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    "You listened to my tale of Theseus…you didn’t learn from it, but you listened, so let me share another myth.” He looks back at Pandora’s Vault, eyes sad and heavy.
    “It’s older than Theseus’ story, and instead of a hero it’s about a Titan, one who risked it all for the people he loved…Prometheus.”

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    When Techno escapes, Sam doesn't listen to Dream's pleas and tells Quackity that Dream is still trapped within the prison. Quackity makes the most of the time he has left.

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    There was once a time when gods walked the earth side by side with mortals, before the windy periods. The wind was a hard thing to control, needing constant care and attention. The breezes grew dull and uninteresting, there wasn’t a single spirit attached to the tides of air that rolled across the Earth.

    The pantheon came to a unanimous decision, each coming upon their own terms that they would simply just ignore the winds. So the gods left it alone, eventually ceasing to will the breezes in and out. Unfortunately, to create a new deity to take care of the winds, a soul would be needed. A soul of someone who died too soon. Four souls across the centuries seemed to fit this description.

    A man just wanting to protect his home
    A child soldier captured and forced to fight in an arena
    An apprenticed scribe, fighting to see the sun the next morning
    A street rat abandoned by the people who were supposed to love him the most

    By fate or fortune, these four souls found themselves back from the gentle hold of death, finding new life as their souls were repurposed to create the Anemoi: the four winds.

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    Techno groaned, staring at the list in his hands.

    Phil grinned at him. “Oh, come on, mate, it’s just a quick shopping trip,”

    “Phil, you know I hate this kinda stuff. Why can’t you go?” Techno stared at the elytrian with a frown.

    “Because I have to watch the little brat. If I went, Tommy wouldn’t let me go until I also dragged him with me, which would then lead to him wanting to buy everything he touches.”

    Techno raised an eyebrow and crossed his arms. “And what makes you think he’s not gonna do the same with me?”

    “Because you’re going right now.”

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    Phil forces Techno to go shopping, much to Techno's demise. Techno decides that if he has to suffer, someone might as well suffer with him. And who'd be a better candidate than his lovely neighbor, Wil?

    (TwinsDuo Week Modern AU)

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    “Answer me,” Quackity grit out.

    Wilbur’s lip quirked. “Why?” He questioned, leaning closer. “Why do you want to know so badly? It doesn’t matter to you. You don’t give a shit.”

    “Because, Wilbur,” Quackity spat, grabbing him by the jaw and yanking him so close their noses were touching, so close that Wilbur forgot how to breathe from the mere proximity. “You are mine. Nobody gets to hurt you except me. Got that?”

    Wilbur stayed silent, his words balled up in his throat like a hairball. His eyes flicked down to Quackity’s lips.

    “Look at me,” Quackity demanded, tone sharp.

    Wilbur couldn’t help but listen, couldn’t help but want for a little bit of comfort after everything, couldn’t help but want something serene, a safe haven, anything to get him away from the gaping hole in his chest where his heart once was.

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    or; Wilbur gets hurt. This time around, there's someone to help him.

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    When flowers fell you were free.

    When flowers fell I became trapped.

    When flowers fall, no one will ever be free again.

    ༺❀༻

    Tommy love's Techno, Techno loves Tommy

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    I miss him so much

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    Technoblade wasn’t sure what he was expecting when he saw the distant black and white figure approaching, but it wasn’t this.

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    Literally all those cave-in fics I've read but 4/4 SBI. If this gets like two or three kudos (I have problems, don't I?) I'll add more chapters.
    -Sneakpeek-
    I turned to look up at the ceiling. "Uhm, guys?"
    "Yea?" Techno says as he turns to me. Phil and Wilbur turn to me too. I point up.
    "Uh oh. Try not to wake them up. Looks like they're perched on-" Phil starts before Wilbur interrupts.
    "They're sitting on stalactites?" The bats wake up for seemingly no reason. (Definitely not because the author of this fic decided that one of the bats got on her nerves....) It definitely was very loose stalactites. With the scurry and frantic stampede of bats, the rocks start tumbling down on top of our heads.

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    "What's his name?" Wilbur asked because of course he asked, because he was himself, absolutely unable to sense that very serious negotiations were taking place right next to him. Techno was eager to kick him for it.

    Phil, on the other hand, smiled broadly.

    "Tommy," he said, and oh, Techno didn't like that tone a lot, that note of affection, as if by some miracle he had already attached himself to the baby before he saw it in front of his eyes. It couldn't be worse. "He's six."

    Ah. So it was worse.

     

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    Techno never wanted another brother.
    And he's about to make it everyone's problem.

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    “Tommy…..”
    “Tommy…”
    “Tommy…”
    “Tom!” He jolted awake with a snort. Where was he again? He opened his eyes begrudgingly to be met with a green haired man wearing a black face mask standing outside the opened car door. Oh, right, Sam was driving, no wonder he fell asleep, Sam drove like a grandma. A very tired, paranoid one.
    “Christ big man I’m up, where's the fire?” He grumbled jokingly, voice still slightly slurred and gravelly with sleep as he rubbed his eyes with the heel of his hand.
    “Tommy, I have been trying to wake you up for fifteen minutes!” Sam half shouts.
    “Sorry?” He tries, getting an exasperated sigh in return.
    “Come on Toms, hopefully this house is the last one, I have high hopes for it.”
    Right, we were driving to house seven.

    or, Tommy has gone through six houses in his foster career, and now he was sat in a car outside of house seven. It was a new city, new people, maybe this one would be different. How hard could it be to hide the fact he wasn't human?

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    1,134
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    Tommy has been captured for a while now, but the Antarctic Empire can’t do anything to help the winged boy.

     

    I’m mostly actually just testing out AO3 to see how it works, cause I’m new to the platform. This is a legitimate story, but not my best effort.

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    (A post apocalyptic AU that doesn't follow canon like. At all. Sbi is in here tho)
    Did Technoblade mean to find a sixteen year old kid in his bunker? No. Did Technoblade mean to go on a journey with said child to bring him back home? No. Did Techno-I-hate-people-with-a-burning-passion-loner-man-blade mean to start caring about another person after like six years of being alone? No. Did all of that happen anyway? Yes. Yes it did. On to L'Manburg they go, I guess.

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    •••
    But still, it remains the one rule of the world, that everything must one day come to an end. Days finish as the sun sets, nights come to their completion when the sun rises. Kingdoms die with time, and rust covers their once polished steel. Mountains crumble and fall to make way for fields, which, as is destined for everything, will disappear as well.
    •••

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    “Tell me a story, tell me a story!”

    Techno scowled at the boy. “A story?” He grunted in piglin.

    Michael nodded vigorously, his little ears flopping up and down. His eye was wide and shown brightly in childish excitement. The baby piglin turned and clambered onto his bed, pulling the blankets up onto his lap. He turned to Techno expectantly.

    “You want me to tell you a story?”

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    Technoblade, patron of the blood god, messed up.

    Normally, when he ate people, it wasn’t a problem.

    But, ah.

    How should he say this?

    He ate a serial killer, and that murder is getting attention.

    TLDR;
    Techno blade eats a serial killer, and chat is also the blood god.

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    To be of or relating to heaven.
    Is that what Tommy is?
    That doesn’t sound right.
    [DISCONTINUED]

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    Sir Billiam III successfully robs the small western town of their gold. And a child?

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    How Philza, Techno, Wilbur and Tommy come into godhood.

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    God of Chaos and Mass Destruction Tommy Has a Temper Tantrum and his brother, God of Serenity Wilbur, has to calm him down before he completely destroys the SMP

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    Dream is homeless, he likes it that way

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    techno and dream having a short talk.

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