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WARNING: Smoking May Cause You To Fall In Love With Your Student by Gary_fkn_King
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Jan 2026
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Dumbledore is on the wizard world’s first No Smoking campaign for all of Hogwarts, and Snape is desperate for a nic fix as he battles the growing Dark Mark during the stress of the Triwizard Tournament. Unfortunately, zyns weren’t invented yet. Enter: Laura Smith, Snape’s 7th year N.E.W.T. Potions student, with a talent for smuggling just what he needs. Snape fights with himself as they slowly develop a friendship of mutual understanding, then something more, and, of course…There’s a shit ton of smoking.
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Barreling towards them is a cart of haphazardly tied crates trailing after a tiny Ravenclaw. The Ravenclaw is in one of those little car toys that you have to pedal to move. Dudley had one of them, but his weight caused it to collapse in on itself. The wheels screech and bump on top of the uneven, chalky stone, items clinking at the stuttering jolts. The Ravenclaw lugs their carts and crates behind their toy car and halts to a screeching halt centimeters before Harry and Ron.
The Ravenclaw hops out of their car, scuttling around their cart and pressing a red button. A signpole pops out of the cart, displaying a haphazardly painted banner reading ‘FLANGE’S BITS AND BOBS™’ in atrocious handwriting. The cloth was stained and messily mended in places. It looked like the Ravenclaw had scavenged half of the stuff on their cart out of the garbage.
The Ravenclaw– tiny, looking more like an eight year old than a twelve year old, and with dark brown hair covering their eyes– grins sweetly up at the pair. The boy— girl?— darts towards them and stands a little too close, nose basically brushing Harry’s sternum, and shouts, “HEY YOU WANNA BUY SOME STUFF?!”
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I wanted to get roughed up by my enemy but he started making vulgar poetry instead, does that count? by fiftyspades
Fandoms: 将进酒 - 唐酒卿 | Qiāng Jìn Jiǔ - Táng Jiǔ Qīng, 동정의 형태 | Form of Sympathy (Webcomic)
27 Jan 2026
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Stabilize the Damn Stroke. (SI as Danzo Shimura) by mauve_angel_draws
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
27 Jan 2026
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Danzo Shimura is a son of a bitch, first and foremost.
That shithead coveted power so much he has been headcannoned to intentionally cause his teammate Kagami's death, in order to steal his freaky, OP eyes. Danzo the Deranged would go on to order the massacre of the Uchiha to get more power of course, and lisitng all his crimes against his "Village" or more like his "posession" would result in an autobiography, so he wouldn't list them here.
What could he have possibly done in his last life that he woke up in the body of Danzo Shimura, unmodified and in his Academy days?
And without IbisPaint?!
TL;DR a digital artist wakes up as Danzo Shimura. He spams the undo button on canon and throws it, aflame, crashing through a window and making a pile of unrecognizable burnt mess on the pavement. Let him pick up a brush and start drawing his frustrations out, damn it!
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Olive born Ripple by Madhatressbeatrix
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
27 Jan 2026
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Who came first, the Athenide or Percy?
Born from the olive branch that spilled into the spring fountain, the first ripple began.
Fate's declared Loyalty, watching as the golden string changes paths.split from sea to sky, as loyalty wraps her strings.
This is Timeline 1
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- Part 2 of Ripples of the Eternal spring
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Поменяться местами (swap our places) by Pumpkinheadread
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
27 Jan 2026
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Лукас изо всех сил старался не отодвинуться, когда Майк наклонился ближе. Почему они сидят вплотную, плечо к плечу, колено к колену? Они полностью соприкасаются боками и это жутко отвлекает. Особенно, когда Майк кладет ладонь ему на бедро, какого хрена.
— Эй, — прошептал Майк едва ли не касаясь губами его уха. — Ты в порядке? Ты какой-то… Не такой.
Ага, ещё бы! Потому что он Лукас, а не Уилл!
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Лукас и Уилл меняются телами. Майк, не зная об этом, решает поговорить с «Уиллом» насчёт картины. Начинается полный бардак.
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The Pale King decided one day to try the substance so beloved by his people, but they accidentally got him Kingdoms Edge rakija plus no idea gets him piss drunk, which causes him to write a letter to the Queen of Deepnest, eliciting an unexpected response
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你也是幽灵？巧了，我也是。
总体大概是轻松搞笑风，夹杂一些微恐，涉及一部分血腥描写，胆小的宝宝勿入哦
标题的年龄是随便打的，up不是考据党对这些不是很在意，总之设定上Keegan目前是个退伍老兵，有PTSD但是不自知（有些解离的状态）其实就是两个受伤的倒霉蛋互相舔舐伤口的走向，Keegan还是个“不知道”自己已经受伤了的笨蛋，所以你舔完自己还得给他也舔两口 -
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*to Fyodors chagrin. God works in mysterious and often cruel ways.*
Given The two mens complicated and even toxic relationship. Fyodor ends up with Nikolais child.
But, a last minute complication leaves Nikolai dumbfounded. With the small child turning out not quite the way nature might've intended.
