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    When a sinner actually negotiates with him in the contract for their soul, Vox finds himself getting more intrigued than he meant to. He's never been one to resist his obsessions.

    (OC x Canon multi-chapter fic)

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    "Ah," Alastor whispered, staying still while moving a piece of furniture in the hologram with his claws, betraying himself. "They like it when you do that." He felt the little pups wriggling inside.

    "I know," Vox replied, almost satisfied. "It’s because they recognize daddy."

    Alastor made a grimace and looked over his shoulder at him, lowering his ears with displeasure.

    "Oh my god... They will be forbidden to call you that way."

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    Vox finally has everything he’s ever wanted dropped right into his lap. He has Alastor, alive, in HIS tower, a captive audience. He can hardly believe his luck. Unfortunately for him, though, he and Alastor have seventy years of bad blood, misunderstandings, and mutual rage baiting between them, all while Valentino’s smoke and an ad hoc Deal make things more complicated.

    Maybe they can figure some things out.

    A POV-switching Alastor/Vox fic: I’m writing the completely neurotic Vox, and my wife, pangowin, is writing the wonderful and very captive Alastor. But who is really stuck in here with who?

    Canon-adjacent, written post–Season 2.
    Chapter 1 takes place directly before the penthouse scene and “Don’t You Forget (Reprise)” in canon; Chapter 2 onwards moves past it.

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    9/?
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    Vox had Alastor right where he wanted him, and the timing couldn't have been more perfect.

    Maybe some would say he was taking advantage of Alastor, but he saw it as seizing an opportunity.

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    Alastor goes into heat while being Vox's captive because deer demons have heat cycles. Vox has shark eggs.

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    25/?
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    Alastor and Vox make a simple deal with one another.

    If one of them can predict five things Charlie Morningstar says within a day, then they win. If Alastor wins, Vox must promise not to air any negative publicity about the hotel, nor the princess.

    If Vox wins, Alastor must do anything of Vox's request for an entire week.

    A lighthearted deal between old friends. What could be the harm in it?

    -

    Smut begins chapter two, and the first chapter can be read as a stand-alone thing, I think! I yap about the two a lot and I was inspired by The Office and generic romcoms soo yeah!

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    3/6
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    "Tao nứng quá, let's fuck".

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    Tiếng Việt
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    "Being controlled by your heat, turned into a mindless whore–I’d wager you’d rather die than experience that. So you found a loophole. You channeled all those instincts into your shadows, didn’t you?”

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    Alastor goes into heat while in Vox's captivity, but that means nothing. There's nothing Vox can do--not humiliation, not torture, not rape--that will make him break. Alastor will emerge victorious, as he always does, even over his own instincts.

    To do otherwise would be to lose himself in entirety.

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    Lilith has left Hell...she left him long ago, but now she's even left Charlie. He feels lost, adrift...and so lonely. So Lucifer makes the decision to leave the Palace, to just go out to mingle...just to get a simple drink.

    It just so happens that Overlords Vox and Valentino are in that same bar...and unlike most of the Sinners...Vox recognizes the King on sight. And he sees an opportunity for advancement. And Lucifer is so very very lonely...

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    6/?
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    The year was 1980. Pentagram city was as confusing and chaotic as it had always been. A lost doll wandered the streets. Her legs limped and her ball joints creaked. Her sepia colored, silicone skin had various scratches and scraps covering it. Her seashell colored hair was pinned up into a single Afro puff so it wouldn’t get in the way of her vision. She had been in hell for a week and still struggled to remember who she was or how she got here. She knew only two things. She wasn’t always a doll and her name was Marionette.

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    22/?
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    Vox is drawn to Alastor in a way that he cannot begin to understand. Feelings blossom after he runs into him at Husk's casino, but their relationship deteriorates over the next decade. After Alastor is captured by Vox, he finally has to face the feelings he's been hiding all along.

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    Vox has a lot of complex feelings and a NOT sexual NOT obsession with Alastor.

