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Karlach has finally gotten her infernal engine repaired, but it's going to take another day or two of burning off the excess heat before she can safely touch anyone. She's pretty sure she's going to go out of her mind with impatience before then.
Unless, of course, Temerity lives up to her name and gets a little creative.
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The Lives of Jessica Telephone by Megaparsec (shamrockjolnes)
Fandoms: Blaseball (Video Game)
22 Jun 2021
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Whatever happened to Jessica Telephone? Where did her Alternate come from? When you're a synchronous quantum waveform who manifests from telephone signals and is continuously reincarnated across time, nothing is ever straightforward. Grief maybe the least of all. For Jessica, it all starts with a plan to break into the Hall of Flame.
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In the aftermath of Theodore Holloway's incineration, Fitzgerald Blackburn helps newcomer Norris Firestar adjust to their place on the team.
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[Podfic] And I know what to say, but forgot how to speak by Megaparsec (shamrockjolnes) for fulldaysdrive
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types
14 Jan 2021
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Grantaire needs a fake girlfriend. Enjolras is the only person she hasn't asked yet.
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Lost in Translation by Djapchan, shamrockjolnes, silkylustre
Fandoms: Mass Effect - All Media Types, Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect 2 - Fandom
03 Sep 2020
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When the Normandy SR-2's translators are taken down in an act of enemy sabotage, the crew has only hours left to fix the problem and repel an incoming attack - all without being able to understand a word of each other's languages. That is, if Miranda can keep them all from killing each other first. Set during ME 2.
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[Podfic] Snake Crowley Collection by AirgiPodSLV (AirgiodSLV), Djapchan, ExMarks, Gorillazgal86, ineffably (seeking_semperfiona), Izzybutt, LenaReads (LenaLawlipop), Literarion, lysandyra (pxssnelke), mahons_ondine, platinum_firebird, Ravin, seleneaurora, semperfiona_podfic (semperfiona), shamrockjolnes, silkylustre, sisi_rambles, SkyAsimaru, sPODghetti (RainingPrince), TheLordOfLaMancha, Tipsy_Kitty, UnholyCrowley, with (CompassRose), with (Literarion), with (Tipsy_Kitty)
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Aug 2023
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This is a collection of (sometimes multivoice) podfics revolving around Crowley in his snake form written by different authors and recorded/multivoice podfics organized by Djapchan.
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“Nothing about our lives is conventional. You’re a career woman. I’m a single mother. We were both duped into bigamy, and now, after divorcing the same man, we’re raising his son together.”
(aka: 1950s housewives experience bisexuality)Bookmarked by Megaparsec (shamrockjolnes)
25 Feb 2025
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KIM KITSURAGI - Across from you is a Seolite man–slight in figure, middle-aged–who is wearing the sort of vintage jacket that’s cheap here in Revachol but could go for hundreds of reál back home, if you took it to the right shop. He’s sitting in the center of your chaise lounge.
EMPATHY (COGNITIVE) - He wants to appear comfortable. He isn’t, though.
EMPATHY (AFFECTIVE) - Also, he hates you. Like, he really, really hates you.
YOU - are Svala Löfgren, and you are a Clinical Psychoanalyst, Second Class, for the Revachol Safety and Wellness Initiatives Ancillary Clinic. And Mr. Kitsuragi, here, is only your first appointment in what is going to be a very long day.
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08 Nov 2024
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Don and Kathy would move in together. They would have a dog or two and then inevitably, a small parade of adorable little brats who would call him Uncle Cosmo, and they would spend less and less time with him, not on purpose but busy with the rest of their lives, and ultimately Cosmo would learn to make his peace with it because he’d have no other choice and he would have to try to move on and not live too much in his memories. He could picture it so clearly, he figured if the songwriting gig with Monumental didn’t pan out, he could always return to the backwater circuit with a new act: The Amazing Cosmo of the Cosmos—ladies and gentlemen, he sees the future, he reads the stars, he silently pines for his best married pal and all the while tap dancing!
Don and Kathy inviting him along on their honeymoon, though—that part was a surprise.
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Bookmarked by Megaparsec (shamrockjolnes)
31 May 2024
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What of the gnawing in thine holy gut, the rage clawing up thine throat? A great weight, inclined to tip the scales once more. Which way shalt thou cast it?
When you had nothing else, caged in darkness, you learned to cultivate your anger like the finest of crops. And yet there seems to be so little for you to reap.
The Nightsong is no more and Dame Aylin is returned to her most holy duties. Isobel Thorm is free of her grave. How they handle their past, present, and future is, perhaps, up to them.
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Bookmarked by Megaparsec (shamrockjolnes)
31 May 2024
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Isobel stares past the pale blur of Aylin’s face, up to the moonlit sky. It has taken her a month’s worth of learning how to feel something bordering on human, and still she feels wholly undeserving of Selûne’s grace. If she cannot expel the rot within her, then what use is she next to a demigod? It is as though death has done little more than affirm whatever anxieties had swelled within her even before things had gone to utter shit.
Aylin, an untouchable star blazing through the sky; Isobel, who rests six feet below the cold earth. Father always did claim they were galaxies apart from one another. Now, she wonders if he was right all along.
( If the cleric looks into the darkness, something else looks back. She should have remained dead. )
Bookmarked by Megaparsec (shamrockjolnes)
31 May 2024