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im going to walk into the ocean, never to be seen again by eunoise
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
02 Jan 2026
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The part of Shane that is not panicking goes soft with how…eager Ilya seems for Shane and Svetlana to meet, for Shane to like her. It’s strange, it’s new, it’s wonderful to be able to think about making plans like this. Dinner with Shane’s parents, meeting Ilya’s friends, like that’s something they can have.
So that’s why Shane beats down the urge to crank up the gas on the stove and light a match, gives Ilya a wide and normal grin, and says “Yeah, of course. I’d love to meet Svetlana.”
Ilya sighs and his eyes light up and, oh, Shane wants to love him in the light of day. Suddenly, Shane has an idea that will hopefully stop him from doing something rash that will get him on the news and/or in prison. “And you should meet Rose!”
or: shane hollander tries to get over his overwhelming urge to blow up svetlana vetrova with his mind at saturday brunch
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“We were doing brunch. It was nice. Your dad made their kitchen look like the fancy brunch places on Instagram. We were talking about my schooling, hobbies, friends, movies, normal shit. Boring shit. Then your mother starts talking about my sponsors and savings and suddenly I am giving her my banking information and the phone number of my accountant and I am signing many, many, many papers. She had a scary folder.” Ilya pulls out the scary folder and the thing was thicker than the book Shane was reading. He tosses it on the couch and it lands with a heavy thump. “It was under her chair the whole time and I did not see. The places I had to sign were already highlighted and the date was already written in.”
Ilya tosses his body on the couch. Somehow, he makes less of an impact than the Scary Folder. “She owns me now, yes?”
Seemingly on cue, Shane's phone lights up with a notification that Yuna Hollander has shared a calendar with you.
Oh, God.
or: shane's mom keeps slutting out his boyfriend (!!!) to sponsors and shane's totally cool and chill about it no really he's FINE
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wakened shadow, blood on my soul by eunoise
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
04 Jul 2025
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The Ruin Author was born on a world that was already dead, but denied that fate. The obliteration of that world was written into the stars themselves, but still THEY fought against it with the entirety of THEIR will. Once THEY lost everything THEY found that there was still more to give. THEY gave themselves up to the slaughter until finally THEY found that slaughter was truly all that could remain. THEY fought until THEY forgot who THEY were fighting and why. THEY fought until all that was left was the burning.
And were they able to save it?
Save what?
Their world.
Oh. No. By the time the enemy was eradicated, THEIR home fell to the fate that was foretold at its birth.
the hero's journey is long and with no end in sight
(or: what does it mean when you were created to destroy? )
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am i more than you bargained for yet? by eunoise
Fandoms: Zenless Zone Zero (Video Game)
18 May 2025
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“So, just so I’m clear on what’s happening, in about two weeks your rut and the full moon will coincide, thrusting you into a insatiable sex frenzy-”
“Why must you say it like that?”
“That can only be satisfied if you have sex with Hugo?”
“...That about sums up the situation, yes.”
“Well, Lycaon, I don’t know what else you expect me to say! The only thing you can do is have sex with Hugo!”
“If you are not going to take this issue seriously, I will be taking my leave. Good day.”
he was a werewolf he was a vampire and oh my god they were roommates. can i make it any more obvious?
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“Corin’s upset that you two are breaking up,” Ellen says. Hugo’s finally gotten a handle at reading her expressions, but she doesn’t make it easy. Still, he’s getting the sense that she is not as unaffected as she tries to appear.
“N-no, I’m not. I mean, well, um, u-upset might be, um, ah -”
“Corin, we’re not breaking up,” Hugo says, getting up to place a comforting hand on her shoulder. The first time he did that and she actually was comforted felt like victory. “We’re just getting a divorce.”
“Yeah, so,” Ellen says, putting her phone in her pocket. Oh god, she actually does care. “Do you hear yourself when you talk?”
or: five (ish) people who learn that lycaon and hugo have been married this whole time and two people who figure out why they're getting a divorce
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- Part 4 of in napoli where love is king
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i want to scream i love you from the top of my lungs by eunoise
Fandom: Heated Rivalry (TV)
02 Jan 2026
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any heated rivalry stuff i write goes here i guess. i might have made them all a little too silly but im having a great time.
