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“Well, howdy there, friends!” Higgs shouted.
Sam whipped his head around and almost lost his balance again. Higgs was standing on the damp sand a dozen or so meters away from them. He looked exactly like he had on APAS’s Beach: shirtless, hair down, tattooed, and very much human. There was no replica of Amelie’s quipu around his neck, and he appeared unarmed, but otherwise he made an oddly familiar sight.
“You’re coming back with us,” Sam informed him, closing the distance between them in a few confident strides.
“Awww, I knew my prince would come and rescue me,” Higgs swooned, clasping his hands to his chest.
“You’re…not putting up a fight?” Lou asked uncertainly as Sam snatched one of Higgs’s wrists in a firm grip.
“Why would I, sugar?” he asked, unreactive to Sam unclipping his strand from his belt and unfurling its length. “Nothin’ for me here.”
Or; Sam and Higgs learn how to coexist in a doomed world with no exit
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Dr. Lawrence Blaire, once a Deputy Director at Murkoff, is drugged by Director Hendrick Easterman and demoted to personal assistant. He’s kept on Personnel Watch under Easterman’s supervision to keep him from being killed by the company. Trapped as Easterman’s assistant, Lawrence endures constant provocation, harassment and generally Easterman being a pervert. Lawrence is furious and very aware he’s now bound to the man who saved and ruined him. Easterman enjoys every second of this ordeal he’s orchestrated. Unfortunately for him, Lawrence is not an idiot and finds ways to turn Easterman's vices in his favor.
The title is Murkoff's motto.
This turned out way more freaky than I meant it to but it's whatever.
First fanfic I've posted but far from the first one I've written.
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Live and Love by lipstickghoulie
Fandoms: Fallout (TV 2024), Fallout (Video Games), Fallout: New Vegas
13 Jan 2026
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Set in an alternate universe that is not following the events of the show but is set after the events of FO4 and F:NV!
Animal trainer Al Summers finds herself abducted by Zetan aliens and crash lands in a post apocalyptic time several hundreds of years out from the one she was familiar with. Will she be able to survive in this strange environment, even with reluctant help from someone she once knew?
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Almost 16,000 people are sent to emergency rooms in the United States each year for injuries sustained during sex.
Thankfully, Dr. Mel King and Dr. Frank Langdon only have to handle a few of them during this shift–no problem for a pair of consummate medical professionals.
But does this shift have to be on a day when neither of them can stop thinking about another kind of consummation?
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Born to Bleed by chappellroansgf
Fandoms: Stormlight Archive - Brandon Sanderson, Cosmere - Brandon Sanderson
12 Jan 2026
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“I tried, Kaladin,” Amaram said. “I thanked you. I was going to give you a new life. But you couldn’t just take it, could you?”
Kaladin’s mouth was dry. “Take the Blade. But don’t hurt him—”
“Oh, I will take the Blade,” Amaram sneered. “But it’s not enough. The truth can’t get out. It must be believed that I killed the Shardbearer.”
“You can lie. Say whatever you want—”
“I’m sorry, but this is what happens when darkeyes forget their place.”
“NO!” Kaladin shouted.
Amaram raised a hand.
Two knives plunged into Adolin’s body.
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When Adolin takes the fall for something he didn’t do, Dalinar sends him to serve anonymously in Amaram’s army.
There he meets Kaladin, his squadleader and new roommate. Adolin’s flirty, sunshine charm slowly breaks through Kaladin’s walls, and they eventually fall for each other.
Then, Amaram betrays them. He tries to kill Adolin and sells Kaladin into sexual slavery.
When Adolin finally finds Kaladin again, he’s broken. He doesn’t believe the man he once loved could be a prince.
But Adolin refuses to give up.
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After Will kills Randall Tier in his home, not only does he have to deal with a broken window, bloody floor, injured dog, infuriating cannibalistic serial killer therapist, but a very inappropriate erection. Which leads to more realizations about himself and Hannibal's underlying motivations with himself. Touch-starved, sexually confused, and violently turned on by dreams of Hannibal, what else is there to do but make this the cannibal's problem?
Will is willing to risk a lot of things to capture the Chesapeake Ripper, but what he wasn't prepared for was the absolute turn of events when he realizes that Hannibal's feelings are a lot deeper than what he first suspected.
Hopefully, both of them can sort out their feelings for each other before someone gets killed or worse, someone falls in love.
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"¿Sabes qué? A la mierda, sí. Vámonos antes de que piense mejor lo que estoy haciendo."
O simplemente Ace se vuelve padre primerizo al llevarse a Tama con él. ¡Y claro, incluyan al estúpido incordio del pollo y el abrazable Pops!
Ace nunca dijo que sería fácil, pero joder.
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I Can Be a Better Boyfriend by Villitina
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's, Five Nights at Freddy's (Movie 2023)
11 Jan 2026
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When Hudson first reads the scripts, he cries. He cryptically texts a friend that he just scored an awesome part, then refuses to elaborate. He calls his girlfriend just to say he loves her. He’s, truly, a goddamn mess. He doesn’t think it’s possible for him to be more of a mess.
