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Technoblade's Guide to Running away Into Space (and Tommy's there too???) by Flowerhive
Fandoms: Dream SMP
28 Dec 2025
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When Earth turns to ruins, people are using any means possible to rule the crumbles. Young soldier Technoblade runs from his past with a small child who would have faced the same fate as him. Unluckily for the both of them, they decide to go to space in an aircraft neither of them know how to fly.
Crash landings, aliens, new worlds that the humans didn't know exist, found family?????? Sounds like a 100% solid, fool-proof plan! -
All These Things They’ve Done To You, But I’m Still Keeping You Here by Hawkflame999
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Origins SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
27 Dec 2025
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I have writer's block of certain fics rn, but then I find drafts with multiple chapters ready to go and stuff.
Im sorry chat.
Another one.Modern Streamer AU.
Ages have been messed with tremendously.
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Dream and Drista have always known about their younger half-brother, but only that he existed, and they shouldn't blame him for that, it's not the child's fault.Now, when he's 19 and with legal custody of his sister, Dream finally looks into it.
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He CANNOT believe he wasn't told his baby brother was in the foster system.
Nope, nope, he's filing for custody NOW.Meanwhile, Technoblade has been in the foster system for years, the only comfort from the horrors of it being his best friend/basical brother Skeppy, and their secret Minecraft channels.
And now he's told his older half-brother, who he barely knew anything about, and who apparently just found out about his situation, actually wants him. Techno just hopes they won't have a belt. Wait- DREAM?!!?!??!?!...Can Dream and Drista get their new little brother to believe it's safe?
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(might change the summary but who cares eh)Series
- Part 6 of DSMP Oneshots, AUs, and Whatnot.
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TommyInnit's Guide of How to Take Care of a Human Pet! by Mirawwqx
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
27 Dec 2025
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TommyInnit dreamed his whole life that his parents would get him a human for his birthday...
In desperation, he started a blog about humans, and, oh miracle, a short time later, he was given a human!
Now Tommy is even more excited about blogging, this time about his and his family life with a cool human pet named Technoblade!
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A fanfic inspired by a webcomic "Me, The Family Pet?". Technoblade is human, and the rest SBI (and Kristin) are aliens!Series
- Part 1 of How to be an aliens' human pet
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Techno's current goals of finding a new cave, a treasure hoard, and enough food to grow up big and strong are going... Well, they were going okay. Except that he hasn't succeeded in any of them! For a tiny noodle dragon, it's a big wide world out there. And no one is nice enough to share with him! But that's alright, because now Techno has a plan.
If he can't find his own home, gold, and food, then he will simply steal it from someone else! It's genius! And absolutely nothing can go wrong!
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Wherein: Techno is a lonely baby dragon, Phil and Kristin are big scary dragons, and nothing really does go wrong.
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To Return the Favor of Raising Me by CookieNomNomCrunch
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Sleepy Bois Inc.
21 Dec 2025
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This many years into the zombie apocalypse, it was practically Kristin's fault for walking into a trap as obvious as a crying kid. Or, so Techno told himself, as he tried to line up a good shot. Besides, he HAD to kill Kristin, they needed medicine for Dad. Medicine only her annoyingly clever brain could provide.
As the new leader, it was Techno's responsibility to bear the bloody cost of survival so none of the other kids had to. Yet each day made him feel more and more inadequate, floundering on how to fix Tommy's abandonment issues, Niki throwing up at every meal, Ranboo dissociating more and more, Tubbo's increasingly desperate experiments, the way Philza kept begging him to stop-
But it was okay. He'd get Dad back if he could just get Kristin in the scope of his rifle.... -
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Tommy dies, and then he wakes up staring at a young piglin hybrid who looks uncomfortably familiar. And he's in the Nether. Wait, what did the kid say his name was? Okay, so he's in the past. That explains it.
Like hell it does! What is he supposed to do now?!
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Tommy is The Adult and Techno is Very Curious about this random werido. Shenanigans and fluff ensue.
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- Part 1 of A Man Named Theseus
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I Will Give You Blood, It Flows to You in Endless Rivers by Anonymous
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
16 Nov 2025
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Technoblade is a fighter. Surviving in this world only by cutting down those around him with little regard for who they are.
It is what makes him useful. And he’s only survived this long by being useful.
His handlers tell him that it is almost as if he was born to fight. The voices tell him that he was.
They tell him a lot of things, but that’s the one that has always made the most sense to him. Fighting has been a constant in his life, ever since he entered this world. It’s only natural that it’s his entire purpose. Techno thinks that makes sense.
Techno doesn’t remember much of before.
Now, he fights. That’s all he’s good for. If he’s not winning, he’s not useful. If he’s not useful, he’s not alive. It’s not the best, but it’s what he’s used to. It’s the mindset that’s allowed him to get this far, after all.
And then the Angel of Death shows up in the stands and ruins everything by caring.
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Hate and Forgiveness by Bookish_Catt
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
08 Nov 2025
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Seven members of the Dream SMP get taken to their pasts. Together, and as children, they have to figure out to get back, and that means seeing what each of them went through as a child. Maybe not everyone was just a villain because they could be.
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- Part 3 of Unedited Beauties
- Part 1 of Unfinished Business
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In every life Techno was his.
It was a fact, a simple truth of existence. A constant through his millenia long life.
No matter for how long they were to be together or what form Techno’s soul chose to take, he’d always be his.
Whether that was a particularly mischievous crow in his flock or a stray puppy gnashing their teeth at him in an alley, he could always recognise his friend. His son. His confidante.
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Phil finds his reincarnating bestie and snatches him up :)
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- Part 43 of Dory's Dark SBI
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Hey There, Little (Half) Brother. by Hawkflame999
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Origins SMP
19 Oct 2025
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Guess who i hit with the sibling beam this time.
