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Skulduggery Pleasant - Old Memories by ValDuggery92
Fandoms: Skulduggery Pleasant - Derek Landy
21 Jan 2026
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Valkyrie wants to know how Skulduggery and China ended up together before he met his wife and Skulduggery reluctantly tells her.
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- 1,993
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- 1/1
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Stuck Between Two Worlds by Lex_of_SHIELD
Fandoms: Skulduggery Pleasant - Derek Landy, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
08 Jan 2026
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Tom Riddle had a twin sister. Adopted by China Sorrows at the age of five, she chooses the name Aurora Vita and trains to become a sorcerer before learning that she is a witch. Reunited on the train to Hogwarts, Aurora and Tom immediately clash and become enemies. At Hogwarts, no one knows how they are related. During their fifth year, they are both made Prefects of their respective houses but the Chamber of Secrets is opened.
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And the Darkness Rained Upon Her by OTPlatypus
Fandoms: Skulduggery Pleasant - Derek Landy
02 Jan 2026
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***SKULDUGERY PLEASANT Parody-ish/Comedy-ish Canon rewrite FF***
One thing. One little thing added to THAT NIGHT at Gordon's and it changes everything. Skulduggery gets his ass handed to him and Valkyrie enters the Caves of Void. Alone.
Wanna know what that one little thing is?
Tickles. Tickles changed Valkyrie Cain's and Skulduggery Pleasant's life.You're Welcome
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Skulduggery gang celebrate the new year!
Very chaotic, very fun, very funny
Mainly featuring Serpine cause he’s my fave character
Small short story I did in I few hours :D
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Valkyrie’s off sick, nobody else is available, and Skulduggery still needs a partner for this case. The only problem now is that, the only one able to do it is Serpine.
[Skulpine fic]
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She’s just another prisoner, here. No more breaking the rules, no more hiding behind Arbiter status. She’s a murderer and a lawbreaker, and while she already was both those things, here it’s different.
Here she gets her just desserts.
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It's like the shadow cast by a cloud. Most of the time she doesn't really realise that she is standing in the dark. Then she takes a step outside and everything is suddenly brighter, the colours more vibriant and every smile just a little bit more joyful.
It's a cliche.
Yet she can't help it, it is what it is.
A numb pain that got smaller and smaller every day, but never went away completly. Something no one ever sees, not something most people now either. It's jus to akward.
,,Really what are you sad about?"
,,That guy I dated."
,,Oh how long ago was that?"
,,Two hundred years - and I know most people don't even live that long, but I still miss him. I miss the way his eyes got those little wrinkles, when he laughed or smiled. I miss holding him or touching him. I miss everything."
It feels pathetic.
It is pathetic.
Yet it is what she feels when she lets herself feel it.
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Skulduggery Pleasant - Mourn by ValDuggery92
Fandoms: Skulduggery Pleasant - Derek Landy
20 Dec 2025
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Set straight after "Heart full of hatred"!
Skulduggery visits Valkyrie in the Sanctuary's jail a couple of days after she has been taken into custody for murder.
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“So, are we sleeping in shifts or-“
“No.”
A single word.Ghastly found that his friend’s voice didn’t sound the same as it had before. It made sense considering that he had neither a tongue nor vocal cords anymore. Or maybe it was still the same. He simply believed his voice to be different, because it had to be. Because otherwise it would have made no sense.
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Pretty much, you can ask or dare any characters from:
1. Skulduggery Pleasant
2. Hermitcraft
3. SMG4
4. The Fairly Odd Parents (a new wish)
5. Gravity Falls
6. Cookie Run KingdomI am open to any and all ships! (Even the ones I may not agree with)
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Mevolent escapes the time slowing machine and wants revenge. But to get it, he'll need an army. And a few generals to lead it. Serpine had been trying to make himself to home. Though the fact that he had very little money and nobody liked him was making it difficult. And then just to make it all worse, that’s when Mevolent comes in and takes him.
