15 Works in Minor Farah Black/Tina Tevetino

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    For some reason, Todd had thought that it would take some convincing to get Dirk to a hardcore show. In retrospect, he should have known better. The man was a ball of energy obsessed with meeting new people he’d never talk to again, of course he’d love the sticky beer stained carpets of a noisy ass house show.

    Or: A series of hardcore shows that get progressively weirder and gayer until there's a case afoot.

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    Short fics and deleted scenes just for fun. Most originally posted as one-shots on Tumblr.

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    "Farah, I need to talk to you."
    "You’re using the voice," Farah replied coolly, not looking up from her coffee as she stirred in a splash of creamer.
    "What voice," Todd asked, eyes narrowing as he settled against a counter beside her, clutching his own mug loosely with both hands.
    "That voice you use when you suddenly need to talk to me about something I’m probably going to find alarming, baffling, or some unpleasant combination of both."
    ----
    As Halloween approaches, a series of extremely minor but increasingly suspicious events have Todd wondering whether maybe-- just possibly-- Dirk might be turning into a vampire. Somehow.
    Farah has other hypotheses. Dirk has his usual luck with the Universe.
    Shenanigans, a case about a were-pig, and a party ensue.

    Written for the 2021 DGHDA Halloween Mini Bang, with art by dontoffendthebees

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    Dirk swung his feet off the desk and leaned forward. “Game Night, Todd! We need something new to play, after the…Universe-required but nonetheless unfortunate deaths that followed our last round of Trivial Pursuit, and Cluedo seems perfect for a detective agency bonding exercise, wouldn’t you agree?”

    Game Nights at the agency tend to get a little holistic. When Dirk convinces Todd and Farah to try Cluedo, their quiet evening of board games inevitably leads to a murder investigation, a forcefield of coincidences, and some minor interdimensional travel. The trio discover that toothpicks are not to be taken lightly, Mona is a useful ally in dismantling booby traps, and holistics really need to unionise. But at the heart of this chaotic tale of intrigue, romance, and betrayal lies one burning question: was it actually Professor Plum in the library with the candlestick?

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    It's been four months since Dirk solved the Oneiroi case and human existence, (yes, Dirk solved the case of human existence) and they were beginning to get used to the idea of maybe, possibly, living a normal life. Not that they wanted that, of course. But they had stopped Blackwing so maybe the universe was fixed and no more weird stuff would happen...

    Wrong!

    Get ready for a tale of goats, a boat, drugs, and lots of other random stuff. I told you this one was weird.

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    "Terrible as it is, it’s easier to cling to the hope that there were good reasons for what they did. That the people who treated him well were at heart good people, and they hadn’t just been lying to him the whole time, that the small amounts of affection he’d been given were real and tangible. Even when he knows the truth somewhere deep inside it doesn’t mean he wants to acknowledge it.

    But, like all things, it’s only a matter of time."

    ***
    The only thing Dirk Gently has ever learned to do with his trauma, is shove it down as deep as it will go, lock it away, and hope that ignoring it means it isn't really there. For a while at least, it works. But when the past comes knocking looking to make amends, and pretending that none of it was as bad as it seemed isn't an option anymore, the delicate balancing act he's been practicing for years finally tips over the edge.

    Healing is painful, recovery isn't linear, sometimes you have to tear everything down before you can start to rebuild.

    His own demons might be the scariest thing he's ever had to face, but it's not something he has to do alone, and in the end that makes all the difference.

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    “[The chaos] was supposed to stop once the case was solved!” Dirk said, closing his eyes tightly and tugging forcefully at his hair in despair.

    Though Francis was able to fix Wendimoor with a wave of his hand, things in the regular world don’t return to normal as easily. Dirk, Todd, and Farah must find ways to help each other pick up the pieces from the aftermath of Blackwing and two worlds colliding, and recovery isn’t always linear. Takes place between events featured in Season 2, Episode 10.

    Posting schedule: three times a week.

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    "They're lovely," Dirk says simply, his fingers skimming over the garments. Some have bows, some have lace; some are sheer, and others are more practical. There are pairs of all colors of the rainbow – a few are all colors at once (and one of those says 'PRIDE' on the back in glittery letters). "I didn't know they made pants in so many – so many options!"
     
    "Uh, do you mean panties?"
     
    "No," he replies, horrified. "I hate that word. They're 'pants'."

    ---

    Dirk discovers the power of a good pair of underwear and a healthy sense of self-esteem.

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    “I hate this,” Dirk says, leaning over until he’s visible on the screen as well. “I'm bored and we have no cases.”

    “But no one is trying to kill us,” Todd reminds him. “That part is good.”

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    Dirk, Todd, Farah, and Tina wrap up a case in Santa Fe involving a partly missing cat named Gusty Winds. A weird hotel room layout helps things along when the boys end up sharing a room.

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    Todd confronts Assistent after he starts dating Dirk. It escalates from there.

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    A series of prompt-fics that center on Panto Trost and Silas Dengdamor -- Together and separately, but mostly together.

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    It’s a lot, he knows it’s a lot, and he almost wishes he’d stopped to think about his answer before just blurting his feelings all over the place. But then he supposes he’s always been a little like that, and it hardly makes sense to change that now. If Todd feels the same he already knows what he’s signing up for.

    If.

    For two small letters, it really is a big word.

    ***
    Dirk contemplates the uncertainties of the direction his life is heading post-Wendimoor, and finds a little certainty along the way.

    Or: Dirk is a smitten idiot, Todd really isn't much better, and Hobbs is the Dad we all deserve.

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    When a prospective client turns up at the Agency with the front half of a perfectly happy Siamese cat, matters have to be taken into Dirk and Todd’s entirely (in)capable hands. Over a thousand miles away, in a dusty town in New Mexico, a woman has disappeared without a trace, and the residents live in fear of falling prey to a monstrous witch who haunts their desert home. But nothing here is quite what it seems.

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    “Obviously there's a lot at play here, but Farah and I would prefer you stop sleeping around the office.”
    That took Todd a moment to process. He managed to repeat, “Stop…” Then burst out laughing.

    #SaveDirkGently

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