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    (CANON DIVERGENCE: If Lucifer was at the bar during the "Rejection Scene" between Alastor and Vox 70 years ago)

    Lucifer Mornigstar has never liked sinners.

    But even he feels a little bad watching this Tv-guy get laughed in the face when proposing a business deal between friends-- i mean that's just rough!

    His daughter has always told him to empathize with sinners-- be a actual ruler. Make friends! So fine.. just this once, he'll say something nice to one.

    How was he supposed to know the guy would spiral into a obsession with him?!

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    Husk reached for Angel’s top left hand, rubbing his empty ring finger with his thumb. He thought about how he and Angel had wound up here, all the dominoes that had to fall into place for them to find themselves in this moment. The string of events that had pushed them into each other’s arms so recklessly, so wondrously. He let himself be pulled down memory lane, wanting to recall every single minute detail of their story.
    He locked eyes with Angel, and he smiled.

    Or: Husk and Angel reach an important milestone in their relationship, leading to the two remembering the pivotal moments that led to them ending up right where they belong.

    Can be read standalone, just see the A/N! :)

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    Valentino has had enough of Vox; putting his own ego above his team, elevating himself, planning to leave him and Velvette, and NOW not caring if he blew them all up, JUST to kill Alastor? Enraged, Valentino rips Vox’s head off his shoulders, and drops his stupid flat face on the ground. It’s over.
    After Vox’s Doomsday device is destroyed, Valentino and Velvette leave Vox’s head on the ground, dragging his severed body away; they don’t want him putting himself back together just yet. Now Alastor gets to keep a mostly immobile Vox head prisoner. How entertaining.

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    "Radio AND video. Me and you; we could rule Hell, together, as partners"
    "As partners? Are you proposing Vincent?"

    What if instead of laughing his ass off and rejecting Vox, Alastor made Vox propose to him? Aka Alastor having his own agenda while Vox just accepts everything having the time of his life.

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    Some are meant to entertain, and others are meant to watch the entertainers.

    Alastor was trapped with the Vees for a while, but became close to Velvette, gossiping, laughing at the people of hell being idiots, and becoming close, but what happens after the final battle between Vox? She misses Alastor and decides to pay him a visit

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    Imagine the classic (Polar Express)—the beloved Christmas story of wonder and belief. Now imagine it with Alastor from (Hazbin Hotel) as the conductor.

    The journey to the North Pole takes a violently unhinged turn as Alastor runs the train with zero patience, even less mercy, and a grin that promises disaster. Hot chocolate is served by his “friend” Husk, and the engine is operated by the wildly enthusiastic (and deeply concerning) Niffty, and survival is never guaranteed.

    Will you make it to the North Pole in time? Will you meet Santa?

    More importantly—will you survive the ride?

    (This idea is from TwoDream (8red_moon8) on TikTok)

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    When Vox’s doomsday weapon misfires, Shok.wav throws himself into the angelic beam to shield Valentino and Velvette. The damage is irrepairable, and the drone dies with the Media Overlord by his side. His attempts to save him are futile.

    Suddenly, everything is so easy to blame on the other two Vees. If it wasn't for them, his pet would be alive and well. Vox tears his family apart with his own claws in blind rage, only snapping back to reality when the city’s billboards light up with memories of what he just destroyed.

    Two months later, a broken, glitching shell of a former Overlord is found motionless in an alleway, eroding in the rain. Charlie refuses to let Vox rot away. Alastor is much less pleased. Yes this is a RadioStatic fic

    Or;

    I want this dumbass to suffer more cuz I feel like he got off easy. So here you go, my weird ass AU/rewrite. Before the finale came out I was worried that in order to make Vox truly realize how much he's lost, both Velvette and Valentino would need to end up dead in the final battle. The one thing that can't be replaced- people. And now Vox's pet died protecting his friends from himself, and then those very same people end up getting killed in a fit of rage.

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    In the late 1950s, you’re just a studio secretary with big ambitions and a front-row seat to the rise of Vincent Whittman—the charming weatherman who murders his way into becoming TV’s new golden boy. As bodies pile up and ratings soar, you trade your conscience for a promotion and fall hopelessly in love with this ego-maniac serial killer-- while juggling circling police, a sinister “curse” on the network, a smug voice on the radio that seems to know too much, and an entertainment industry that’s evolving faster (and bloodier) than anyone can control.

    Hazbin Hotel S1 + S2 AU // Human! Vox x Reader // Based on "BRIGHTER"

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    After his big plan to rule the heavens goes down in flames, Vox finds himself powerless and out of luck. With no influence left and nowhere else to go, he somehow ends up at the Hazbin Hotel — and to his absolute horror, he’s stuck working there as the new receptionist.

    He hates the job, he hates the guests, and he really hates that deer-looking sinner who won’t stop smirking at him. Most of the others have already lost their patience with him, but Charlie still insists on believing there’s some good left in him.

    Of course, just when things couldn’t get worse, new problems start showing up at the hotel... and it doesn’t matter how much Vox complains, he’s getting dragged into it anyway.

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    Emily overhears Sir Pentious and Sera’s song, giving her a fantastic idea on how to stop the oncoming war.

    Her plan? Show those threatening invasion that there’s no reason to fear by reminding sinners of their own humanity!

    OR, Emily, through sheer force of will (and Archangel of Death, Azrael) manages to summon human copies of sinners’ souls in Hell. There’s literally no way this goes wrong!

