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Trapped Together by Lord_Kakarot
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
31 Dec 2025
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When Superman interrupts Batman's pursuit of the Joker in Gotham, the duo finds themselves trapped in a coffin deep underground, with kryptonite draining Clark's strength and limited air fueling desperate intimacy. As Bruce works to remove the shard, accidental touches ignite unspoken desires between best friends. But escape brings them to Wayne Manor, where morning light and lingering hardness promises more explorations in the shadows.
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With Damian entering his junior year of his new school, he tries to find his place in his new family and at school
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Bruce gains custody of Damian after finding of his existence from Talia and Damian now has 3 older brothers and a new high school to go too.
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- Part 1 of Fake ties
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You Taught Me How To Live by Be_Whelmed
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Batman and Robin (Comics)
30 Dec 2025
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Percy Jackson is the son of Sally Jackson, and the son of Poseidon.
He's a general, a leader, a friend.He's also a Wayne.
Actually, not exactly.
Perseus James Jackson-Wayne was declared "missing" at twelve years old in a car accident, presumed dead, despite the fake sightings of him.
Jason Todd died at fourteen years old in a terrorist attack.
Percy Jackson's favourite colour is Red.Two truths and a lie, anyone?
The title is from our beloved Damian Wayne: “Because it will be hard for me to say these words face to face, I want you to know that Mother may have given me life, but you taught me how to live.”
Don't feed this to AI- let's not kill the planet people (or our imaginations) <333 -
Everything Is Fine Here, Right? by CouchxxPotato
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, dpxdc - Fandom, Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
30 Dec 2025
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The Batfamily is familiar with trauma. They are less familiar with a child who shows almost none of it.
Danny’s newest foster placement is Wayne Manor, and his presence there is quiet, unsettling, and impossible to ignore.
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Sourdough... Cheaper than therapy. Add Butter. by MochiLoverYummy
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
30 Dec 2025
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She fermented it.
She nurtured it.
She resented it.
Then she baked it and ate it with butter.Jenny processed her emotional baggage. Literally.
Bruce turned a codependent relationship into carbohydrates.
Alfred provided closure at 425 degrees.Therapy is expensive.
Sourdough is efficient.Series
- Part 39 of Batman, Bruce Wayne and Jenny
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HE'S A FUCKING SPIDER! (Ongoing!) by Sunoozdimple
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman: Arkham - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, DCU (Comics)
27 Dec 2025
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🍑🍑Story ONGOING!🍑🍑
English is not my first language and this is my first story here on AO3.
After sacrificing his entire existence to save the world, a broken and forgotten Peter Parker successfully ends his life, only to miraculously and unfortunately wake up in the dark, ruthless world of Gotham City. When the Batfamily discovers a wounded, mysterious Omega...parties are formed. Jason protects and Dick plays the bridge.
Will Bruce Wayne see Peter as something more than just a threat to assess? Will he let the manor breath and his own mind rest?
And Jason...what is wrong with Jason!! Damian is wondering if his brother has been bewitched by that Omega!
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It had been a year since the Court of Owls, and this was the first gala Dick had attended since the public learned he’d been found and returned to Bruce’s custody after his disappearance.
Yet tonight, at the Christmas Charity Ball, he wasn’t having the best of times—at least, not until Roy showed up with his ridiculous idea to hightail it out of there.
For the first time in a long while, Dick felt the weight of everything lighten. At least… for tonight.
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- Part 2 of Cabin In The Woods
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The Dangerous Pair by Candleandflame12
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Young Justice (Cartoon), The Flash - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
24 Dec 2025
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Wally was having a great day. He and his uncle made good time on patrol, his parents had actually made enough food to feed him, and now he got to meet one of the other sidekicks. He’d been warned that this sidekick had a reputation for being harsh, but people were dicks. What did they know? This was a stressful job — so what if the guy had snapped at a person or two?