Then, he meets Connor and rapidly has to reevaluate the ceiling for how insane he can feel.
Or: Connor is Hudson’s bisexual awakening. Among other things.
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UNDER REVISION (Chapter 1-7 done) AND REOPENED AFTER ABANDONMENT!
Remus Lupin is a 27 year old junior-associate at lawfirm Slughorn & Fortescue. For three years, his hard work and dedication have gone unnoticed. He lives in a shabby flat, with mountains of student loans, and has already accepted his fate of being stuck in his little cubicle forever when senior partner, and court-room legend, Kingsley Shacklebolt calls him up to his office. Remus then meets his secretary: Sirius Black, the embodiment of beauty and grace, and from that moment on his life changes. He gets to work with the big-shots, and prove his worth as a lawyer. Regardless of how much his disapproval of work-place relationships, too handsome men may be (and himself) may be, he can't help but fall for his boss' secretary.
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Draco Malfoy is hiding a secret.
He's a vampire.
Turned during the Battle of Hogwarts, he's been living off donated blood, and discovering different ways to hide his 'condition' for the past six years. He was content to wallow in self-loathing until a rogue vampire attacks the blood vaults at St. Mungos. How's a vampire supposed to live with a blood shortage? Not in this economy.
In an effort to fix Vampire-Wizard relations and make his life easier, Draco needs the support of the Ministry. Only issue? It means he has to work with Hermione Granger who is severely overworked and (surprisingly) not his biggest fan.
She doesn't believe that he's 'changed' and suddenly cares about vampire rights. It doesn't help that Draco's still the sarcastic, brooding arsehole she knew from school. Hermione's determined to find out what he's hiding.
Meanwhile Draco's determined to find out why her blood makes his mouth water and challenges his more... primal urges. Why does he want to sink his teeth into her every time she gets close?
Read to find out how these two navigate politics and their feelings for each other.
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Aki Hayakawa is a relatively well respected instructor at the Catholic college. Well, respected by nearly everyone save for his student Angel, who of course goes out of his way to earn any attention.
Consequences will be dishedWill it go further?
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The subject of my dreams by Ren25le
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Jan 2026
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All of this was Shen Qingqiu’s fault. If only he had continued treating him the same way as before, then Binghe would not be doing the things that now filled him with such overwhelming guilt.
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"Catharsis" by Dqrkncss
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
09 Jan 2026
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“Do not associate with evil.
Do not befriend the evil.
Do not fall for evil.”.This writer wishes you a pleasant read-through, and I promise everything will be alright in the end.
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Last Boat Out of Flotsam by deadcuntry
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
09 Jan 2026
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“Why, we missed the boat, Gwynbleidd.” Iorveth’s answer was light but excruciatingly patronizing. He chuckled bitterly as if it was so very obvious what had happened. As if it was abundantly clear that it was also all his fault.
And it was his fault. But if he hadn’t jumped, three women would have lost their lives. Something Geralt could not abide by.
“We,” Geralt tossed the words around on his tongue like dice, “missed the boat?”
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Geralt chooses to divert from the prison barge escaping Flotsam, and Iorveth chooses to save him from drowning in the filthiest river spanning The Continent. Of course, neither of them realize that this little detour will cost more than they could ever hope to afford.
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Harrison injured his arm, and now he’s having trouble getting off.. luckily Dexter is there to help.
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Cheesecake Flavoured Lips by v0ixyz for kingurchan
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
08 Jan 2026
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A short story of Kamila living with Shiu Kong. She has a secret crush on him and for a long time now she can't keep it a secret anymore.
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Gary Barkovitch is not alone by choice. Not entirely anyway.
He's wanted people of his own, but after being mauled his whole life, he snarls at the smallest show of teeth. What happens when he meets someone who teaches him not to bite?
Or, the Parkovitch college au they deserve because they all should've been at the club.
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Formula One Interlagos Grand Prix, São Paulo, Brazil.
Ferrari pilot and most handsome man on the grid, Charles Leclerc, is on abstinence for three agonizing weeks.
His past adventures with the hot Ferrari mechanic, Gabriel, looms in his head and won't leave him.
One mess and Charles will come crashing down.
All its takes is the new Ferrari Spring Summer leather collection to arouse Charles beyond bearing and an encounter with Gabriel to make him go mad 300km/h.
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[Podfic]Private Lessons by KittyMonkey23 for SleepySsnail
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Jan 2026
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Locking eyes with his Shizun from across the desk, Luo Binghe said, “This disciple has much to learn. Whatever Shizun wishes to teach, this Binghe will gladly learn.”
Shen Qingqiu closed his fan and placed it on the desk, freeing both his hands. “Even if it means this master must use a heavy hand?”
Luo Binghe’s heart jumped at the thought and a light flush crawled across his cheeks as ducked his head and nodded meekly. “This disciple is at the mercy is Shizun’s discretion.”
Retrieving his fan Shen Qingqiu placed the end of it under Luo Binghe’s chin and used it to tilt the boy’s head up and smiled. “Good boy Binghe. Now, shall we begin the lesson?”