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Cellbit arranged to get kidnapped by a trusted and dangerous friend, for fun and profit and to put off actually communicating with his crush.
He gets more than he bargained for.Kinktober 2025, Day 2: Kidnapping
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- Part 2 of Kinktober Spice
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They've all got scars, from battles hard won or the prices taken out of their flesh when they've lost; Dream's interested in adding a few more to his tally, courtesy of Phil's claws.
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- Part 1 of not safe for tumblr
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Ranboo has had a crush on Philza for a while now. Even if they refuse to do anything about it, Philza will.
i want that twink FUCKED!
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- Part 5 of pandora's kinkmeme fics
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that aging heart, love, tremors slow, but it's beating by nambi
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
20 Apr 2025
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“You’re allowed to say no, Techno.”
And Techno knew that, it was just—he wanted to do this right. It was easy with Phil because he knew that Phil wouldn’t leave. That truth had been beaten into him long enough to stick; he and Techno had been through so much together that they were bound for life. Phil had no choice but to stay. Techno thought they’d both known that from day one: that they’d always been meant to find each other, and that, the moment they’d locked eyes, something larger than them had locked into place, never to let go again.
But Ranboo? Ranboo could leave. Ranboo was so young, and they didn’t deserve to be burdened with the baggage of over a century, and they still had time to start over if they wanted, they—
“Techno.” Techno looked up and was met with a smile that was as warning as it was gentle, touching every one of their features. “Get out of your head.”
Sighing, Techno leaned into their hand, laying his own on top of it. “Sorry,” he said. “It’s—hard.”
“I know,” Ranboo said, like it was the most obvious thing in the world. “And I’m proud of you.”
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Or: Ranboo asks a simple question, and Techno is forced to reflect.
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- Part 7 of we did our best, and we will again
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Techno, dragged along by Skeppy to a bar, meets a hot couple and somehow ends up whisked away for a night (and morning) full of fun. Everything would point towards him being unicorn hunted for a one-off thing. He's fine with this. He doesn't expect anything more.
Meanwhile, Kristin and Phil are happy to have found a cute third for their relationship.
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- Part 1 of Pink Unicorn
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It’s Not Cheating if It’s Just the Same Guy in a Different Hue by iinoyb
Fandoms: Dream SMP
12 Jul 2024
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“So you, like, have his memories too?” Techno guesses. If he is going to relent to the strangeness of this all, he’d better figure out how it works.
“We do,” Blueza confirms.
“Oh…” Techno says. That’s probably a good thing, if they’re all kind of not really Phil. And then he blushes. “Oh!”
Do all seven of them remember fucking him last night?!
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Or: Phil messes with a potion that causes him to split into nine different colored versions of himself, Techno suddenly has a harem, and lots of raunchy sex happens.
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etoiles lives, breathes, and bleeds being useful to anybody that needs his services. phil knows this very well.
during a sparring match, he decides to test just how much etoiles can actually take.
or: etoiles boasts that he trained himself to not have a gag reflex anymore and phil takes matters into his own hands.
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Request: top Phil would be cool but it doesn't matter, if you could somehow incorporate hexxit hardcore that would be cool! (I know this is VERY bland but I just wanted to plant the ship in your mind)
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- Part 67 of Requests
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Sequel to “Pick Up Your Broken Pieces”
Phil finds out about Techno’s little secret through Tommy
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- Part 2 of Foxtail’s problematic anon fics
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slutty brit kisses a dilf, more at ten by orphan_account
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
10 Dec 2023
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Wilbur really, really regrets kissing Phil, he also enjoyed it, probably more than he should've
Phil is fucking reeling because the sluttiest man in Britain kissed him and everyone knows
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A series of oneshots (mostly smut) because I'm bored and need too write more stuff
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Schlatt is dead, he doesn't really like to stay dead though, he bounces back rather swiftly- Phil on the other hand? He doesn't exactly take death very well in comparison to his companion.
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The thing about having deities for mates is that they have rather odd ideas of sexual pleasures, it's a good thing Schlatt is used to it
Day 11: Bondage
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He glanced at Phil and paused, completely losing his train of thought.
His husband was shrugging his shirt off, revealing that he was wearing a black lace bra, his nipples visible through the spirals in the fabric. The material was shot through with little golden threads, and Techno found, for some reason, that he was thinking of gilded blackstone
__Written for Kinktober prompts Honeymoon/Lingerie/Edging
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- Part 2 of 2023 Kinktober
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Philza and Tommyinnit have sex while Wilbur and Kristen are in the other room (This is written in when they were on the Paris trip). This is written mid sex
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Schlatt decides to finally make use of that hot tub Phil installed, shame he gets hung up at the mirror on the way there.
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Schlatt and Phil try two things in bed; shibari, and blood, both of which are brand new to Schlatt, neither of them are new to Phil.
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Kiss me until my tears sever by orphan_account
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
05 Jul 2023
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He wouldn’t say he was homesick, per say… he didn’t have a home to be sick of. But being so far away from everything he knew, on his birthday?
It was a little depressing, to say the least.
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Or, Technoblade spends his first birthday in space as a free man getting railed by BBC (big birdman cock)
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I have so many smut ideas and qsmp only just started. Smut one-shot book.
Chapter 1: Give Me Your Meat (Charlie Solo)
Chapter 2: Selfcest Necrophilia (Charlie Solo)
Chapter 3: Necrophilia Mishap (Charlie x Philza)
Chapter 4: Thick bonds, Thin walls (Charlie x Wilbur) -
my heart is thrilled by the still of your hand by nambi
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
30 Mar 2023
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And Apollo—oh, he made him glow. Made his occasional laughter sound like song, made Ranboo feel sacred beneath his touch, like gossamer strings being plucked to form melodies, doing what Techno wanted of him. He was sure that if Techno did nothing but finger him, he’d still be gone within seconds if Techno didn't keep stopping, pleasure scratching up his insides, finding a way out. Ranboo placed his hand on his throat, where he thought it’d emerge, where it might paint him gold.
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Or: Before he goes to sleep for the winter, Techno just wants to edge Ranboo until he cries.
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- Part 10 of come rip up the flesh of my fears