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Technoblade shivered in the wooden cart thingy he'd been locked in. When he'd seen a reward up for him, he'd been terrified.
All these years running around the wilds on his own, and now finally his older half brother had found out about his existence and captured him in a matter of months.
He was dead.
Meanwhile, Dream actually doesn't hate his little brother's guts. He's actually pretty concerned when he meets the little one.
(Will probably edit this summary)
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- Part 2 of DSMP Oneshots, AUs, and Whatnot.
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Where We're From, We're No One by antimony_medusa for q-nihachu (Catherine_Mooncakes)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
16 Oct 2025
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“Uh, Techno?” Phil asked behind him. His voice sounded higher than usual, a bit worried, and still amused. “Don’t remember things lookin’ like this last time I was here.”
Techno spun around to face the rest of his party. Ranboo was still a head higher than anyone else in the group, but he was significantly shorter than the players around them. Niki had her hair in pigtails and one of her front teeth was missing. Phil’s wings, tucked behind his back, were fuzzy. None of them had any of the weapons or armour they should, and they looked like they were about eight years old at max.
And Techno could see eye-to-eye with his friends, which really did seem to imply he was also a child.
“Absolutely not,” Techno said, turning and marching across the courtyard. He had to push his way between adults in armour. “I’m not dealin’ with this.”
Or: Techno takes the Syndicate to visit Sky Block and disaster strikes. At the height of the Potato War. He feels great about this.
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- Part 20 of Challenge Works
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Travelling wasn't ever fun. Techno hated it. But ever since he mooted his Downy feathers, they had to move between their summer and winter homes. It was so annoying, but Dad said it was safer if they moved around. It would mean less chances of running into a predator. Which had been what happened to one of his older brothers he's never met. And was why they never let him out of the flock nesting grounds yet.
But soon he would be flying and his first flight was going to be something to remember.
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- Kudos:
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Technoblade's Unofficial Adoption by Bibliosmia13
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
11 Oct 2025
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Techno isn’t Phil’s son–they are equals, friends. Yet Tommy and Wilbur see the warrior as something like a brother. How did that happen?
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Free to Download, Pay to Win: help, I was isekaied into an eight year old and everyone wants my sick ass sword! by Anarchy_and_Piglins for miss_universe
Fandoms: Dream SMP
30 Sep 2025
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From an outsider perspective, Techno has a very empty life.
He’s twenty-one years old, a broke college student who takes all his classes online, a complete social recluse because he hates people, never willingly leaves his apartment, and has sunk almost five thousand hours of his life into a shitty pay-to-win mobile game nobody except him really cares about called Assault Darkness Myths.
But that doesn't mean Techno is unhappy. In fact, he's very happy with his life!
So imagine how pissed off he is when he wakes up in the game's fantasy world stuck inside the body of an eight-year-old orphan.
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Something I’ve Come To Fear (Plum Sugar On My Palms) by ThatRedBean for Toovski
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
27 Sep 2025
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“Three!” They rush out like a flood. Rain pelts them hard, and Phil flings out his wings immediately. His head gets soaked, but techno only gets a few raindrops on his face as they go from awning to awning on the street. It’s coming down so hard that they can barely see a hand in front of their faces.
That’s when tragedy strikes.
Or when he bumps into someone.
Someone important.
Someone dangerous.
And as he looks up… someone beautiful.
They fell underneath a darkened awning, and the street lamps hardly gave off enough light, but it didn’t matter. Phil could tell that this was someone beyond the word pretty. But the moment ends when Tommy starts crying. Like real wailing. Wailing like it would take a couple of hours for him to calm him down. Immediately, it’s like all his instincts are on fire. Air seizes in his trachea as he drops the lone plastic bag on the sidewalk, desperately trying to unclasp the carrier. He can’t even twitter in panic, and his vision darkens.
“—Hey, the kid is okay. Hey, hey, shit—”
“Ms. K said that’s a bad word…”
“And she’s totally right, so it’s just a secret between us.”
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There are a lot of secrets that winter.
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Sometimes a coven is a little mage, two even smaller familiars, and some dude with no magic at all but some serious Father Energy (because he is a dad. He has father energy on account of being a father).
And then of course there is the trauma.
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- Part 2 of ❄ ♪ ☆ mcyt ☆ graveyard ❄ ♪ ☆
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Technoblade's parents died, leaving him responsible for protecting their hoard. A task not exactly suited for a hatchling such as himself. Meanwhile, Phil just wants to find a safe place for his family to live.
For AU-gust prompt: Dragons
For August of Whump prompts: Faint + Long Gone + Coughing FitSeries
- Part 6 of AU-gust 2025
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Techno was five in 1936. He moved to England with his widowed mother and when he was six he met the man who would become his father, RAF Phil Craft. With a new brother, what happens to the family when a war breaks out? Where does that leave Techno in this mess that was now his life?
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- Part 3 of Fic Fight Season Four!
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Vampires and werewolves are natural enemies. For this reason, Techno figures that a vampire would never buy him after his entire pack dies and he ends up on the black market. But he's wrong. He's very, very wrong.
For AU-gust prompt: Werewolves vs Vampires
For August of Whump prompts: Left Behind + Sold Off + SlaughterSeries
- Part 3 of AU-gust 2025
- Part 17 of In Every Universe (You Are Ours) - Dark SBI collection
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at the young age of 12, techno is forced to take his first kill to defend the very embodiment of misfortune itself, earning him the title of death. it sparks the start of a very long journey that keeps the two gods deeply interwoven in one another's existence.
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c!rivals as childhood bestfriends and i put them in mean situations.
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- Part 13 of c!rivals oneshots - stand alone