Secrets unveiled, trust broken, and a lot more bad things. Sorry about that (not 👍)
This is the rewrite version! The original one is on Wattpad though I feel it’s not to good. (Reason why I’m rewriting it) If you wanna go read the it, here’s the link:
https://www.wattpad.com/story/398563486-mevolent%27s-return-skulduggery-pleasant
Though please read this version to! I feel like it’s a lot better already than the OG
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Skulduggery Pleasant One-Shots by SuperSnowyFox
Fandoms: Skulduggery Pleasant - Derek Landy
09 Dec 2025
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Just some random Skulduggery Pleasant one-shots from ideas I’ve had and thing I’ve seen on the internet. And be aware, this is just a random thing i’ve been doing, so don’t expect it to be the best thing in the world. There will definitely be some short chapters, but there will also be long ones.
Hopefully.
I am on Wattpad as well with the same username just to let y’all know I’m not stealing anything:D
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Stephanie's Uncle Gordon is a writer of horror fiction. But when he dies and leaves her his estate, Stephanie understands that while he may have written horror it certainly wasn't fiction.
Pursed by evil forces, Stephanie seeks help from an unusual source - a tailor who shared his passion for boxing just as he does for justice.
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SPOLER SPOILER SPOILER
SPOILER WARNING FOR A HEART FULL OF HEATRED
so after we gotten that out of our way. This is kinda of a head cannon after the last book.... welp i think we will se a pissed ghastly in the next book xD
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Visions and Versions of Myself by CatoHarmatia
Fandoms: Skulduggery Pleasant - Derek Landy
17 Nov 2025
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The Man with the Golden Eyes does not exist. After Erskine Ravel has been captured, then rescued by his friends, he finds himself blind, disabled. He doesn't recognise himself anymore. His best friend Hopeless and the other Dead Men do their best to aid his recovery and/or try to manage the other - rather secret - mission they have been sent on while the war still rages all around them. They try to save their friend and themselves, but a lot of things break when handled by broken people. It gets worse before it gets better. Recovery do be like that.
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What would have happened if Erskine Ravel didn't get saved after his capture by the Children of the Spider but by his friends, the Dead Men. What would have happened if he got to work through his trauma instead of going insane (politically)? What if they had all just talked to each other?
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This is a giant What-If. It's set around the turn of the 19th to 20th century. Erskine Ravel is not evil.
Please *mind the tags*. There will be no graphic descriptions but a lot of direct references. -
A horrible chain of events by Corey_exe for Mageless
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Skulduggery Pleasant - Derek Landy
14 Nov 2025
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Even though Jon knew that the man walking besides him had no face, every time he spoke, Jon believed for the fragment of a second that he would see some kind of expression. A reaction, a raised eyebrow or a small grim. But every time he looked, the archivist only saw the solid skull. Absolutely nothing displayed on it.
“All I can say is, apocalypse successfully avoided.”
“People died.”
“They do that all the time. Don’t beat yourself up over it.”Remember the events of book three 'The Faceless ones'? Let's throw a sad little archivist at it.
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Helden und Bösewichte ganz privat by magicblue
Fandoms: Skulduggery Pleasant - Derek Landy
14 Nov 2025
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Habt ihr euch auch schon gefragt, was unsere Lieben Charaktere von Skulduggery Pleasant so machen, wenn Derek Landy mal nicht hinschaut? Hier werdet ihr sehen, was eigentlich nicht für die Öffentlichkeit bestimmt ist.
Sanguin: Lass uns doch in Frieden, wir schauen dir ja auch nicht zu wie du in der Nase bohrst!
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Valkyrie wakes up in her 12 year old body the night she first found out about magic, before that guy, what was his name? Vindictive Leather? Anyway, before he breaks in.
With an additional decade or so of knowledge, can she prevent the coming horrors? And what horrors will inevitably happen instead?
Also, how snarky can she be about knowing everything she can remember in advance?
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In This Moment, Now Capture It, Remember It by thedogbard
Fandoms: Skulduggery Pleasant - Derek Landy
28 Oct 2025
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“Valkyrie, if your sole purpose for this trip was to buy pastries, you should have brought Saracen as a companion.”
“But you don’t eat. You’re, like, the absolute best person to visit a bakery with.”
“True. You would have had to fight with Saracen over who got to eat what of that display.”
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Cause I Knew Everything When I Was Young by thedogbard
Fandoms: Skulduggery Pleasant - Derek Landy
28 Oct 2025
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Drabbles, oneshots, unfinished stories...all the random things I've written for Skulduggery Pleasant. Some of them are cringe, in my opinion. Some of them were written years ago. Some are completely pointless.
Some of them are even clever.