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    A year passes before Steve and his Sidekicks are finally allowed back into the compound. Everyone—except James—seems to believe things will go back to normal.

    Too bad the New Avengers couldn’t care less about what Steve and his friends think. They make damn sure Rogers and his pathetic band of sidekicks stay the hell away from their favorite Inventor.

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    It was another stormy day in Gotham, dark and dreary for anyone caught in the rain. Nobody noticed as three figures suddenly fell from the sky, crashing down in different areas of Gotham.

     

    or: the memory spell that Doctor Strange was casting went a little astray, and now the three Peter Parkers are stuck in Gotham.

     

    Previously named "Spider-Men in Gotham, What Shall They Do?"

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    * * *
    Tony Stark hated meetings.

    This was a well known fact throughout Stark Industries employees. There were probably more complaints made by business partners about Tony not showing up to meetings than there were fish in the sea

    And this meeting was the most boring thing Tony had ever had to sit through in his life.

    …Until it wasn’t.

    * * *
    Peter was too tired for this.

    He was over it. He was done. He had a bullet wound in his side.
    He also had two broken ribs, a fractured ankle and next week was finals week.

    Peter wondered what cosmic force kept fucking with him like this.

    * * *

    Peter gets injured on patrol and sneaks into the tower to patch himself up while he thinks no on is there. He is very wrong.

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    "You're disgusting," Logan mutters.

    "Oh, that doesn't even cover half of it," Wade agrees with glee.

    .

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    BOOK TWO! (You really need to read Grey Area first I think haha)
    We pick up right where we left off- Peter taking a forced vacation, kidnapped by the Kingpin of New York. His disappearance puts his friends and family into overdrive trying to find him, bending morals and breaking rules. The city is still under Fisk's invisible rule, and it's only getting worse. But the fight is now on two fronts, with Peter trying to take the gang down from the inside, while still trying to protect the people he loves. Secrets will be forced out. Betrayal is the new norm. Ends justify the means, because that's how you win, right?

    Comic book fans look no further, I'm pulling alllll the stops.
    Super complex plot, I wove a crap ton in here for y'all so get ready!
    As usual: Tony and Peter father and son vibes but REALISTIC. Norman third wheels as a wanna be dad.
    Huge emphasis on friend group - Harry, MJ, Gwen, Ned. We've got romance but its meaningful. And the girls kick ass ON THEIR OWN
    All the sarcasm you could wish for!
    This book is gonna be a little darker, a little grittier than the last one. ENJOY!

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    New York looms closer but a lot happens between now and then. New friends, new foes await. As time passes, things begin to change. But, can Tony change everything? And will his changes help or hurt his ability to know what's coming next.

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    The screen is black at first. Then, with some muffled shuffling, the camera turns to a slim figure in long sleeves and a slim fitted mask. Despite the obviously poor equipment, the video is clear enough to make out the black, web-like patterns cascading across the mask. Where his eyes are, there are large, moving white screens.

    Bruce leans forward in his chair. There’s a stern expression on his face as he takes the video apart visually. Young, is the first thing he observes about the masked man.

    “uhm, hello everyone,” A modulated voice resounds through the cave speakers. Bruce’s lips purse then.

    “It’s my first video here, so be kind please.”

    /Or, Spider-Man gets dropped in Gotham (because no, there aren't enough of them) and becomes a youtuber! Consider it part 2 of Peter Parker's video logs./

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    Tony Stark should have died when he snapped his fingers. Instead, he is stranded in a universe where he never existed– no fortune, no lab, no way home to the wife, daughter, and the Spiderling he vowed to protect. This universe’s Spider-Man isn’t the boy he knows, but the friendly-neighborhood hero can’t walk away from a citizen in need. Even if their story seems… well, insane. Plus, how can he resist helping a little girl reunite with her daddy?

    “Wait. You’re not Peter.”
    “Uh, yes I am? I think I’d know myself, sir.”
    “Cut the crap, Underoos. This isn’t funny anymore.”
    Peter frowned and blinked once. “Did you just call me Underwear?”

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    Peter once believed himself to be the only mentee learning under Tony Stark. After all, it’s Peter who went to Germany with Iron Man and who got to work in the billionaire's private lab every week. That belief took time to form inside Peter’s mind, but it was now anchored in it and there to stay.

    ... Until it wasn’t.

    You see, Peter wasn’t the only boy Tony took under his wings, hell, he wasn’t even the first. Peter was only an extra, a plaything to fill up

    the space while the true heir was getting a diploma at MIT, paid of course by Stark himself. Just a spare to pass the time.

