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The Comet, the Bridge, and the Goose by AlsoDolphin (Dolphinsarcasm)
Fandoms: Professional Chess RPF
13 Dec 2025
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Hikaru ventures to Canada to play his next Mickey Mouse Tournament. While there he has to contend with the local wildlife.
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- Part 3 of Mickey Mouse Karma
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Taylor Hebert, veteran of Brockton Bay, Gold Morning, and decades of what followed, finds herself back at the beginning, facing her biggest challenge yet.
She doesn’t know what sort of alternate universe hellscape she is in, but there is no way she and the Undersiders were this batshit as teens.
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【秦彻X你】恶龙童话 by carrot_pillow
Fandoms: 秦彻 - Fandom, 恋与深空 | Love and Deepspace (Video Game)
14 Dec 2025
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❤️正文31章已完结，番外更新中ing
我与恶龙有个赌约。
他赌，他会死在我之前。
我不语，只是低头取出弹匣里的六颗子弹。
还剩两颗子弹，我与恶龙一人一局，看这场赌约谁能获胜。秦彻笑眼看着我，猩红色的眼眸泛着血色，他说:
“女士优先。”
*If你记得恶龙的存在，半龙半养父的彻，反正都能看见
轻松向，有🥩🥩🥩
现已更新❗
chapter21(小猫性知识教学，男口女)
Chapter22(乘骑，后入，失禁)
Chapter24(玩弄彻巴，射精控制，指煎)
Chapter25(女上，舔乳，抱操)
Chapter26(小猫闹觉）
Chapter30(真龙高空飞行，人外，双穴，两根，失禁)喜欢kudos和评论❤️
⚠️多篇文主控联动，不喜勿入
⚠️本文小狸花人设有点木头
⚠️没有未成年人性行为，别瞎指责我 -
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Magnus and Hikaru falling in love and being in love in different idiotic ways.
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Wherever They Go, Trouble Follows by EDITHCARDYBRUNO
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series
14 Dec 2025
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Whether purposely or not, James T. Kirk and S'Chn T'Gai Spock constantly end up in sticky situations.
Each chapter is independent of the others, and I deliberately omitted all the other major characters, focusing on my two favorites and portraying them as a happily married couple.
Their troubles sometimes are serious, other times downright ridiculous. However, they muster through it all.Series
- Part 1 of Space Spouses
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George Hamilton-Rosberg, the dazzling owner of a rising fashion line, the omega son of the prettiest omega in F1 history and the ever-so-charming Lewis Hamilton, has a problem.
Well… not exactly a problem.
He’s pregnant.
And he has no boyfriend.So the world asks:
Who is the father?
Is it Alex Albon?
Is it Max Verstappen?
Or is it Oscar Piastri?
The moment the news breaks, all three alphas suddenly step forward, loudly, shamelessly, and with terrifying determination, each one insisting he is the father, and each one volunteering to become George’s husband.
And thus begins the ultimate chaos:
WELCOME TO THE HUSBAND GAME.
Where three alphas battle for one omega’s heart…
…and the omega has absolutely no idea which one he actually kissed that night.Series
- Part 7 of GR63 Collections
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Carlos, Scientist of the Magnus Institute by Sparkletastic
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Welcome to Night Vale
14 Dec 2025
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Jon, as much as he didn't want to admit it, expected some supernatural encounters as head archivist of the Magnus Institute. What he didn't expect was a very strange and possibly insane scientist to show up and dissect his tape recorders.
Carlos solves all of the problems through science, Jon goes insane, Martin is soft, Elias suffers, and Tim is just having a good time.
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Sometimes when two people can't get their act together the universe intervenes.
Or, when Ilya and Shane try to leave the club they are intercepted by an irritated goose.
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For When The Deceased Rise by outofbattery233
Fandoms: Original Work, but there are A LOT more that i dont feel like tagging yet, Multi-Fandom
14 Dec 2025
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You wake up in a strange shack with unfamiliar people in the middle of a monstrous multiversal madness-infused mayhem-induced zombie apocalypse. Things happen.
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“You’d better not go,” Dazai says, and like the little imp that he is, he gives Ango’s shoulder another jab with his horn. “Without you around, who am I supposed to torment?”
Ango lets out a huff, though there’s no venom behind it. “I have half a mind to exorcise you.”
“Good luck with that!” Dazai pulls back to reveal a mischievous grin. “I was actually deemed Most Difficult to Exorcise by the people of Yokohama. Of course, most of them were hacks with only a tiny bit of supernatural awareness. A genius on your level of sleep deprivation hasn’t been seen in the last three hundred years. You might just stand a ghost of a chance!”
Ango has both a guardian angel and a demon of temptation. It is his infinite misfortune that they get along with each other so well and are now conspiring to make him go to sleep.