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    5/?
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    Vox’s sex-life with his two fiancés was better than any sex he’d ever had before, which wasn’t surprising since he was involved with both the literal Devil Lucifer and the number one obsession of his afterlife Alastor. However, that doesn’t mean he couldn’t add in more on occasion. This time “more” meant he’d bitten off more than he could chew, but goddamn if he wasn’t gonna swallow it all down whole regardless. He’ll take the bait hook and all…

    “Let me get this straight… You want two big shark dicks, with good sensitivity and lubrication, and you want them to VIBRATE on top of that? This is like the greed they talked about in the bible!”

    “Does that mean you don’t want them to vibrate?”

    “I never said that! It sounds hot as shit! But just so you know, it’s gonna be a lot, so… don’t say I never warned ya, ‘k?”

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    something appears to occur to vox all of a sudden, as he looks down at angel with alarm, and his gaze proceeds to flicker between him and the room around them.

    “wait a minute—how long have i been dead?”

    angel blinks up at him. “wh—… two years. why?”

    vox sputters, expression tightening with bewilderment. “that can’t be fucking right—” he starts, prying angel off of him with incredible ease—a kind of strength he’d never exhibited in life. “i know for a fact i’ve been in hell at least seventy years. either there’s some kind of fuckery going on with the passage of time there—which wouldn’t be that surprising, i guess—or your little …” he gestures vaguely with his long, talon-like claws, “… séance, here, got its wires crossed somewhere.”

    after his serial killer, cult leader (ex-)boyfriend dies in a mass suicide, angel spends two years studying the occult to try to communicate with him in the next life. when he’s finally able to summon him, he arrives looking much different than he remembers, and going by a new name—but either way, angel is determined to get through to him after their messy breakup leaves him desperate for closure.

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    Vox decides to cope with his hurt ego by targeting someone higher in the hierarchy than him.

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    It was supposed to be a special occasion, date night to celebrate your anniversary. Something to show off the relationship you have with the media demon. You didn't expect him to propose such an...interesting idea for the night.
    Shark tailed, and ready to out on the town; Vox asks, in the nicest way he possibly can, if he could take the night into a...different direction from what was originally planned.
    A strange kink fic of a pet Vox who's way too obsessed with letting his ambitions drag him, with consent established beforehand he takes the reader on what can easily be said, an unforgettable date!

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    1,292
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    Vaggie convinces Lucifer to go confront Vox, but on the way Lucifer considers instead saving Alastor in order to have backup, and to make Charlie proud! But Vox was a bit more observant than he expected, and it does not take long for Vox to put the king under his spell...

    But maybe Alastor can cast a bigger one.

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    Alastor ghosts on their most recent, routine outing, for rather personal reasons, and Vox can't help but worry about his suddenly radio silent friend.

    When he checks in on him, well. He had to offer a helping hand. After all, what were friends for?

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    39
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    2,444
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    Lucifer has been anxiously awaiting Vincent’s death and arrival in Hell. And when the day finally comes, he’s there to meet him.

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    The first time they met in person, Vox understood the appeal better. Still, it felt like he was meeting Valentino again but just wrong.


    Vox gets the wrong impression of what's going on between Valentino and Angel Dust. Because he's an insecure cringe loser.

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    1,208
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    He felt Vox starting to shift, to get off of him, and before he could stop himself a panicked bleat ripped its way through his throat, eyes snapping open and hands frantically reaching out to grab onto his arms.

    “Wait– wait, I don’t–”

    Vox’s brows furrowed, confusion clear as can be on his screen.

    “...I’m getting mixed signals, Al.”

    Alastor groaned, frustrated, and reached for his drink.

    Vox put it in his hand, and Alastor sat up just enough to down it before setting the cup back on the coffee table.

    “It’s… Hard to say.”

    Vox was quiet, as if considering for a moment, petting at Alastor’s side and silently delighting in each shiver and ear twitch it got.

    “...Do you want me to… make you tell me?”

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    While drunkenly hanging out, and practicing Vox's hypnotic powers, things get a little heated.

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    83
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