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The bizarre gay couple moves in next door on a cold November Friday. Meg meets them in the hallway as she's leaving for school, her duffle coat buttoned all the way up to the chin. Seventeen years old and about to miss her bus, she doesn't want to take much notice of them, but one coughs and (in a peculiar European accent) asks her to help him carry some bags up the building stairs.
The European one has sharp cheekbones and an even sharper outfit, mainly consisting of dress trousers, a fleece and a blazer. His hair is greying and his eyes are pinpoint precise, surveying Meg in a way that could be decently uncomfortable if the situation was hostile - luckily it’s not. His partner lacks the refined edge of his husband. Meg makes the mistake of looking him in the eye and Thomas skittishly darts his gaze away. Like a deer about to bolt from a hunter, his eyes are wild.
Fuck it. English literature is boring anyway.
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Meg has two peculiar neighbours move in next door. They don't seem like serial killers, but maybe that's a minimum requirement.
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Everything by bi_ceratops
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, Shadow and Bone (TV)
29 Mar 2023
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And that just hits the nail on the head, doesn't it? Pekka Rollins is willing to give up everything just for the chance to save his son.
When it comes to Jan Van Eck, it seems like his son is the only thing he's willing to give up.
Wylan would laugh at that if it didn't make him so sad he wants to vomit.
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Kaz confronts Pekka Rollins. Meanwhile, Wylan confronts his own feelings towards his parents and befriends three indentured women in the process.
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The party splits, which should be the first sign that something bad is about to happen. Lucas begins to scout under benches, Dustin inspects the fountain, and Mike and Will wander over to a rose bush.
Will reaches out and brushes his fingers against a delicate petal. It's silken beneath his skin, a soft pink like a gentle blush. He likes the specific way the sun shines on it, almost like a light through a thin layer of skin.
"It's beautiful." Will says, staring intently at the plant.
"Yeah, it is." Mike responds, staring intently at Will.
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The Party play D&D. Pining, chaos and Mike Wheeler awkwardness ensue.
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He can see flashes of blue and gold: a shaggy rug, flowery curtains, an ironed bedspread and a lamp that’s just been turned on and a man in a double bed who is looking at Jimmy like he’s a murderer has just broken into his apartment.
“Oh.” Jimmy murmurs. “This isn’t my flat, is it?”
And just like that he passes out.
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Jimmy, aka elusive superhero the Codfather, crash lands through his neighbour's window after a night of superheroing that has taken a bad turn. Shenanigans ensue.
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After Lives by bi_ceratops
Fandoms: Last Life SMP, Third life SMP - Fandom, Hermitcraft, Minecraft (Video Game)
13 Jan 2022
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"What are you?" Scott asks, honest in his curiosity. Whatever Eldritch horror Grian seems to be, he can be hurt. Scott can hurt him, then he can run, then he can... Win. Again. And then what?
"I'm Grian, obviously."
"No, Grian's dead. I saw the lightning. I put the sword though his stomach myself. I won."
"You did." Grian smiles. Unperturbed by Scott's sword, he holds out his hand and grins. "Now, before you throw yourself off of Magical Mountain, wouldn't you like to see your prize?"
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Scott has won Last Life. He receives his prize from a dead friend, but it really would be lovely if he could figure out what it is before the terrible cloaked Watchers attempt to kill him.
(AKA a Watcher Lore interpretation)
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"Are you truly that desperate for someone to call you Daddy?"
It's meant to be mocking, if the cut-throat smile is anything to go by, but Kojiro feels every cell in his body immobilise, stopping him unnaturally still. Something shifts, tangible and suffocating; a moment with its own erratic heartbeat. And unexpectedly, Kojiro finds himself a competitor in a high-stakes staring contest.
Kaoru blinks first.
Cherry teases Joe after Miya calls him "Daddy". It has unintended consequences.
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“We’d like one unassembled owlbear, please,” the tiefling says to Nettie, holding out a small pouch. Nettie nearly drops it; the fabric feels like burning coals. “Shit,” the tiefling says apologetically, digging in her pocket and flipping Nettie a few extra coins. “Sorry. I run hot.”
“You don’t want to each make your own?” Nettie asks. It’s both an upselling tactic and a genuine question. How are three grown women supposed to share one stuffed animal?
The tiefling’s jaw drops. “Abso-fucking-lutely we do,” she says, heat crackling off of her skin. “How much is it to do three? More, right? Shadowheart, give the nice lady some gold.”
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Shadowheart, Lae'zel and Karlach go to Build-An-Owlbear.
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Franklin Philip Nelson is born with a bright smile and the word Devil burned over his heart.
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Can You Tell by oneshinyapple
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Fantastic Four (Comicverse), Marvel (Comics), Spider-Man (Comicverse)
04 Sep 2018
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The first time he meets Peter Parker, Johnny Storm almost kills him. It’s not the best way to start a relationship, but then Johnny has never been one to back down from a challenge. Maybe his best friend Spider-Man can help.
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“Hey,” Ravi says. “Scale of 1 to 10, how bad would it be if I assumed Eddie Diaz’s girlfriend was his wife in front of him?”
Lee groans. “Did you do it in front of Buckley?”
“Yeah?”
“A hundred,” she replies, turning the other direction before Ravi can demand to know why.
At three in the morning, it hits him. He bolts upright in his cot. Oh my god, he thinks. Buck and Eddie are divorced, and everyone forgot to tell me.
aka, the ravi fic (affectionate)
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