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    Evelina Petrova was a pretty normal woman. She was one of the medics and physical therapists at the Montreal Voyageurs, she loved partying and other than that there wasn’t anything unordinary about her. Well, apart from the fact that her twin brother was Ilya Rozanov of course.

    Or.

    We follow the life of Evelina Rozanova who is extremely close with Ilya and somehow has to keep a pokerface whenever she sees Shane Hollander after her brother tells her in detail about all the shit they went through.

     

    January 3rd: I have a writing addiction and started writing this story on the first of January and have already written 105k in words. Thank the lords for the winter holiday. Will try to update daily, but on the 5th of january work starts again so will only be able to write about 1 chapter a day and I am sort of anal about the whole 'Be at least 5 chapters' ahead. Luckily I've just finished writing chapter 21 so alls good for at least a week! :)

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    It was Hollander’s absence that had created this void. It wasn’t that Ilya had even cared, before. A quick thrill, that both knew would end. But then, Hollander had hijacked Ilya’s life, refashioned it in his own image, shaped it to fit the empty space he left in his wake. It was terribly cruel, the immeasurable impact that human beings could have on one another. Even more cruel, to walk away from the mess you had created, as Hollander had. At least have the decency to make it mean something.

    After a nervous collapse, Shane Hollander returns home, only to be brought back into contact with the man he left behind, six years prior.

    Playlists can be found under my Spotify account, @Miss_Anthropocene.

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    A new Russian player, Dimitri Novikov, is drafted onto the Ottawa Centaurs in the same season that Shane Hollander is unceremoniously traded from the Montreal Voyageurs. His reasons for leaving Montreal are unclear, and the reasons he chose Ottawa are even less so. However, as Dimitri begins to suspect that Shane secretly knows Russian, his curiosity ends up getting him wrapped up in a relationship he didn’t even know existed. But perhaps a little turbulence is what Shane and Ilya needed to realize their relationship is strong enough to weather anything that comes their way.

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    After being turned, Rookie of the Year and winner of the Stanley Cup, Avid Hunter is transferred from the National Hockey League to the Professional Vampiric Hockey League.
    Scott Goldsmith, captain of the New York Lampreys, has been MVP for 25 years straight. Jealous of the attention given to the new blood, Goldsmith is desperate to make it to the finals and win the Beacon Cup for the fifteenth time in his career.

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    “Did you decide to tell us because of what Scott Hunter did?” The question was gentle, almost as if his dad was afraid to spook him. “What he did was very brave.”

    “I had been thinking about it for some time, but that was definitely one of the reasons that made me do it now.” He took a deep breath. “After I saw him doing that, all I could think about was not having to hide anymore. Not from you, not from the team... not from the world.”

    He could see the fantasy in his head: him and Ilya walking around, hand-in-hand, traveling and having fun. Being together in the light of day, not just in dark hotel rooms, having to be quiet, hiding.

    “Would you want to? Come out, publicly, I mean.” There was worry in his mother’s voice.

    He thought about it, really, without letting the fear cloud his judgment.

    “Yes.”

    --

    Or: The timeline was different, and Ilya couldn’t go to the cottage because his dad died soon after Scott Hunter won the cup. Shane decides to come out.

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    Shane Hollander knew a lot of things. He knew that there were not many things easier than breathing, but that Hockey was one of them. And the other was loving Ilya Rozanov. One of these is easier than the other, especially when he also knows he's probably been having a panic attack for a whole day and under no circumstances can Ilya Rozanov know about it.

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    When they first landed on Earth the Mighty Ducks had no idea that they and the Saurians were not the first aliens to arrive. They were unaware of the alien threat lurking under the surface, wearing the faces of friends. Until the Yeerks found them.

    The Yeerks had no idea that there was a war being waged across their dimension and another. But the temptation of new technology and brand new host bodies was impossible to resist. Even the hosts in question were unconventional.

    The Animorphs had no idea that what they thought was a group of human hockey players with a bird gimmick was real. But once they learned of potential threat they had to step in.

    In a single day, the entire war would take a turn. Friends would become enemies. One team would shatter, while another grew stronger. Old foes would have no choice but to aid those they once tried to oppress. A tyrant would fall. An empire would rise. Not even the great powers of the galaxy could predict where this turn would lead.

    In one instance the fate of two universes turned.

    And nothing would be the same.

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    Shane Hollander ✓
    @shanehollander
    Is this thing on?

    Ilya Rozanov ✓
    @ilyarozanov
    @shanehollander THAT is what you spent the last thirty minutes typing out????

