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You've been employed by BLU for a few months now, and lets just say your work doesn't exactly match the job description. What will happen when you're captured by RED Team and kept around as an extra pair of hands?
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A job gone wrong. Or right, depending on who one gets kidnapped from or for. Here's hoping the blue-suited man who saved you from the initial mark he delivered you to has something resembling a conscience.
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- Part 1 of Tales From the Stalemate
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alternate text versions, spicier versions, bonus content and extra goodies from our time in Teufort
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- Part 2 of Tales From the Stalemate
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After the Administrator sends you to clean up yet another mess caused by your older sister, you decide to go confront her about it. However, what was intended to be a short visit turns into being strung into the team's shenanigans! Well, could be worse... at least there are 9 hot guys to spend time with.
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- Part 1 of What a Mess...
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Hi, welcome to MANN CO Dining! What can we start you off today? Smut perhaps?
( Sorry! We don’t take requests! )
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Mother nature is cruel and unfair. To make up for your suffering, here are compiled chapters of the Team Fortress Two mercenaries pertaining to menstrual situations for your comfort.
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You're in the belly of the death machine that is the current America. Pregnant and alone after the passing of the first and only man you've loved, you find yourself frightened at the thought of raising your baby in the world that surrounds you.
By some freak duplication of a (0) and a (1) in a line of code, you're pulled from a near-death experience and thrown back in time to 1968 New Mexico, far from home and your plans washed away. You awake amidst a battlefield and are quickly injured in your unfamiliar surroundings.
Your worldview shaken and your timeline gone, you somehow find solace in the mismatched bunch of men who find you. Once you get past the bombastic personalities and bombs, of course.
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The RED Mercenaries of Tuefort find a young, pregnant girl in the midst of a fight in Barnblitz. Some take it much harder than others.
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How the Mercs would smell (and more to come!) by SleepiestClown
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
20 Nov 2025
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Using head cannons mixed with some drabble to warm myself up for writing fics :)) my only other actual fics (drabbles) were written what feels like so long ago, and poorly. So I hope these is good :0D
Anyways take a shot everytime i say “smell” “scent” “musk” etc and you’ll rank amongst Demo Man
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Congratulations Mutt, You've trained your whole life to be the Administrator's personal GuardDog and assassin. You were hand picked and surgically modified for this. However, RED team has been having a rough time picking up the slack ever since BLU got their Spy back. So now you get to go help. All for the Administrator's entertainment, of course. The only problems are you barely talk, you have to wear a muzzle or you will bite people, you eat what you kill, and you have very little social training. You're going from Lone Wolf to working with nine other people... Good Luck!
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The X Reader Fics Where You're Not A Chick by UpInFlamesWriting
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
31 Oct 2025
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X reader fic requests where the reader is a man, transmasc, or otherwise masc aligned.
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I made this for fun. It basically headcannons and oneshots of the mercs with a male reader. I won't do smut or child reader, sorry, but anything else is accepted.
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Just little prompts or like chapters of each character and them being all lovey dovey with you (but trust it’s more than just “lovey dovey” yall gonna fuck)
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I'm really fucking bored (and horny) so I'm going to write this absolute bullshit. Read it if you want to.
Maybe I'll update, maybe I wont, who knows
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"You only meant to shoot him once. But once turned into twice, then three times, until the hammer clicked on an empty chamber and your mother stopped screaming."
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TF2 X (Female & Gender Neutral) Reader Collection
Short fanfics, head canons, and drabbles about my most favourite himbos of all time cause I adore them. The content in here rages from SFW to NSFW. I always label the chapter titles so you know what you're getting into cause I'm nice like that.
To follow A03's rules I no longer take requests on here, however I do on my Tumblr!
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what is says on the tin :3 featuring: Engie, Pyro, Demo, Medic, Sniper, Spy, and Scout (individually)
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Sweet Dreams That Leave All Worries Behind You by kerosene_writer
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
20 Jul 2025
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You indulge in some much needed relaxed regression with Engie and Pyro after a fight really takes everything out of you.
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This is just a collection of what kinks/fetishes i think all of the Tf2 mercs would have! the reader is gender neutral.
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Working crazed, dead end jobs, you stumble across "janitor" duty, night shift surveillance, and errand runs rolled in one. It's in a sketchy remote location in New Mexico, with liability form after liability form. However, there's enough money kill an elephant without opioids. You've been through worse at 7-11 with lower wage. Piece of cake.
(The cake and beta is a flat-out lie.)
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A collection of fics where the mercenaries (and Ms. Pauling) from TF2 try their best to comfort you.
I’m hoping to cover a wide variety of insecurities so please let me know if there’s any you’d like me to write about. I am accepting suggestions for stories/requests!