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okay fine homoverse toxic yaoi got me i lost the chess game to the dog etc etc.
i don't know why i named everything after thats amore. before i started publishing this i didn't realize that it had other lyrics besides the pizza thing
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au where gemma was pregnant when she was taken by lumon aka what if there was a severed baby would that be fucked up or what?
(some character studies revolving around the show's themes regarding parenthood, birth, and personhood with some vague plot going on in the background and a toddler who is definitely way more articulate than she's supposed to be )
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dead boy detectives has bewitched me body and soul so lets see where this goes. all of these fics roughly take place in the same timeline but they can be read standalone no problem.
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Shane is the one naked and dripping wet, and he still feels like Ilya is the one who exudes sex. Just standing there, brushing his teeth. When Shane turns off the water, Ilya hands him a towel and then turns around to rinse his mouth with the hotel mouth wash. He leaves the bathroom before Shane is done, and this is the moment where a tiny inkling Shane has ignored all day becomes a full blown suspicion.
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Shane and Ilya are having trouble balancing their very private relationship and their very public lives.
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Bookmarked by eunoise
11 Jan 2026
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“Pretend we don't know each other?” Shane repeats, a little confused in all honesty. Wasn't therapy about talking?
“Yes. You are meeting for the first time in this room. Introduce yourselves.”
Shane shifts in his seat, slowly turning to Ilya. It's not all that different from the first time they'd actually met; the awkward vibes radiating off Shane are almost identical. They're just missing a snowy forecast and a cigarette.
He decides to go a step further, standing up. It feels the right thing to do under the circumstances. Who meets for the first time sitting down? He takes a step forward, holding his hand out to Ilya. Or not Ilya. This random man he’s about to meet, who happens to look a lot like Ilya. Ilya takes the cue, standing from his own chair with a shake of his head. He takes Shane’s hand, shaking firmly.
“I’m Shane, uh, Shane Hollander.”
Ilya nods. “Ilya Rozanov.”
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Or: Shane and Ilya get sent to reconciliation therapy, and of course, handle it super well.Bookmarked by eunoise
11 Jan 2026
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Ilya picks up on the third ring, breathing heavily into the phone. Shane hears a door slam shut through the device. “Do not yell at me.”
Shane stares at the half-empty bottle of vodka on the coffee table. “You suck.”
“I suck? I scored hat-trick! In your stupid body! I have not eaten in six hours, Hollander. I have not pissed. I have not laid down. I want to go home.”
“Rozanov–”
“Your mother has called twenty times. Your manager has called thirty times. Your father text me picture of crossword puzzle and ask for help. Clue is about American President from the 1980s. I cannot help!”
OR: the hollanov bodyswap fic.
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- Part 3 of cjo + hr
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Bookmarked by eunoise
09 Jan 2026
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come unfold by alspancakes
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
13 Dec 2025
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“I want one day,” Shane interrupted Ilya’s inner meltdown with, really, the only acceptable response. “And then we can…” Shane trailed off. “Then we can, I don’t know. Reset.”
“Reset,” Ilya repeated, unconvinced.
“Yeah.”
It was another few moments of stunned silence before Ilya spoke again.
“We could go somewhere.”
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or, what if Shane decided to stay, that night… and then decided to miss his flight home the next day.
Bookmarked by eunoise
04 Jan 2026
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His father would accuse him of being weak, of letting his heart lead him to stupid places. But for once in his life, Ilya can’t bring himself to care about this. He wants Shane. He wants to coax his boyfriend into ordering takeout from that place they like around the corner from Ilya’s apartment and cheating on his diet a little. Then he wants to blow him on the couch, and he wants Shane to ride him. They can shower afterwards and put some highlights on the TV before falling asleep and ignoring Shane’s alarm the next morning. He wants the peace they had at the cottage during the season, to steal those moments and get to exhale.
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Inspired by this tweet by @paulasoldestson: ilya actually love having a strict boyfriend. like no his bitch do not let him have friends NO he not allowed to be out past 11 and NO U CANNOT SIT HERE!!!- Language:
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Bookmarked by eunoise
04 Jan 2026