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Fuck Overlord Canon (Or: HALF OUR WRITING TEAM LEFT BUT WE STAY GOOFY) by Argo_The_Rat, CyberQueen_Jolyne, The_Mad_Mystic
Fandoms: オーバーロード - 丸山くがね | Overlord - Maruyama Kugane
26 Jan 2026
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YGGDRASIL. A cutting edge VRMMO game lasting for over twelve years of service. Within its servers, its playerbase found friendship, endless entertainment, brotherhood, love, a shitload of gamebreaking bullshit both intentional and not, predatory monetization, shameless usage of old IPs from before the third world war, and also a SHITLOAD of in-game racism.
This is the story of two of YGGDRASIL's final active guilds: Ainz Ooal Gown, and the actual main characters of the story... GODSLAYER LUNACY.
Or: Four idiots end up in the New World at the same time as Momonga. Some absolute bullshit ensues, and somewhere along the way a skeleton gains the ability to have sex.
Yes, that is an important plot point.
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- Part 8 of Fuck EVERY Canon.
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Flowers Are For Dead People by catwomansnippleclamps
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
26 Jan 2026
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They’re standard: roses, tulips, stupid daffodils. He hates it. Mostly because he hates flowers, honestly. They’re very dramatic, hard to take care of, and Katsuki won’t accept something being more dramatic than him in his own house. “Those are ugly.”
“Oh, come on! The nice lady downstairs gave me these and said they should make you smile.” He whines and Katsuki looks unamused.
“You got me the most basic bouquet of all the flowers I hate.”
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Stained by The Colors of Your Soul by dontask5158
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
26 Jan 2026
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Dazai Osamu is always prepared. Whether it be exams, tests, assignments, or whatever else life chucked his way, but what he wasn’t prepared for was wishing that a certain redhead liked him back. For all his life, Dazai Osamu wanted to die, but when he met a fiery-haired, brash, and oh-so beautiful Nakahara Chuuya, he thought he might as well give life a try.
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An AU where Chuuya stumbles into Dazai in the halls of their university and stains a bit more than just the mackerel’s journal.
(I suck toes at summaries, so sorry if it was wonky lmao)
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In the Absence of Other Adults, There's Giyuu by Neo_Grass
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime)
26 Jan 2026
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Kamado Tanjiro and his friends are a difficult group of children to handle.
Unless you're Tomioka Giyuu.
5 times Giyuu acts like a caregiver towards the Kamaboko squad, and the 1 time he finally acknowledges his role in their lives.
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MORE MORE JUMP MAIN STORY BUTTT TRANSLATED 100 TIMES by Stockraishi_Holmes
Fandoms: プロジェクトセカイ カラフルステージ！| Project SEKAI COLORFUL STAGE! (Video Game)
26 Jan 2026
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MORE MORE JUMP! Lovely idol group don't get me wrong
However.
What if the main story went through Google translate 100 times? Well,it's surprisingly gay, religious and what the fuck why is Airi emo why does shizuku smoke and why the FUCK Is Hatsune mike working for the CIA
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- Part 1 of TRANSLATED SEKAI
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Tiny short stories (Because just short is an understatement) by Chips_N_Write (Chips_N_Dip)
Fandoms: Original Work
26 Jan 2026
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Have some tiny stories I wrote on sticky notes during my classes :)
Low quality because they're extremely short.
Update schedule is hectic. Please don't worry if updates disappear for like, two months.
Rated Mature for strong language and sexual references. I'll try to put warnings on each chapter but viewer discretion is advised.
Please stop leaving comments asking to do commissions of these characters or to write comics of these stories. Any such comments from now on will be deleted.
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Weapon Used: Glock 43X MOS, 9x19mm JHP, Sparkly Pink Finish by AimeeLouWrites for She_sees_in_the_dark
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
26 Jan 2026
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A random civilian who just moved to Gotham kills the Joker and everyone is pretty damn thrilled about it.
Except her, arguably, since a whole host of heroes and villains proceed to not leave her alone.
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AITA For Selling Out My Ex-Situationship (whom I still have a crush on)? by djxster
Fandoms: Code Geass
26 Jan 2026
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AITA For Selling Out My Ex-Situationship (whom I still have a crush on)?
Honestly I don't really understand how this works but I'll try. I'm not really a social media or online kind of person but I really need to ask someone's insight about this (who doesn't know me personally).
So me (M18) and my then Ex-Situationship (M18) met when we were 7. He came to stay with my family because some political reasons (that I don't think could be disclosed here), my dad is a very important person btw and so does his.
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Kaveh gets transformed into a bunny.
His attitude, however, remains fully intact.
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A Profiler in a Pear Tree (Merry Tokemas) by w0lfki77er
Fandoms: Hannibal NBC, Hannibal - Fandom
26 Jan 2026
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On a dark and snowy night Will finds himself at an overstimulating hellscape of a party. Hannibal shows up to "check on his patient" and finds that said patient is MIA. Where is he? The prized trio of Quantico aren't exactly sure! But that doesn't stop them from making Hannibal a delivery boy. So out into the snow he struts to find the grumpy profiler. Where does he find him? Stay tuned to find out.
huge thanks to my flower/my love
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Men of tomorrow (but better) by Shoetastic
Fandoms: Superman (Movie 2025), Real Person Fiction, The Boys (TV 2019), Baldi's Basics (Video Games), Scrooge: A Christmas Carol (2022)
26 Jan 2026
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Nikocado Avocado goes to Metropolis for a food vlog. Disaster ensues.
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