    It’s a good thing that Peter didn’t need a fancy piece of paper to prove his intelligence. The Parker's always worked hard to get what they wanted, and Peter wouldn't be the exception. He had his guy in the chair that could hack any software, a scary girlfriend that could bring the world to ruin, an aunt that supported him no matter what and a group of not so friendly vigilantes that always had his back.

    He would show the man of steel just how wrong he was to consider him as nothing more than a spare part.

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    Peter Grayson had a life before his death and a huge family that loved him. These are some of those moments in non-chronological order.
    (Based on Revival of the Fittest)

    Updates every Saturday and the occasional Thursday :)

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    Spider-Man and The Human Torch are caught kissing. Mild chaos ensues.

    (I’m not exactly how to summarize this?)

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    "This is a sacred manuscript found in Tønsberg, the oldest city of Norway. It was originally carved into a rock, then copied on parchment and hidden in a temple. The original carving is dated to the 9th century, however the manuscript itself probably had been written in the 11th. We don't know the origins of the text, or the language it's written in. However, as some characters hold a resemble to old runic alphabet it is suspected that this might be a piece of ritualistic writing, or a prayer..."

    There was a snicker in the back of the crowd.

    "Pete, I'm sorry, but this is hilarious."

    The group parted to reveal a black haired man, now holding to Parker's shoulder, bent in half from laughter.

    "Sacred manuscript, my arse."

    or;

    Peter takes Loki on a school trip.

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    Alright, you know the drill by now. Peter Parker. Spider-man. Great Power. Super rich best friend, online follwing and sensation fame, living in the most romantic city on the planet armed with one of the universe's most powerful artifacts.... wait, did we read that right?

    When a webtacular hero comes into a most miraculous scene, one has to wonder ... is he worth the headache?

    Edit: Now with a TV TROPE PAGE! https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/MiraculousFantasyTheTaleOfThreeTeensInOverTheirHeads

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    “HEY!” The man yelled. “Who are you?”

     

    His tone was surprisingly not accusing. It was loud and projected authority, but felt sort of soft? Like Captain America did. This guy was definitely a hero.

     

    Spider-Man realized it had been a few seconds and quickly replied. “Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man?”

     

    OR: What if Peter in Metropolis Story.

    Peter is trapped in a strange universe and needs to figure a way home along, and find the materials to get there. He goes to school with Conner Kent and Jimmy Olson, fights crime with Superman and both Superboy's, gets invited to join the Justice League, interns at the Daily Planet, steals Lexcorp- well everything, and makes enemies with the Justice league (but they don't know that it's him). Wait- what was that last one? Takes place right after Endgame bc Disney fumbled the bag.

    UPDATES ON FRIDAYS

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    Peter was alone, mid-way through an existential crisis after the Erasure™ and was dreading the upcoming month of May.

    Jason was sick of people telling him how he felt. ‘You don’t need us anymore,’ Artemis had told him, as if saying it would make it true. As if Jason needed someone to justify keeping them around. But three weeks back in Gotham and all Jason felt was fucking bored and lonely.

    It was a relief, then, when some random New Yorker was thrown into his living room through a portal straight out of some LSD daydream.

    Finally, something interesting to deal with.

    Cue some wild family misunderstandings, criminal conspiracies and cults.

    Because there’s always a goddamn cult.

    (Portuguese translation available; Spanish translation available)

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    After defeating lots of villains and saving the city, everything seems to return to normal when suddenly an old villain returns. But this time, this villain can't be defeated that easily.

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    One of the first few times that Deadpool and Spider-Man fight each other, Peter accidentally hyper-sticks them to a wall. Naturally, the only way out of that is with some reluctant sex! But, after Deadpool does Spider-Man a favor, he feels a little used (and copes with it in a super healthy murderous way).

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    '"Are you going to let me give you head and get us down from this fucking wall, or what?”

    Peter sighed loudly and his whole body sagged. Wade could feel the despair radiating off of him. Jesus, it wasn’t like he was proposing a death march. What’s a little head between mortal enemies trying to kill each other?'

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    Steven somehow managed to join the Avengers group chat and Tony Stark is a curious nature.
    Meetings ensue!

    Or Marc & co get arrested by a playboy millionaire and somehow find themselves fighting alongside the Avengers!

     

    --> This is NOT chatfic, there might be a few messages or groupchats like in the first chapter but after its dialogue and text!

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    Sequel to 14,000,606.

    Peter's senior year.

    Balancing school, being a superhero, unwanted popularity, and relationships. Luckily he's survived worse.

    But enemies are building in the shadows and he will face threats that risk everything and everyone he cares about.

    New York becomes a battleground. With no backup he'll be forced to fight harder than ever to survive.

    Thanos may have been the easiest challenge he faced.

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