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Wally West has a type and Robin fits it to a T
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Silence and Blood by MrNickLower
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic), Justice League - All Media Types
23 Dec 2025
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Short episodes in the style of a 2000s sitcom where the main joke is Dick Grayson taking on the role of Bruce Wayne's unwitting trophy wife, being a cheeky and flirtatious guy, with lots of sex jokes, double entendres, and the typical lowbrow humor of the 2000s.
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So Deep And Down, We Go by Val_Creative
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), DCU
14 Dec 2025
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On his thirtieth birthday celebration, Dick gets an unexpected surprise—Damian in Heat, alone in the back of a Wayne limousine.
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The Art of Knocking on the Door by tarnishedlxlac
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Catwoman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics)
14 Dec 2025
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Bruce Wayne, the Batman, doesn't knock. So neither do his four sons and daughter. He pays the price for not teaching them to knock before entering a room. Their eyes also pay the price, as unfortunate as it may be for all five of them—including Alfred.
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Danny has a past. One that he is happy to return to. Sam and He's marriage exploded and Danny is once again single. He is ready to reclaim his old sex buddy. One that made him happy when he was figuring out his life in college. It's too bad that it comes at a time where Danny is doing his best to be a rogue.
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- Part 3 of Prompts for DPxDC
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Jonathan Samuel Kent is the Property of Damian Wayne. Understood, Pink-Face? by KiaLecterGraham
Fandoms: DCU
02 Dec 2025
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Damian Wayne is in love with his best friend, Jon Kent. Although the younger Robin took a lot of time and effort to admit that he liked a Kryptonian, he finally did.
The bad part about being in love with Jon? He has a boyfriend, Jay Nakamura, a pink-haired guy who has stolen the attention of his alien boy!
And Robin was not going to allow that! Jonathan Kent has to be his, no matter what!
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Bruce didn't like ghouls, he spent majority of his time as Batman fighting them so it was hard to digest when Jason turned into one. And when a hungry Damian arrived on his dor steps he promised himself that he wold raise him like a human boy, it was for the best.
Luckily a not as human as Bruce tought Tim woldn't let his brother starve, and if he got something for himself... well that was a plusor
in wich Tim is very hungry and he doesn't care if Bruce thinks eating humans isn't appropriate
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The man he loves (twice) by myphonematters
Fandoms: DCU, DC Animated Universe (Timmverse)
16 Nov 2025
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Superman goes to Batman for advice on wooing Bruce Wayne… not knowing he is also hopelessly in love with him.
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- Part 1 of Superbat
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"This Means WAR!" *PODFIC* by Fandomer8316 Podfics (Fandomer8316)
Fandoms: Super Sons (Comics), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
04 Nov 2025
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Jon Kent makes one joke about Damian’s height.
The Batfamily turns it into a full-scale prank war.
There’s glitter in the Batcave, confetti in the computers, and Alfred has already increased the cleaning budget twice.
Somewhere in the mess, Damian may or may not be in love.
Or: in which Damian declares war, the batfamily enables him, and Jon sparkles for three days straight.
A podfic inspired by This Means WAR! by OwlCookies
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- English
- Words:
- 29
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 14
- Hits:
- 633
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Martha and Thomas survive that night in Crime Alley, but it changes their family forever.
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A Date With Bruce Wayne (Terms and Conditions Apply) by MochiLoverYummy
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
02 Nov 2025
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Bruce Wayne agrees to be Gotham’s charity bachelor because Lucius Fox guilt-traps him with “it’s for the children.” He fills out the compatibility questionnaire with the emotional range of a damp paper towel and the humor of a man who hasn’t slept since 2005. Jenny, unwilling co-conspirator and alleged moral compass, becomes his inside agent in a plot to save him from public dating humiliation. Chaos, caffeine, and corporate regret follow.
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- Part 27 of Batman, Bruce Wayne and Jenny
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Unsolved by NightmareJasmine
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Young Justice - All Media Types, Five Nights at Freddy's
31 Oct 2025
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In which Michael goes on another crusade against his father and meets a bright eyed little kid.
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- Part 1 of Fnaf/DC