(In which Dazai tries to avoid work at every turn, Oda is an enabler, and Ango just wants random supernatural beings to stop invading his personal space.)
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in languid dreams: ch 7-12 [completed 2023-06-25] -
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wet batboner: What if we mixed yaoi and yuri and made a secret third thing where women and men fuck
hr needed: don't evrn THINK about it
wet batboner: god forbid a man have thoughts
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the z team polycule gc.
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- Part 1 of DISPATCH FICS!!
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“Maybe Dom should ask Loid for tips,” Millie piped up, a mischievous sparkle in her eye. “He’s always taking you on romantic dates and vacations even now, he probably made a huge list of ideas before he proposed to you.”
“Come on Millie, I don’t want leftover ideas from Mr. Perfect!”
Yor tensed again as that dreaded nickname came up. It was always a sign the conversation would soon turn against her in the most embarrassing of ways. There was also the fact that Loid had never actually come up with such a list, unbeknownst to her coworkers. Yor was the one who had proposed, completely on a whim.
“How did he propose to you, Yor?” Millie asked. “I don’t think you ever told us.”
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Three years into marriage, Yor starts to daydream about the proposal she never had.
Of course, Loid won't let his beloved wife down for long.
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Ilya takes Shane to the Short n' Sweet Tour
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Feathers and Mayhem by KamFox
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
14 Dec 2025
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Nedzu created a new chat with 16 people
Nedzu changed 17 names
Devil Incarnate changed the chat name to ‘Humans and I’Devil Incarnate
Welcome, one and all! :DCoffee Blood
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Nedzu creates a group chat between some of his favourite humans! But one is not like the others, though everyone seems to get over it quick enough.
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essentials to bring to an alternate universe by seaurchinratsnest
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
14 Dec 2025
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Madara supposes that it could've been worse.
After a few hours of browsing what seemed to be the largest forest he thinks he's ever explored, only seeing nothing but the vibrant green leaves that looked more yellowish, an effect from the warm glow casted by the rays of sunlight, rustling as the wind picks up every now and then, some of the pesky leaves raining down from above, getting stuck in his hair (much to his displeasure), as well as the trunks of tall, reddish-brown mahogany trees looming over him, only slightly intimidating Madara.
He's finally seeing the fruits of his (unwanted) labour, the progress of his nonstop walking— trekking against his will, by the way— with a distinguishable pathway making itself known to Madara, much to his relief.
Where the hell was he, anyway?
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In which Madara Uchiha, a college student, lands into the world of the newly-established village of Konoha. Set after Madara Uchiha left the village, before he came back with the nine-tails.Madara prays to each and every deity out there to help this broke college student get back to his world. Oh, and he has to larp as Madara Uchiha, the recent defector of Konoha, from time to time.
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- Part 1 of that's why parallels don't meet, dumbass
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In a Voldemort-free post-First Wizarding War world, Lucius Malfoy has one job: be a supportive, well groomed, hovering, hyper-invested, emotionally dramatic parent to his only heir, Draco, who is very busy dramatically insisting he hates Harry Potter while cataloguing his every movements on parchment. Unfortunately, Harry Potter keeps smiling at Draco like he’s dessert and courting him like it’s a Jane Austen adaptation. With the reluctant approval of Sirius Black and Lucius, Harry and Draco fall in love, get married and proceed to unleash seven extremely dramatic magical children into the world.
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The reader runs into Slenderman's "proxies" while on a jog. The reader dies a lot, but since they're immortal, they can't help but get back up, much to the surprise and fear of the forest residents.
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Greening Out After Finals Core by TheUselessLesbianTM
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
14 Dec 2025
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Dazai and Chuuya have finally finished finals!! So they get stoned to celebrate beating their demonic classes. But Dazai doesn’t know or care about their limits.
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Quietest Voice In Who-Ville. by Radioactivealien_404
Fandoms: Horton Hears a Who! (Movie 2008)
14 Dec 2025
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Or, I wrote this after being inspired by the Nostalgia Critic video on Horton Hears A Who as well as like one reaction to it on YouTube. Enjoy. Also I'm probably never finishing this shit. This is set before the movie. I don't think I've ever watched it in my life, I'm living on a wiki and a prayer.
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“How much do you know about Hydes?” Gomez asked his wife as he sat down at the edge of the bed.
“They're known to be dangerous and are typically unlocked by a traumatic event, chemical inducement or hypnosis. The females tend to be more independent than the males, the males need a master to bond to or they go crazy without one. I've never met a male Hyde, in fact the only Hyde I've met was Françoise.” Morticia spoke sitting next to her husband.
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Gomez returns back to the Addams estate after meeting his new client Tyler Galpin in Willow Hill and turns to the only person he can think to help him, his wife.
Can be read as standalone or part of series!
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- Part 2 of Feels like we had Matching Wounds