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What if Odyseus didn’t make it home that night? What sort of torment would Antinous inflict on Penelope and her precious son?
“Hold him down while I slowly break his pride, his trust, his faith and his bones”
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Crimes of Passions and Deceit by disillusioned_dreamer
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
28 Jan 2026
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It is the twenty first century and Telemachus is the son of one of the most influential politicians in the area, Odysseus. He is also being held hostage by the most powerful crime lord in the area, Antinous. Telemachus is forced to work for a crime syndicate that trains orphans into assassins and thieves. Telemachus doesn't understand why he has been imprisoned for over a year. However, when Antinous begins to reveal his schemes, Telemachus realizes that Antinous doesn't just want him as a bargaining chip. No, Antinous is much more interested in using Telemachus for his own benefit...in more ways than one.
Commenter reviews are in!
"one of the best Sharpwolf and epic modern au’s I’ve ever read!❤️👏" - Friendlyforrest, Ch 21.
"I love your writing so so so soooooo much. I love the Angst and tele losing himself.” Leilei (Guest), Ch 25
“i came for fucked-up batshit smut fanfic and found these gems of psychoanalysis 🥺" me_writey_as_a_side_jobbie, Ch. 13
“It’s currently 2am as I finish this fanfic which I started yesterday, I ate up each word like a starving man, I have mixed emotions about… well, everything and everyone.” AntinousApologist, Ch. 29
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Tongues and Teeth by friendlyforrest
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), The Odyssey - Homer
24 Jan 2026
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Antinous thought he’d escaped it, no one would be able to trace who he was, what he was, back to the man that he is. Antinous had laughed in the very face of his destiny and had shaped his own path.
Telemachus thought he’d overcome it, his own self was an identity no one would ever be able to take away from him. Telemachus had unraveled the tapestry Fate had woven and started anew.
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Antinous feels the boat dip beneath him and hears the waves crashing, a bird croaks. Telemachus lets out another whimper behind him. Antinous doesn’t see why he’s so upset, at least Telemachus isn’t bound like he is. Pampered brat. His own binds feel as if they’re tightening with every passing second and the pounding in his head has only lessened to a dull throb. The bite on his neck still stings.The pirate captain’s eyes flash with wicked glee. “Welcome home, son.”
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It seems that Fate hasn’t taken their defiance lightly and demands retribution. Now, far from the lives they had fought so hard to keep, Telemachus and Antinous must prove their right to their own identities. And if they have to bite and spit their way to ensure they make it back home, then they will, all tongues and teeth. -
That’s Not The Plan by The_autisticworm641
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
22 Jan 2026
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Without realizing it, Antinous found another way to become king.
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El Príncipe de Ítaca by Christian_Tea
Fandoms: The Odyssey - Homer, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
20 Jan 2026
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Telémaco todos los días acompaña a su madre a visitar y contemplar un tapiz tejido por ella misma. Una representación de la hermosa familia que eran antes de que Odiseo tuviera que dejar su nación y familia para irse a Troya. Telémaco observa cómo su madre jamás pierde el brillo y la esperanza en sus ojos.
-Él va a volver- dice la reina.
Su hijo jamás se atrevería a contradecirle, pero el reino está inestable, un hombre (acompañado de otros 107) ha tocado su puerta y durante 19 años Telémaco no ha podido conocer a su papá.
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-..habrán de retirarse inmediatamente- dijo el Príncipe de Ítaca a todos los pretendientes de su madre.
Los rumores eran ciertos. Telémaco poseía el mismo atractivo de su padre: sus rasgos, porte y la forma en la que te intimidaba, la única diferencia eran sus orejas puntiagudas, como los de una ninfa, y su altura.
-Oh, Príncipe- dijo el cabecilla de los pretendientes para llamar su atención - Ha de saber que está infringiendo con las normas de la hospitalidad, pero puedo aguantar un poco mi hambre sólo para que usted tenga la certeza de que no venimos con intenciones ofensivas.
Antiino se dispuesto a cumplir con la tarea encomendada por su padre. -
💎 — and i hate proving that im still human by bello2
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
18 Jan 2026
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without thinking, he said the first thing he thought of. “vlaka.”
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or; telemachus gets his shit rocked- Language:
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The Veil Between Us by ririiiriririraaaiiinnn_lol
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
17 Jan 2026
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Telemachus just wants to survive the school year.
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(FIRST AO3 FIC PLEASE DONT JUGE !!) you were just a normal person working for Penelope and her son you really were!! Then...BOOM you became his body guard?! Holy Aphrodite...did she bless you or curse you with the DUMBEST man in Greece?!
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Golden eyes by sunchilddd77, Swand0verose
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), The Odyssey - Homer
13 Jan 2026
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A modern-day Telecirce AU that's in high school and has really crazy slow burn... also one of the co-owners hates telemachus and the other loves him so we do abuse him a lot if you like that?
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So Fuck You (I Don't Even Like You) by black_bottle
Fandoms: The Odyssey - Homer, The Iliad - Homer, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
12 Jan 2026
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(Modern day AU ~ burning extremely slow)
Meet Theo Knights — wannabe-author who has not published a single book in his miserable life, and instead wastes his time with late nights on AO3, writing Greek Mythology fics under the pseudonym "telemachus33", growing slowly but surely popular and finally finding some joy in his depressing life.
