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After a long standing war with Zaron, Kyle becomes king of the elves during a talk of peace, putting the fate of the Kingdom in his hands.
Stan, loyal human knight, cares so very much about his king, but let's be honest, he's just deep in denial.
So on top of navigating politics, they're navigating feelings.Meanwhile, Kenny, Lady of House McCormick by day and avid rebel by night, plans to fix Zaron's government (through terrorism and theft); pushing her to team up with the gullible Paladin Butters.
None of them realize that there is a greater power brewing, threatening to change their world as they know it.
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Douchebag is a college student drowning himself in his own misery and alcohol. After accidentally passing out in the bar, he meets a magical girl who asks for his help.
He just wants to get drunk and pass out in his dorm. Is that so much to ask?
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Literally the title and Cartman is basically hitler
Oh yeah btw I dont support this
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Just when you think you know someone...
He has never spoken about his past, and for a good reason. He had spent years running, hiding behind a mask, both literal and figuratively. He doesn't even know who he is anymore. But what happens when his past decides to rear its ugly head? Can his team reach him in time?
Or is he doomed to an eternity of pain?
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The boys go back to Imaginationland and accidentally take the wrong Kyle with them to the real world. Now, they must get their Kyle back and keep Imagination!Kyle from doing things his original counterpart wouldn't do —especially with Cartman—.
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Angels will bring you to heaven, they just need to find you first by TheSleepParalysisDemon777
Fandoms: South Park
14 Jan 2026
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Kyle has been missing for a month and a half. Kenny can’t shake the feeling that Cartman is behind it.
This is extremely inspired by But You Like It by Miss_Nihilist. It’s pretty much a fanfic of a fanfic. It’s written as of Chapter 4 being out so it’ll probably become inaccurate.
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Five teenagers stuck together by pure chance find themselves descending into the unknown after receiving vaguely threatening messages and a mysterious link on a chat website.
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- Part 1 of CSS Adventures
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There was nothing wrong with him. Kenny McCormick was an average, normal human.
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- Part 1 of Vincula Extended
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Cada mayo, un niño desaparece en South Park sin dejar rastro.
En 2018, fue Tweek quien desapareció, dejando a su mejor amigo atrapado entre la culpa y el vacío. Seis años después, Tweek regresa, pero ya no es el mismo. Guarda un secreto y un poder que lo cambiaran todo. Craig está dispuesto a hacer lo que sea con tal de salvarlo y protegerlo. Pero, ¿en realidad Tweek necesita su protección... o será al revés? -
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A collection of bonus stories and continuations set within the OrangeJuiceVerse!
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“I’m everything your parents hate. I’m poor, I'm rude, and I take up space. I’m nothing like you white picket fence fucks–no offense.”
Butters blinked at him, brows raised in a perpetual confusion.
“Are you sayin’...you want to be my parent's kid instead?”
Kenny burst out into laughter at the mere suggestion of that.
“Hell no! What I mean is-” he sighed, deciding how he should best explain the genius of this plan to Butters. "Date me."
Or: Kenny pretends to be Butters' boyfriend in a scheme to get the Stotch's to stop grounding him.
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The bottom line is, Stan doesn’t like him like that. This is purely transactional. It’s a win-win, like he’d said in the closet. The more Kyle thinks about it, the simpler it is.
Stan isn’t at any risk of catching feelings; he’s viewing this entire endeavour as a way to get where he needs to be, and being the decent guy he always has been, wants to ensure Kyle gets something out of it too. He’s overthinking this. Making it harder than it has to be. He always does that.
Having fallen out of friendship through one circumstance or another, Stan and Kyle are forced into a closet together, before they can come stumbling out. Literally, then metaphorically.
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Year 2003, early June and your senior year of high school. Your class gets assigned a final creative writing project that you have to finish during your painfully long 10 days at a summer camp.
Who knows what's waiting for you in those creepy woods?
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This is the story of Kenny the Junkie
She feels strange hearing his name, how it sounded on her lips before hormonal therapy. She never says his name out loud. Now that she recalls it, this recording session may be the last time she said his name since the incident.
An heroin addict. The most beautiful there is.
Gladly, she’s finally understood her gender identity; she can look at her past self with genuine affection, her past voice manifesting just how little and fragile that soft boy was.
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“Mh, sorry, young lady, but I have to ask, is this CD by any chance, of Crimson Dawn? My daughter and I were really big fans… I can recognize their sound, especially Butters’!”
Hearing that name made her brain stop for less than a second; she accepted her past self, but that name is one that only she can say.
“She goes by Bunny now.”
Everyone falls in love with Kenny the junkie
---TW: heroin addiction, drugs abuse, transphobia
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- Part 3 of The rise and fall of the "Crimsown Dawn"
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We all have seen this song and dance before. A new kid move into town, there is a war broke out between two kingdom, then they become reunited to fight against one evil, save the world blah blah blah. It's the same old story. So, what's special about this specific new kid who moved into South Park?
Here are five things that the New Kid has done out of character or break the plot plus one time they didn't break character.
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Що стається з «найдобрішою дитиною в місті», коли тиск батьків та вічне цькування ламають його психіку? Баттерс Стотч більше не пам’ятає своїх ночей. Він прокидається втомленим і змерзлим, не підозрюючи, що під покровом темряви його альтер-его виходять на волю.
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Stan failed to send his gift in s5e13, but this time he did——and he won back Kenny.
斯坦在原作第五季第13集中没能送出礼物，但这次他不仅送出去了，还赢得了肯尼的爱。- Language:
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Ugh. Back to the drawing board. Let's try it again. Cause the HP dorks HATE me lmao.
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Their beaten feet tread backwards, back over the worn path gnarled and grotted in their absence. They made progress in their time apart, sure they had; in their plights against their childhood predators, against their bloodlines, against their own. Set five years after 'Hunger Pains,' when Kenny’s last hope leaves him cast aside as a fleet of sirens wail in the encroaching gloom, and when Stan and Kyle, after a scrap of trouble in their college town, find themselves fleeing back home despite their promises to never return. They leap backwards into the dark, back into the shadows of their teenage selves, and all the haunts that used to prey on them. Because after all, all roads lead to home. And when that home is South Park, well, did they ever have a chance to begin with?
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- Part 2 of Hunger Pains
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For centuries, the divided land of Zaron has enjoyed a tenuous peace. That peace is shattered when the signing of an armistice treaty between the humans of Kupa Keep and the elves of Larnion is ambushed by armies of the Underdark, throwing both kingdoms into chaos.
In a world marred by mistrust and ancient hatred, survival hinges on an alliance brokered by their adversarial peoples. In a collision of their cultures, loyalties are tested and new friendships must be forged if they have any hope against the Underdark’s sinister forces.
War is coming, and only in darkness may light be found.