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    After Charlie and her friends' victory against the angelic army and Adam's death, the troubles are far from over. Over the course of two weeks after the battle ended, a new demon appeared in Hell. No one knows who he is, what he wants, or even his face: all that is known is that he goes around kidnapping overlords, killing anyone who gets between him and them, and that nothing and no one seems to be able to stop him because he possesses strength incomparable to any other sinner, so much that the media called him "Army of One". Charlie and her friends find themselves forced to look for this mysterious individual, in the hope of being able to stop him before he does serious damage to Pentagram City; but the reality is much more sinister than they imagine, and not only the future of their city could be at risk, but also the future of all of Hell... and maybe even more. And everything revolves around this mysterious man who has just arrived in Hell, whose hatred towards demons and the Morningstar family seems to be unstoppable

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    Before her death, Theresa Ramsey was a woman who lived a life of struggle, sickness and hardship. For years, she was the underdog. The scapegoat. Powerless. She greived for the the person she was, as well as the person she aspired to be and grew angry at - not only herself - but the world; she would happily burn it to the ground. Even if she could, her love and deep connection to flora and fauna would stop her. Unforunately for other people, her compassion did not extend to them and she did not regret the harm she caused.

    When she discovered how to conduct rituals through her connection to nature - her one true love -, Theresa made a vow to herself and those beyond The Veil that she would never feel powerless again, even in death. Little did she know that her vow would become a reality after her untimely death and arrival in Pentagram City, Hell. Even with her new-found powers as a demon, she would never have been able to predict that the famed and feared Radio Demon would burn her world to the ground.

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    Vincent Whittman is down on his luck. He's a no name criminal, barely pulling off heists with partners Val and Velvette, while also accidentally causing power outages to half the city. He can't control his power, he can't pull off a heist, and he can't quite name his relationship with Val yet...but everything is going to change. There's a heist to end all heists and Vincent is hellbent on pulling it off. It's simple; steal the Jewel of Arias from the mayor's City Hall party before anyone notices, use it to amplify his powers, scare all the heroes away, become a god. Because that's all Vincent's wanted.

     

    But his heist is interrupted by a staff wielding cannibal, who insists he needs the jewel. And he will stop at nothing to get it.

    Vincent, Velvette, and Val get dragged into the criminal underbelly of the world, learning the cost of their dreams is much heftier than they originally thought.

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    Lilith returns! A grand reunion of the Morningstars!
    But everything is not what it seems when Lucifer realizes where his dear wife had been for the past 7 years.
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    𝘈𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺’𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩, 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺’𝘷𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮. 𝘈𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘪𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘓𝘶𝘤𝘪𝘧𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘦𝘭𝘵 𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘧 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨.

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    This is Alastor centric, mostly seeing things from his perspective.

    Alastor is a dapper young lad who was born into a poor family. His mother cleans the mansion of a wealthy family, which houses a young girl named Madison.
    Alastor and Madison fall in love and decide to start a life together, children even!

    But life turns out a lot harder than they expected, especially when your husband dies before your child is ever even born.

    Alastor has to confront his own inner fears when his son is threatening everything he worked so hard to build. When a man so cruel produces an equally as cruel son, maybe the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

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    Lucifer is bored and is attending a party for his wife, where he meets a mysterious yet charming man, and the two hit it off— more or less.

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    In another attempt to impress his father Damien manages to convince his sister to help him clean out the library of morningstar manor after overhearing their father complain about never being able to find anything in there, while their parents are away at the Rosalind and Damien Morningstar managed to come across a book they've never seen before and they can't help but open the book since Rosalind in particular seems to be drawn to it. After realizing the book had somehow transported them into the past Damien and his sister, Rosalind, need to find a way to return to the future before they mess up their timeline for good, but even returning home becomes more difficult when a certain media overlord makes his appearance known.

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    Alastor is wounded and Lucifer just wants to help. He does, and his touch sends Alastor spiraling. Now Alastor wants Lucifer to himself and struggles to cope with his new feelings. It's going to be a cute and awkward ride.

    Set between season 1 and 2.

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    VAlastor knew he wasn’t going to make it. He didn’t mind it too much, but fuck was he pissed that it was Adam of all people who killed him. Fuck, at least he was going to be consumed by the void. So why was it taking so long? He should have been consumed by now, right? Why was he still “alive”? Sure, he didn’t have a body or really anything similar; he felt like he was made of radiowaves, hellish energy, sin, and a bit of the void, but that should be impossible. After all, he should be dead-

    What’s this ash? It feels nice. Why is it consuming him? What is happening?

    After what felt like an eternity,
    He opened his eyes.
    He opened his eyes in Hell?
    Was it Hell?

    It doesn’t look like Hell,
    yet.

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    (I was watching the 6th episode of season 2, and this popped into my brain. Is this really my first fic? yep. I'll have deal with it.)

    Vox already had his hands on Alastor due to a suspiciously low stakes deal, but no matter to that he supposed. Now, he's devised the perfect trap for the king of hell himself! And when the notorious fallen angel comes-a-knockin, he won't know what hit him...except maybe a large window.

    Alastor has a sneaking suspicion this plan wouldn't quite turn out the way Vox had hoped, but in his captivity, he at least looks forward to something ACTUALLY entertaining.

    OR-

    Lucifer is unexpectedly thrown into hell's worst buddy comedy, and he's unfortunately tied to his seat.

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    7/?
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