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    "So what's up?"

    Chris inhales, like he was holding his breath. "I have this friend," he says, and Buck thinks for a second that they're going to have to do a whole Thing where they pretend Chris is talking about a friend instead of himself. But no, he's actually talking about a friend. “And I got her -- she's pregnant. There was this party. Anyway, she can't tell her parents because they're crazy conservative, but she doesn't want to take an Uber to the clinic because she's heard horror stories. and I don't have a car. So I said I would call you."

    Buck blinks several times. He's really glad, suddenly, that they're not on Facetime.

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    https://archiveofourown.org/works/61723174

    watch you shine/watch you grow
    kermytheefrog (tardigradeschool)

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    "So what's up?"

    Chris inhales, like he was holding his breath. "I have this friend," he says, and Buck thinks for a second that they're going to have to do a whole Thing where they pretend Chris is talking about a friend instead of himself. But no, he's actually talking about a friend. “And I got her -- she's pregnant. There was this party. Anyway, she can't tell her parents because they're crazy conservative, but she doesn't want to take an Uber to the clinic because she's heard horror stories. and I don't have a car. So I said I would call you."

    Buck blinks several times. He's really glad, suddenly, that they're not on Facetime.

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    "Are you sure you want your first time to be with a 33 year old, though?" What is even happening right now? When did this become an inevitability?

     

    "Any 33 year old? No. You? Yeah. Yeah I do. I trust you."

     

    "Oh. Umm. And you're sure I can't ask Eddie? Wait! Are you sure you don’t want Eddie to do it instead?" May throws her crumpled-up straw wrapper at his face. "Okay, okay. Yes, I'll do it.” He can feel his face go soft. “May, I..."

     

    "If you say you're honored I'm trusting you, I'm going to dump this coffee on your head."

     

    "Understood. So...when's your birthday, exactly?" Buck smiles and tilts his head. "I'll get you a cake and everything."

     

    "Just get me an orgasm or two; that's all the gift I need."

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    After decades of care, Puck's owner is dead, and Puck finds himself dragged off as a college pet by his owner's great nephew. He's long since accepted that a tiny's life is just being tossed from person to person without any input... but maybe an old pet can learn new tricks.

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    "Listen, I can read between the lines. You're the birthday girl, he's the fiancé, I'm the present, right? Full disclosure, I have like six and a half roommates, so I hope you don't want to come to my place."

    "Jesus, I knew the economy was bad, but six? And a half?" Tommy asks.

    "That's four official roommates, two roommates' girlfriends who don't pay rent, and one fuckbuddy who supposedly isn't anything serious but still sleeps over four nights a week." Buck counts them off on his fingers. It's not that he doesn't ever bring girls back to his place, but he knows instinctively that a woman like Abby deserves better than a mattress on the floor and music blasting from the other side of the wall.

    "Can't argue with that math," Abby says, finishing her wine.

    "Well, we don't have any roommates," Tommy says, "but we do have a California king."
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    Buck gets picked up in a bar and has a threesome so good it breaks an engagement. The engagement isn't even his, which might make it worse.

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    https://archiveofourown.org/works/62913256

    F/M/M Abby/Buck/Tommy

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    "I think we should go clubbing again," Buck announces in between Forza races. "We have a Friday in the middle of our 96, it would be perfect."

    "You guys planning something?" Hen asks, coming over from the kitchen with a bowl of trail mix.

    "I'm trying to get Eddie to come pick up guys with me," Buck says.

    Hen's eyebrows arch high above her glasses. "Really," Hen says.

    "It's more of a wingman situation," Eddie tries to explain.

    "Yeah, Eddie picks the guys so I don't make stupid decisions," Buck says, flicking through menus to pick a new racetrack.

    The combination of Hen munching peanuts and looking back and forth between them makes Eddie feel like he's a zoo exhibit. Best Friends, captured in the wild, still feral, exhibiting behaviors heretofore unknown to science.

    "Well, good luck with - all that," Hen says pointedly to Eddie. She is definitely not talking about the video game.

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