That is until one night someone called "Antinous_Apologist" leaves a comment under his most recently published chapter, shattering his pride, and starting an enticingly torturous feud between author and commenter...
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Penelope decides that the best way to fight off suitors (until whenever Odysseus gets back-because he has to) is for Telemachus to rise to the throne. The only thing is that for this plan to fully work and for the suitors to back off, he must marry. His reign must be legitimate and foolproof. What will he do? It is expected he will marry a woman, produce an heir, all that stuff that comes along with being king, but what if that isn’t the life he wishes for? What if he doesn't wish to be king, marry a woman, or live this life of royalty anymore?
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A Little Wolf's Stand by The_Pan_In_Pancakes
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
03 Jan 2026
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|~ Telemachus looked up at the tall, broad suitor. He wasn't going to let him get away with calling HIS mother a tramp.
'Somebody tell me. Come and give me a sign. If I fight this monster is it you I'll find?'
Antinous looked at Telemachus and smirked. "Well, it's a fight to the death then, Little Wolf," he sneered. ~|
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Legends ──Telemachus x Reader by Sleep_DerpivedPerson
Fandoms: Epic the Musical, The Odyssey - Homer, Original Work
01 Jan 2026
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Telemachus X Reader(Fem)💕
Similar events to Epic and the Odyssey, however since this is a fanfic so it's not completely accurate.
Y/n comes to Ithaca to get married, and has random lore and brings it up to distract Telemachus. Telemachus slowly becomes indulged into this.The village that Y/n is from is completely made up. I tried to make this accurate hehe... The ENTIRE fanfic will be in Y/n's pov (Almost; a bit of third person towards the end)
(Legends unknown to the reader will be inside :-: :-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-:)
This is my first fanfic so it won't be perfect. -
Into the storm by AintNoArtist
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), The Odyssey - Homer
29 Dec 2025
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Nothing could go right for him could it?
Losing his eyes when he was merely a child, the gods had to be mad at him and his family when they sent a bunch of rowdy men to his palace.
And now this. He's stuck on a trip with the worst of them all. Antinous.
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Or in short Telemachus is blind when he goes on his diplomatic mission as well as Antinous tags along and then they fall in love. -
The Final Word by The_Hobbit_Ninja
Fandoms: The Odyssey - Homer, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
20 Dec 2025
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Antinous tries to leave Odysseus with a final "fuck you" by attacking Penelope, but Penelope is a Spartan and Odysseus is twenty years' worth of pissed off.
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He was home. After 20 long years he would finally see his wife and son.
Mere words couldn't describe how ready he was to be home as he stared at the palace that was in the foggy distance, though the stabbing pain in his abdomen and the unbearable fatigue that coursed through his body kept him from pushing forward to get their as soon as possible. It didn't take long for a pained groan to slip from his lips and his eyes traveled down to see that blood had soaked his tattered chiton, staining a part of his stomach. He couldn't believe that he had forgotten something as fatal as that.
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What if Odysseus managed to make it home one day earlier with the cost of being injured. Will he be able to stop the suitors from hurting his family? Or fail them like he failed his crew?
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𝔸𝕟 𝕀𝕟𝕤𝕚𝕘𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕥 𝕀𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕗𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕤 𝔼𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 by KuSagi_KuSagiOnBluBirdAPP
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
18 Dec 2025
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Just like any other world or timeline Antinous and Telemachus are meant to be rivals.
There is a myth that says you have a soulmate for life, that eventually you both will end together, but if the gods find a better match or want to intervene in your love life, they can, making it more difficult or easier to you. No one really know who is their soulmate, only the gods....
But who the fuck thought it would be a great idea to intervene in Antinous and Telemachus' love life and make them soulmates?!
Oh. Of course it would be Aphrodite and her son Eros themselves....
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Come and Give Me the Strength by keepcalmandtrainadragon
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
16 Dec 2025
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Growing up, Telemachus couldn't wait for two things. The first was his father coming home. He'd dreamt how he'd greet him, daydreaming about how his father would hug him and tell him how proud he was of Telemachus. The second was presenting as an alpha. How could he not with two amazing alpha parents like Odysseus and Penelope? He was told by so many that he would grow up to be an amazing warrior, like his parents; that he would be an amazing ruler, like his parents; that he would be an amazing alpha, like his parents.
And then, he turned ten and two terrible things happened. His father never returned home and Telemachus presented as an omega. His training halted and he wasn't eligible to take the throne anymore, all of his dreams gone up in smoke like they’d never mattered to begin with.
And now, 108 suitors infest their halls, vying for his hand. Telemachus isn’t strong or brave like his parents. Honestly, he isn’t much of anything. But, they can’t stall for much longer, and Telemachus knows that he will have to stand tall and strong to survive the upcoming storm. He’s just not sure he won’t break under the pressure.
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Blessed By Nightmares by TheMoon_Moth
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), The Odyssey - Homer
10 Dec 2025
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__________»‘ Antinous has never wanted to marry the Queen. He never even wanted to be with an actual woman.
But for his father, that was not how the man of the house should be, even if the man Antinous chose were to be an Omega; that is why he sent him to the palace. That is why he sent Antinous to marry the Queen.Telemachus never had a friend. Only his dog and mother. He longed for someone to share stories with, someone for him to share food with.
Antinous was a pain in the ass, yes. But Telemachus was getting desperate! That’s why he was having those dreams, right?!
…Right…? ’«__________