean nods once, then they stare.
By now Sam should be used to it. But as bad as they may be, they’ve never stared at each other for over two minutes before.
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Sam is flabbergasted.
Cass is engineering these… games, in order to get closer to Dean. Physically closer.
And Sam wants to know why.
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04 Feb 2026
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The man... the student, Viktor can tell now, by the desperate look in his eyes–takes it, his fingers brushing softly against his own palm. "Jayce Talis. You… you look familiar… Are you in one of my classes?"
Viktor quickly corrects him, "It is possible I am a teaching assistant for your section. This is a rather rudimentary equation, is it not? What year are you?"
Jayce stutters, "A- a freshman… Kind of a long story."
Viktor fills in the space, "I see. Well, try not to lose your notes… or your sanity for that matter." He starts walking away.
"...I didn’t quite catch your name–" Viktor stops.
"It’s Viktor." He holds his coat tighter as he walks out the doors.
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Or, the one where they're both engineering students at the University of Kansas. A 24-year-old freshman with a crush, an overworked PhD candidate, and the series of highly improbable events that brings them together.
Bookmarked by stampyferns3
31 Jan 2026
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Sam, Dean and Cas sharing beds and other sleeping locations.
Bookmarked by stampyferns3
29 Jan 2026
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i will love you with every single thing i have by dramatiquemason
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
16 May 2022
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Between the second and third trials, Castiel worries about and cares for Sam, who is getting progressively sicker and weaker.
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- Part 1 of Sastiel Songfics
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25 Jan 2026
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“C’mon, princess!” Dean stopped under a streetlamp. “You want a royal invitation?” His ears were stinging. The cold gripped him, making his head ache. The halo of light made the sideways flakes whipping around him glow gold.
Sam didn’t respond. He kept shuffling forward. Head bowed, hands crammed into his jean jacket. He was too quiet.
“Sammy?”
He finally made it into the glow of the streetlight. Still no answer. The light flickered above them. Sam looked up.
There were marbles where his eyes should be. Glassy, unfocused. They almost looked—Dean’s breath hitched. Yellow.
Bookmarked by stampyferns3
24 Jan 2026