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Uzi Doorman



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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    In the midst of their peaceful life, J returns and disrupts Uzi and N's anime time.

    It turns out she was holding a device that would change everyone's lives forever.

     

    (AKA the MD bodyswap fanfic i wrote during block. We'll see how this goes.)

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    03 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 35

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    Uzi is stifled in a life underground, no way forward in a world that had already broken spectacularly but not allowed to explore what ruins are left. She wants to make her own way but doesn't have a clue on what that really means. What monsters are there really out there?
    N knows them a little too well and they terrify him.
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    Set on earth.
    Ex futuristic-ish world, apocalyptic. Where the world was broken apart due to bio-flesh monsters, normal life fell apart and the population is scattered in far smaller towns and underground cities after a mass death. There are still scattered parts of old tech of the modern world as a way to fight back if it can be put back together.
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    Biohorror vampires for the disassembly drones and normal humans for workers.
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    Tags will update as we go.
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    Can be found on tumblr at: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/mimic-from-the-lab

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    10 Dec 2025

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    The Absolute’s infection should’ve stripped him of all higher functions beyond that of his enthrallment. No manner of injury or exhaustion should keep him from attacking her. Yet, here he was, touching his face with a confused look that seemed all too human for Uzi’s taste. Vampires especially craved the look of what they once were, even if they no longer saw humans as anything more than cattle to feed on.

    “Can you…can you see me?” Uzi asked tentatively, still breathing hard from the fight.

    “I can see you…?” the vampire responded in loose lucidity.

    “Holy shit it talks,” Uzi deadpanned incredulously. “You have to be fucking kidding me.”

    “Sorry,” he slurred, his eyes closing again sleepily, “You’re bleeding.”

    Holy shit, again.

    . . .

    Uzi had been doing well enough on her own for years now. She'd learned through heartache and betrayal that nothing good had come from her vulnerability. She didn’t need anyone, but when she comes crashing home with a vampire in tow, Uzi is forced to come to terms with the fact that sometimes…she needs help too.

    Besides, if he were easy to kill, she’d have done it already, but something in him refuses to die, and for that they are alike.

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    09 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 25

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    Uzi Doorman's life has been nothing short than hell. Bullied throughout middle school and her three years of high-school, she finds herself in a less than satisfactory spot in her senior year.

    She has no high expectations, but she would like at least one normal year, before she ends it all once and for all.

    Or in other words, a story where Uzi plans her suicide and the many things that annoyingly get in her way.

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    09 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    Fraternizing with your coworkers is completely fine on the clock, however sleeping with them definitely has to be a violation of some company policy.

    In which Uzi finds out J can purr just like the rest of them, and it all goes downhill from there.

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    08 Dec 2025