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Clumsy as You've Been by pommedepersephone for Linorien
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies)
27 Dec 2025
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"I may have been hurtful. The topic of anniversaries may—may have come up. I may have said— I said I was not sure what the protocol was for gift giving on… on a one-year-fucking anniversary?” Q cringes. Eve looks horrified.
Where Q realises he's been in Real Relationship with James Bond only after nearly blowing it to bits, and now must woo Bond as he deserves.
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We should kiss like real people do-Q x Male Reader by MangaBitch
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies)
03 Oct 2025
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A queer compilation of Q/male reader as private husbands/boyfriends while working at M16. The descent from obvious crush into lovers.
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After enough collective trauma and emotional drama to sink a Q Branch-built battleship, Bond and Q are finally married and can live happily ever after… right?
What happens when two becomes three and our idiots in love have to take on the hardest mission of all - parenting.
This can be read as a standalone or as a sequel to the ‘On the Bench’ series (you can happily jump right in here with or without reading the series).
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James wasn’t sure how he got away from the island. The island on which he should have died. On which he’d been willing to die. To save the only two people he loved. To save them from the danger he’d become.
It hadn’t been Madeleine’s voice which had saved him. The memories of the words that had made him leave the island in the end came back days later, when James slowly but surely was recovering from his several injuries.
Maybe it was Q’s insistent voice. He was used to listening to him, after all.
Or maybe it was Q’s little slip. I won’t let you leave me, he’d said.
It would take James a long time to come to the realization about what made him fight for his life in the end.After the events in No Time To Die, James leaves the island and saves his own life. He's devastated that he can never touch his family again. Never see them without being a danger. During his recovery, he's staying with Q. Can the younger man make him realize that there are still things worth living for, after all? - 00Q
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Q’s life takes a brutal turn when he receives an unexpected diagnosis, forcing him into a battle with his own mind and body. Along the way, he finds an unexpected ally in Alec Trevelyan, who keeps Q anchored as he confronts mortality, vulnerability, and suspicion.
As more questions about Q's condition emerge, they're drawn into an investigation that will test Q's resilience and his loyalty in ways he couldn't foreseen. -
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My 2024 submissions for the MI6 Cafe's Last Drabble Writer Standing competition.
Week 1: FAKE
Q never was any good at keeping the things he was fond of alive.Week 2 : Image prompt of a train
“We can pretend you never said it, but I’d rather not, if it is all the same to you.”Week 3: A work tied to a Bond book or movie
"I’ve seen flagrant infidelities patched up, I’ve seen crimes and even murder forgiven by the other party... But never the death of common humanity in one of the partners. I have called it the Law of the Quantum of Solace." - Ian Fleming, Quantum of SolaceWeek 4: Use the phrase "One nice evening before ___"
When Bond comes crashing back into Q’s life (and date night) after disappearing, the welcome he gets isn't the welcome he expected at all.Series
- Part 4 of MI6 Cafe Prompts and Challenges
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Eve smirked at him. “Do you want to talk about it?”
”About what?”
”It’s obvious you have feelings for him.” She grinned like a cheshire cat. “You should tell him.”
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- Part 5 of The Lucky Ship Wheel
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Q and Eve knew each other long before any of them made it into MI6.
Q helped her out then. He'd never expected she'd have a chance to return the favour. -
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Q had always known that in his line of work, it wasn’t advisable to fall in love. Too many things were speaking against it, for example all the secrets he had to keep. He could never be completely honest with a partner. He'd tried dating, but it never worked out.
Then, one day, James Bond returned from the dead and Q didn’t even think of dating anymore. There simply wasn’t time with all the chaos 007 caused. That he was slowly but surely falling in love with the secret agent didn't make anything easier.This is a story that follows Q and James through their lives, starting at the moment they first met in the National Gallery. - 00Q
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- Part 2 of Tales from the Mark/Rexverse
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An Agent's Biohazard by BeanNighe
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
01 Jan 2024
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“And our informant?” Other than the three of them and the boy, who is now staring back, Bond doesn’t see anyone else in the shop.
The man pauses. “What do you two know about Uroboros?”
The sudden change of subject pulls Bond away from the staring contest he's having with the kid. “Not much to be honest. Based on the report it's mostly just rumors. Something about visions of a doomsday project.”
“Doomsday sounds about right.”
“And it is far from rumor 007.” A small accented voice interrupts their conversation and all three turn back to the boy. “You would know that if you actually finished reading my report instead of skimming it. But I suppose that’s too much to ask for from a field agent isn’t it.”
It's then that the Double 0 sees it. Twirling in between small fingers, is a glittery green pen.
“You’ve got to be shitting me.”
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Q does something stupid and gets himself abducted. Bond is the one who comes to the rescue. After that, things become funny between them.
Bond is a big bad sulk, and Q is a cute little lamb. It's a love story, of course."Q pushed him to his humane side; too often, Bond, who used to following the path of savagery, wanted to resist it. By far, it’d been the hardest challenge of his life – to yield to Q just like Q yielded to him. Not blindly; with great difficulty, pain and fear, but also with great desire and intent."
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Mark and Debbie are powerless to stop Nolan’s abuse. So Invincible takes his anger out on the villain of the week.
The people around him have some concerns.
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- Part 1 of The Hell House
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“I never have more than one drink before dinner. But I do like that one to be large and very strong and very cold and very well-made.“ -James Bond
“Do they do mudslides here?” -Q
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James and Q’s first trip away as a couple! That’s going to be cute and a little bit smutty, right? Right, but also a blast (or two) from the past may just throw a spanner in the romantic works.
In which James is a slutty (and jealous) beach James, Q swims angstily, and a suspicious manatee appears.
Can be read as part of the ‘On the Bench’ series or as a standalone work.
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- Part 4 of On the Bench.
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Secret Weapon by pickledpascal
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond - Ian Fleming, daniel craig - Fandom
14 Mar 2023
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Ezra Wayne used to be a legendary MI6 agent with stories built up around his name and status. One that James Bond hadn't had the pleasure of meeting. At least, not before he is shot and presumed dead until he washed up on the sandy beaches of Wayne's island paradise.
Nursing the agent back to health brings back memories he'd rather had left buried. And gifts him the worst few weeks of his entire life. So much for leading a normal life with pina coladas and sun burn. Back to the world of gunshot wounds and almost bleeding to death as you beg for a swift end at the very least.
[ezra wayne and alix wayne are my original characters!! <3]
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- Part 9 of Daniel Craig
- Part 1 of Secret Weapon
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It was like slow motion, he thought, the minutes passing by like hours.
Q and James are meant to be having their first proper date at the MI6 Christmas party, but James doesn't turn up! Then Q finds out why he isn't there....
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Q-branch were like ducklings, and him, a mother duck. Following him, coming to him with teacups and questions, hell, one even bought him a cheap little "Worlds Best Branch Leader" mug, and he had to turn away to hide the tears of joy and pride in his eyes.
And it was into that mug that Q was pouring himself a new cup of tea. It steamed in his hand, and he took a sip despite the way it burned his tongue. The pain in his mouth briefly distracted him from the pain in his chest. Mixing in a couple cubes of sugar, he left to sit back at his desk, setting the mug beside the-Other... One.
Where the hell was that mug? Q was positive he hadn't moved it. The small one, with a chip on the handle where he'd normally put his thumb- What the fuck?
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i'll be there for you by wearenotdoinggethelp
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), Sherlock (TV)
25 Jun 2022
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A selection of stories from the Call Me Q universe- mainly centring around Q's life before 6, and his friends.
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- Part 6 of call me q
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james and q act like a married couple — that’s possibly because they are