14 Bookmarks by yaoiste302
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Days before Naruto's 16th birthday, an anonymous Twitter user asks what gift he would like. Naruto doesn’t know which friend is bullshitting him, but he goes with it - he asks for a laptop. Yeah, right! On his birthday, he wakes to find an expensive gaming laptop on his bedside table. Thanking the gods, he tells no one about the exorbitant gift.
The same thing happens at Christmas, but this time Kushina notices - how could she not? There’s a thousand-dollar iPhone under their plastic, dollar-store Christmas tree. The police are called. His school is told. He doesn’t care - nobody has ever treated him to such expensive gifts.
The extent his stalker will go to just for him… will it be their downfall?
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08 Mar 2025
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Sakura doesn't know why Ino even bothers inviting Uzumaki to the reunion when they all know he won't be able to afford anything there. Colour her shocked when he does show up - looking quite different from their school days!
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07 Mar 2025
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If he's not vigilant, Till could be whisked away by a lowly, undeserving alpha pest. Ivan kicks back against his seat, wondering what means would be necessary to make sure no one ever gets any funny ideas about Till ever again.
He must tread carefully. If he messes up somehow and gets caught, Till could be furious.
As he's finishing the rest of his drink, Ivan begins devising his plan.
Or, Ivan and Till skip a couple steps in their relationship by not so subtly trying to baby trap each other.
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07 Mar 2025
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Till suspects Ivan has some sort of oral fixation.
He doesn’t mean like, the Freudian concept of excessive gum chewing or nail-biting, though Till thinks it’s related in a way.
Ivan is just… too obsessed with giving him oral.
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07 Mar 2025
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“So, you don’t want to kiss a man anymore?”
“I didn’t say I changed my mind about that,” Till replies. “I’ll just ask someone else.”
“Just try it,” Ivan says. The words are sweet, but the sheer amount of venom in them is nothing if not a warning.
whenever till kisses men, they always mysteriously vanish in the next few days. he knows why that is. but the thrill of the chase is much too fun to give up.
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06 Mar 2025
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A math problem by orphan_account
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jan 2024
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Lan-Wei Shizui comes to his parents with a homework question he cannot solve.
He will come to regret his choice.Alternate summary:
Software developer! Wei Wuxian and astrophysicist! Lan Wanjii have a little disagreement on how to solve a high school math problem. Emphasis on the little.Bookmarked by yaoiste302
04 Mar 2025
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Rule Number two: Do it Right, Do it Big, and Do it with Style by Bldreaming
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Jan 2024
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Lan Wangji is forced onto a blind date by his uncle who is trying to “fix” his nephew's queerness. It’s not going as bad as it could… Then Wei Ying walks in with his date and Lan Wangji is certain he’s going to have to sit and watch the love of his life fall in love with someone else.
Luckily things aren’t going well for Wei Ying either…
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Wei Wuxian sends out a distress signal and gets more than he bargained for.
(or: in which Wei Wuxian has a terrible date and everyone shows up to crash the party.)
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04 Mar 2025
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the curious case of Wei Ying's boyfriend by gargoylegrave
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 May 2024
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The only point of contention and strife about Wei Ying was the topic of his boyfriend—a boyfriend who, despite being mentioned with relative frequency, was still not confirmed as real.
Or: the battle between Wei Ying's Boyfriend Truthers versus Wei Ying's Boyfriend Deniers gets heated.
Or: Wei Ying is the moment, but his boyfriend is an enigmatic icon.
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04 Mar 2025
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Increasingly awkward Lan Zhan tries to seduce Wei Ying with pick up lines and bunny pics.
He has a plan.
Sometimes, plans need improvements.
Lan Zhan makes it work anyway. -
whether i’m gonna flip you off or pull you into the closet, i haven’t decided yet by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
12 Oct 2024
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HR Case File #1713C
Compiled by Lan XichenNote: Upon receipt of an anonymous complaint, I have compiled and examined the following documents to determine whether any company policies on workplace relationships have been violated, and the results are inconclusive.
Subject: Concerning Dress Code Violation
Wei Wuxian,
Multiple employees have raised a concern with your attire today. Please be advised that T-shirts are not in line with our employee dress code. In particular, a T-shirt that says “Freak in the Spreadsheets” is not appropriate. I am attaching a copy of our dress code policy to this email. Read it carefully and ensure your clothing is in compliance going forward.
Regards,
Lan Wangji
Director of Human ResourcesOR: life is tough for a new employee and an hr director who just can't see eye to eye
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03 Mar 2025
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even if it’s handcuffed, i’m leaving here with you by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
28 Dec 2024
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TRANSCRIPT OF PROCEEDINGS
HON. LAN WANGJI: Mr. Wei Wuxian, you will address me as Your Honor or you will not speak in my Courtroom.
JIANG CHENG: Your Honor, I think the latter is best.
WEI WUXIAN: Your Honor, I disagree!
OFFICER JIN ZIXUN: Your Honor, can we please get on with it? I have important work to attend to back at the department, so I don’t have all day.
WEI WUXIAN: [To OFFICER] Important work like what, finding parking meters that are 30 seconds expired?
JIN ZIXUN: [Indecipherable Rage]
OR: wei wuxian goes to traffic court
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03 Mar 2025
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Once on a Day in Spring by haruka_otome33
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Jan 2025
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When Wei Wuxian shows up on his doorstep at half-past ten on a weeknight, Lan Xichen knows he’s in for a long night.
His first instinct is to toss Wei Wuxian over the bannister for banging on his door like a solicitor from hell. But then, he notices the pathetic wobble of Wei Wuxian’s lower lip and the glassy sheen in his eyes—the kind of look that would make anyone else call animal control for a stray in need of rescuing.
“Hey,” Wei Wuxian mutters. “Can I…crash with you tonight?”
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Or: Suffering from a self-proclaimed lack of attention, Wei Wuxian bursts into Lan Xichen’s apartment, vowing never to return home—sparking a chaotic night of drinks, wild conspiracy theories, and a dramatic reunion with one very unimpressed Lan Wangji.- Language:
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03 Mar 2025
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it was written that I would love you by ilip13
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师Q | Módào Zǔshī Q (Cartoon)
23 Jan 2025
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"What exactly did he say, didi?" Lan Xichen asks gently, while already hatching elaborate revenge plans in his head.
Wangji reverts to his mumbling.
"I couldn’t hear what you said," Lan Xichen says, not without regret. He wants to be able to help, but if whatever this Wei Ying boy told his little brother is truly so horrible…
"He said," Wangji says, loud as if to defy him — defy this Wei Ying boy, maybe — "that one day, he and I would get married."
Ah.
That was, indeed, very rude of him.
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Lan Xichen is an older brother, first and foremost.
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03 Mar 2025
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Chuuya Nakahara is the escaped government experiment known as A5158. Osamu Dazai is the notorious boss of the Port Mafia. It only makes sense that they meet in a library.
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- Part 6 of Unrelated skk fics
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08 Apr 2024