The_Eternal_Existentialist
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The Fine Line Between Hell and Good Intentions by The_Eternal_Existentialist
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Oct 2025
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"On November 21st, 2001, a monument was erected at the entrance to a certain seaside cave. After the traps and Inferi were cleared out by teams of curse breakers and Aurors, muggle-repelling wards placed, and speeches made (including one by a certain Harry J. Potter), the memorial was dedicated to the life of Regulus Arcturus Black (January 29th, 1961 - November 21st, 1979) and the other “unsung heroes of the fight against the Dark Lord Voldemort”, on the anniversary of Black’s death.
Cousin of the deceased, socialite Narcissa Malfoy (recently released from a two-year sentence in Azkaban prison), was seen at the ceremony with a single tear rolling down her cheek. See page 6 for a more detailed account of the memorial unveiling."
- P. Blotting, The Daily Prophet
What makes a martyr and what makes a monster? Is it possible, then, to be both?
And what, exactly, counts as redemption?
Journey into the mind of Regulus Black: friend, brother, cousin, straight-O student, pureblood supremacist, and teenage Death Eater... who sacrificed his life for a chance to save Wizarding Britain.
This is not going to go the way you think.
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Apathy (Watch It All Burn) by The_Sound_of_Broken_Mirrors (The_Eternal_Existentialist)
Fandoms: Hidden Legacy Series - Ilona Andrews
15 Jun 2025
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Sometimes, we all just want to watch the world burn.
(Or: the Baylor sisters were lucky enough to be born special, with the right kind of genes. What happens to the ones who fail the genetic lottery?)
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- Part 1 of We're All Mad Here
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Misinformation, Misinterpretation, and the Alien Infiltration of the Corporate Oligarchy by The_Eternal_Existentialist
Fandoms: Fifty Shades of Grey Series - E. L. James
01 Jun 2025
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The Interview scene, if Anastasia Steele was a conspiracy theorist and the savior of the world. Suddenly, the flu is a Russian bioweapon, sexism is an alien conspiracy to weaken humanity, and the secretaries of Grey Enterprises are androids in the shape of Stepford blondes.
Oh, and the CEO is a traitor to humanity who must die.
Suffice it to say, Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey were not having the same conversation.
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Note: in defense of my street cred, I read the existentially horrifying source material as a teenager who knew exactly two things about the book: 1) that it started as Twilight fanfiction and 2) the title. I am in no way advocating for the work in question.
You do not have to have read the source material to understand this. In fact, it is recommended that you don't.
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Karura by The_Sound_of_Broken_Mirrors (The_Eternal_Existentialist)
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
10 May 2025
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- Part 1 of Karura
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Fleeting Grains of Sand by The_Sound_of_Broken_Mirrors (The_Eternal_Existentialist)
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
10 May 2025
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Outtakes from Karura.
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- Part 2 of Karura
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Amy Dallon, Daughter of Nilbog by The_Eternal_Existentialist
Fandom: Parahumans Series - Wildbow
15 Dec 2024
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After a series of events and misconceptions when she is eleven, Amy Dallon comes to believe that her father is Nilbog. This has consequences.
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We're All Mad Here by The_Eternal_Existentialist, The_Sound_of_Broken_Mirrors (The_Eternal_Existentialist)
Fandom: Hidden Legacy Series - Ilona Andrews
15 Jun 2025
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Set in the world of the Hidden Legacy novels by Ilona Andrews.
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Karura by The_Eternal_Existentialist, The_Sound_of_Broken_Mirrors (The_Eternal_Existentialist)
Fandom: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
10 May 2025
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From the world of Karura.
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Sweet Flower, Bitter Tea by The_Sound_of_Broken_Mirrors (The_Eternal_Existentialist)
Fandom: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Nov 2023
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Stories set in the world of Sweet Flower, Bitter Tea.
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AU. Hermione interviews the second most important man in Grindelwald's fascist government.
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Bookmarked by The_Eternal_Existentialist
29 Dec 2025
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Harry Potter has to solve a prophecy to stop the dark lord rising and Hermione is only concerned by how much his boyfriend, Tom Riddle, loves him.
Or not.
There could be another solution to being chased by a dark lord and Hermione is the one to find it.
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29 Dec 2025
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How to Date an Idiotic Pureblood Wizard by bionically
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Sep 2019
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Hermione just knows Draco's up to something in the Ministry-mandated Muggle Awareness Class. She's not going to let him, not if it's going to interfere with her plans to take over the world, starting with one Pureblood at a time.
Crackfic tribute to My Immortal. Read at your own risk.
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the peregrine by manticoremoons
Fandoms: Vampire Academy (TV 2022), Vampire Academy Series - Richelle Mead, Vampire Academy & Related Fandoms
08 Oct 2022
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She plagued his thoughts—to the point where he wondered if he was, in fact, diseased.
Bookmarked by The_Eternal_Existentialist
10 Dec 2025
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Just… the tragedy of a man who, in a moment of defiance, sees the cage society has forced him into and then sacrifices the brief freedom and happiness he never thought he’d know to return to the cage of his own accord - all for the unattainable ideal of duty, of serving his oppressors because that’s what he was taught to do.
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She had been idiotically naive, she sees that now. She’d never once stopped to think about what she truly wanted until that moment when the double blue line appeared on the pregnancy test.
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- Part 8 of Advent
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Bookmarked by The_Eternal_Existentialist
10 Dec 2025