    Shane Hollander ✓
    @shanehollander
    @ilyarozanov Fuck off

     

    or... the centaurs social media au

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    An alternate injury for Shane from episode 5
    ****
    “Quick move by Comeau, control taken from Rozanov-”
    “He’s moving fast now, not an easy feat with the on pile of Bears!”
    “Smart choice, puck now in Hollander’s hands.”
    “Wow! Clearly captain for a reason, isn’t he?”
    “Winding up now, a surefire goal for the Voyageurs-”
    “...Oh- oh God.”
    The stadium goes silent as the impact happens, as blood arcs through the air. It stains the barriers, the ice, the glass. Everything.
    One scream breaks the horrified silence.

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    Rachel! @redordead

    went to try and live my wag dreams at my boyfriends hockey games and it ended up with his coaches in a punch up??? is this normal???

    Replying to @redordead
    @redordead the other teams coach insulted one of my boyfriends coaches and the blonde one tried to hit him i am so confused

    Replying to @redordead
    @redordead ok ive done some googling apparently the blonde one is some russian guy and the other is a cutie patootie named shane

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    Shane and Ilya coach the McGill Men's Hockey Team and everyone online is totally normal about it.

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    Svetlana and the Hollanders connect the dots while trying to figure out how Shane could have played so badly.

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    Shane released the jersey and finally turned away. For a split second, it looked like it was over. He skated off, chest heaving, jaw tight, circling behind the net the way he always did when he needed to cool off. The crowd was still roaring, refs shouting, gloves being collected—but Shane wasn’t listening anymore. His eyes flicked once, instinctively, toward where Hayden still lay surrounded by trainers.
    Then—
    Angry skating.
    Fast. Heavy. Closing in.

    OR

    Basically something inside Shane snapped. First metaphorically and then literally.

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    Shane has grown accustomed to his neurodivergence being used as the butt of a joke.

    Ilya has not.

    Yuna Hollander suffers no fools.

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    Living as his authentic self is liberating and Shane wouldn’t change it for the world, but it doesn’t come without complications. At least he has his husband, his parents and his friends to back him up.

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    shane goes into heat in the middle of a game

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    When Ilya gets hit in the face with a puck and consequently knocked out, Shane panics and ends up driving 5 hours just to see Ilya, and make sure he's okay.

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    The part of Shane that is not panicking goes soft with how…eager Ilya seems for Shane and Svetlana to meet, for Shane to like her. It’s strange, it’s new, it’s wonderful to be able to think about making plans like this. Dinner with Shane’s parents, meeting Ilya’s friends, like that’s something they can have.

    So that’s why Shane beats down the urge to crank up the gas on the stove and light a match, gives Ilya a wide and normal grin, and says “Yeah, of course. I’d love to meet Svetlana.”

    Ilya sighs and his eyes light up and, oh, Shane wants to love him in the light of day. Suddenly, Shane has an idea that will hopefully stop him from doing something rash that will get him on the news and/or in prison. “And you should meet Rose!”

    or: shane hollander tries to get over his overwhelming urge to blow up svetlana vetrova with his mind at saturday brunch

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    The infamous Black looked up from his cigarette to give James a once over. Apparently not overly satisfied with what he saw since he turned back and continued smoking. He didn’t feel self conscious often, he had always been a charming guy if his friends are to be believed. But right now he couldn’t help but think of his simple sweatshirt as shabby
    Just as James was thinking of how to avoid him from the rest of their respective careers he heard a silky voice.
    “Regulus Black, pleasure” He finished with a nod. Although it seemed like it was anything but a pleasure.

    Heated Rivalry but make it Jegulus.

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    AU where Kip is a Streamer!

    (Inspired by Robbie's streams and several comments sections)

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    Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are drawn together by a force neither can ignore—quiet glances, lingering touches, and the ache of unspoken desire. Against a world of expectations, duty, and secrets, they must confront what they feel, what they want, and the risks of choosing each other. A slow-burning, relentless story of longing, restraint, and the fierce, undeniable pull between two hearts.

    Or, when desire defies duty, Shane and Ilya must choose between the life they know and the life they want.

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    It’s a dick move and right now Ilya is glad he has a reputation as a dick, so no one asks too many questions. You’re supposed to pick someone that fucked up a bit, someone the team is already kind of mad at. Picking a team’s captain, especially when he hasn’t done anything wrong—you don’t do that.

    Or: Ilya notices that Hollander is off his game, and decides that a visit to the winner's room just might fix that.

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