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update: I FOUND THE FIRST PART. THE TRILOGY IS COMPLETE!!!11
ok long story short this is a joke in its worst form
theres really cringe old references in these because i wrote these ages agoI read like.. the first artemis fowl book and the second one i barely finished and then i gave up on the series because i have small brain so im sorry if youre a poor af fan looking for fics and this comes up. have fun
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From: Eliana
To: the world (above and below the surface)
Subject: an update on Artemis
Artemis and her worst enemy both want the last silk sifaka specimen on Earth. The former because it's the only cure to Spelltropy, the other because it's the only chance to find her father. But who's this enemy? Oh, just some child named Artemis Fowl IISeries
- Part 10 of Fools' Paradise
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Da: Eliana
A: il resto del mondo (sopra e sotto la superficie)
Oggetto: Aggiornamento su Artemis
Artemis e la sua peggior nemica vogliono entrambe l'ultimo esemplare di sifaka candido sulla faccia della Terra. L'una perché è la cura per l'Incantropia, l'altra perché è l'unica speranza di ritrovare suo padre. Ma chi è questa nemica? Oh, non l'ho detto? Una bambina di nome Artemis Fowl IISeries
- Part 10 of Fools' Paradise (italian)
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- Italiano
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When encountering wolves, it's crucial to maintain calmness and take appropriate actions to ensure your safety. Stay Calm. Look Big. Back Away Slowly. But whatever you do, do not turn your back and run.
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A Fowl Wolf by kiravani_random
Fandoms: Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Dec 2025
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Artemis Fowl is bitten by a werewolf and his circumstances change. Between Ministry laws, Dark Lords, Hogwarts Drama, and Malfoys, what will it take to find his way back home? Post EC, PoA, AU after that, covers events in GoF, OD, and some of TLC and OOP. See my tags, folks...things get Intense, but no smut whatsoever.
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Full Circle by ineedathesaurus
Fandoms: Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Dec 2025
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When Slytherin's most devious mind collides with Ravenclaw's most free-spirited Quibbler reader.
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Got two comments about how my first Artemis Fowl story (Little bird) needed a part 2 so here we aaare! Make no mistake, it’s going to get worse before it gets better. It’s a dark story once again so take care of yourself and don’t read if you’re not in a state of mind to read about these things. Did my best to add the appropriate tags, do tell me if I missed any.
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Artemis is not coping well after surviving the traumatic events he went through. Isolating himself, and in an unfamiliar city, he gets drawn into the world of true crime videos and amateur sleuthing. Following a lead on an ongoing investigation, things once again go very badly for him.Series
- Part 2 of Little bird
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There were lines he couldn’t bring himself to cross.
Until…
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Holly exhaled slowly through her nose, pacing a slow orbit around his bed. “You can’t just disappear inside your own head every time things go sideways,” she muttered, softer now. “Arnt you supposed to be a genius? Recovery isn’t linear Arty, you are going to fail a few times. You know that.”
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- Part 5 of Cannon Adjacent Works
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The Mad Elf and Her Genius Mechanic by Ratchet9cooper for Mudguts
Fandoms: Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer, Mad Max Series (Movies)
03 Dec 2025
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Across the vast wastelands, many legends roam.
The Mad Elf, a mystic being from behind the wastelands, short and small, but vicious and dangerous. She is accompanied by her genius mechanic, a mind challenged by very few. And tougher they roam.
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- Part 1 of Mad Max AUs
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Artemis is back and fully operational but something is a bit off.
Sometimes Artemis... blanks out.
His mind is sometimes elsewhere, everyone is calling it PTSD.
But what if it isn’t. What if it is something far greater than that.
What if Artemis is leaving his body in actual reality. Not just metaphorically.
It wasn’t a big problem until Artemis had to start assimilating to normal life.
Will his old friends and new help him with his problem in time before he drifts off and never comes back. -
Beyond the Veil by PhoenixQueen_3
Fandoms: Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer, Fowl Twins - Fandom
02 Dec 2025
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AU where a contract is made to keep Artemis and Holly away for four years. What could happen in the time that they are apart?
(this is being dual posted on my tumblr)
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Couple getting locked in closets is an old cliche, one Artemis and Holly had both made fun of, so of course it’d happen to them.
But something they didn’t account for is most couples don’t have such a dramatic size difference, and most women aren’t literally at eye level of their partners crotch
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When you are locked away, you can start to see things. Especially if you are a deranged Pixie.
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- 1/1
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When Captain Holly Short goes missing during an investigation of the Nightglass Circle, Trouble Kelp descends into the undercity to beg help from the last people he ever expected. What he finds is not a legendary party of heroes… but something far more dangerous, chaotic, and devoted than the stories ever warned him about.
If Holly is alive, they’ll tear the mortal world apart to bring her home.
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- Part 1 of Elsewhere
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Personality analysis using the case history method: Julius Root by theblackrainbowyt for ichockedonapeanutbutterandjamsanwich
Fandoms: Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer
29 Nov 2025
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This year I have to take psychology in school, and in October we got the task to analyse someone using the case history method and make a presentation about it. When I realised I could choose Julius as my subject, the whole thing turned into a passion project of mine.
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Vampire Artemis Fowl One-shot (may add more chapters of shenanigans) by Astro_LMK_enjoyer
Fandoms: Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl (2020)
25 Nov 2025
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Fic where Minerva ether got mind-wiped or was never involved in AF and Artemis is running the Mafia pretending to be his dad, also vampire Artemis.
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Artemis Fowl makes the biggest mistake of his life when he decides to steal from Seto Kaiba. And when the fairies get involved, well...
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It turns out The People were wrong about clones; they do have souls. After the events of The Great Dark, Nopal accidentally takes over the body of a recently deceased human girl. Seeing an opportunity to live a real life, Nopal is determiend to make the most of her second chance.
As years pass, the LEP discover Nopal's reincarnation. Seeing her as a threat, they enlist the help of Artemis once again to take her down once and for all.
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He sometimes leans out his window, the blanket of thick night wrapped firmly around him with only the face of the moon to speak with. He makes conversation with the craters of her eyes, but she doesn't reply, his words lost on an evening breeze. He sometimes wonders if magic has interfered with his system, as the moon wordlessly beckons him out. She tells him to step right out into oblivion - don't look down.