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    Looking at Travis and Joko, most people would think they couldn't be more different. Travis was naive, innocent, wore his heart on his sleeve even when it hurt him. By contrast, Joko must have seemed an impenetrable fortress, hidden behind his mask.

    What most people didn't know was that Joko wasn't the only one who could keep secrets.

    Here are five of Travis'.

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    Completely trapped in an ancient witch tradition — isolation, a long moment in a witch's life where he completely isolates himself from all worldly interaction, reconnecting with his own spirit and learning more about his own magic alone — a witch who hates being one ends up discovering that he is extremely hated.

    Having to carry out a mission ordered by his superiors that he cannot refuse under any circumstances, Schlatt has to deal with death threats, kidnapping attempts, alliances with drug trafficking and several other crimes that he never wanted to commit or get involved in.

    Apparently, an impostor with his face is causing chaos in the world, and with the real Jschlatt back, he must deal with the consequences of what this person did in his name.

    In addition to all this, he needs to deal with his own feelings and the lack accumulated by time alone. It shouldn't affect him that much, but Jschlatt was never the luckiest man in the world.

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    Ted’s husband, Snuffy, returns from vanishing for 4 years.

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    ..Anyway, needless to say that their friendship had been more intimate than what was probably the social norm, and Schlatt had came to this shocking conclusion as he sat alone on a dingy couch, empty cup held in hand and his other arm dangling on the back of the sofa as he waited for Connor to get done getting dressed in drag.....

    –Uhh, sorry, how'd he get himself into this situation, again?

    (or rather: a schlonnor fic inspired by two songs I enjoy, where schlatt realizes he may like connor in a different way than he previously thought when he gets into a situation he hadn't expected.)

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    when jschlatt is late to film an episode of chuckle sandwich, ted begins to worry.

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    2/?
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    "Schlatt," Connor spoke up, "C'mon, man."

    "What? You want a hit or somethin'?" Schlatt awkwardly joked, raising a brow at the other. Connor only pursed his lips.
    —————––———––-–————––-–———–-–——
    (or; schlatts started smoking again after a while and connor's upset, and there with him)

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    schlattbur oneshots in 2025? i think so.

    rewrites of some old stuff from 2021-23. some new ones.

    contains:
    smut
    fluff
    angst
    won’t be tagging everything just for brevity, so just read chapter notes/summary!!

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    "Can I see?" Poke asks, his uncovered eye lighting up suddenly.

    "Huh-?" James chirps in surprise. "See what?"

    "The uniform! On you, I mean," Poke smiles at him. "I bet it'd look great."

    "I dunno," James mumbles, looking away again. "It's a bit too big on me. And my wings look stupid with how dull they are. The boys in my class have cool colorful wings."

    "I think your wings are nice," Poke interjects. "And I want to see it on you anyways," he adds, nudging James with his shoulder.

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    Schlatt nodded back, feigning deep thought before he nudged further, "Well, you wanna know what I think?"

    Connor side-eyed him as he took his hand away, watching the other circle to stand in front of him. "Yeah."

    "I think," Schlatt began with a grin, using his arm to prop himself up on the chest next to him, "–that you're gay."

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    short smplive schlonnor fanfic

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    teen wilbur and schlatt go to another bullshit party, and they don't even dance. so they dance on the walk home, because what's a better time?

    title from windmill by mccafferty

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    Cooper trying to survive the zombie apocalypse but make it SMPLive

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    Eventually, he reaches the jungle across from his hobbit hole. As he approaches the river and unstable bridge he's built, he’s met with an unexpected guest.

    Schlatt is sitting across the river, wringing out his jacket and looking absolutely soaked. Cooper turns to look at his unstable, and now that he's really looking at it, flipped bridge, and puts the pieces together.

    “Did you fall in?” Cooper asks into the night air. It’s immediately disrupted by Schlatt shouting in surprise.
    “What the fuck are you doing here?!”

     

    or, Schlatt is temporarily residing on Coopers SMP. They have a chat.

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    But sometimes, if you caught him in his office at 6 a.m., between his alcohol induced numbness and his uncharacteristically sober self— leaving him a mess of whatever you want to call it— you could see him. That 19 year old boy with uncurled ram horns and hazy brown eyes dawned with dark, fluttery lashes, mumbling incoherent plans to scam his own citizens for a penny or two. It makes you wonder—

    What happened?

     

    TLDR; quackity and schlatt meet in smplive years before the election. hijinks ensue

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    TY: So should I just— crouch here on the stairs?

    TECHNO: For the purpose of this interview we're gonna call it "sitting" on the "chair" but— yeah, we're crouchin' on the stairs.

    Technoblade interviews Schlatt & Co.

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    "It's getting cold out," Travis says, leaning against some crates stacked up in the corner of Sun Whale's warehouse.

    It's an observation any of the three could have made, but he feels like he should say it anyways. Winter had snuck up quickly, leaving Sun Whale completely unprepared. Not that winter's an emergency by any means, but business slows down and equipment has to be brought in to avoid damage from frost. Just a hassle overall.

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    Joko and Cooper were both up and coming UHC champions, then. Joko disappeared.
    Or
    Futuristic cscoop questions a dj for 20 minutes

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    He's dreaming about that guy again. Joko knows he isn't real - he's never seen this dude in his life, but somehow he just keeps showing up.

    Messy blonde hair that falls in front his eyes, long fish tail with emerald-colored scales that shimmer in the sun, dressed in casual and breezy clothing a thousand times cooler than anything Joko's ever worn - something about this mysterious dream figure entrances him.

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    Reader is apart of SMPLive and has just finished building her base when a popular business man, Jschlatt, stops by to make a business offer. However due to his poor behavior, he's kicked out of the house before he can even pitch it. After a horrible first impression of each other, Reader and Schlatt can't help but hate each other. Petty rivalry with flirtatious undertones ensue.
    (No Y/N used)

    Sorry for slow updates.

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    A bunch of old smut unfinished smutfics I wrote in like 2020-2021.

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    “I hope this actually fuckin works Tobi.” The voice says, before getting cut off by what sounds like a woman with an accent, “Shut up Swags- Uhm, I hope whoever this reaches, we came from Australia, it’s- it’s fuckin gone. And a lot of the world is gonna flood and fall and it’s not- safe but we found somewhere safe, Alaska, on a mountain, theres others here, if- anyone heres me, out there, come here, the cords are xxx-xxx-xxx, stay tuned in, we- me and two guys, I’m Tobi, theres also Eric and Cam, if you hear from them, it’s the right station, I hope- theres someone out there that’ll hear us.”

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