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    Every breath was a battle. Your nose was a completely blocked, useless appendage, forcing you to breathe through your mouth, which had dried out into a stale, cottony wasteland. You tried to sniff, a desperate, hopeful attempt to clear a single nostril, but it only resulted in a loud, wet, and wholly ineffective sound that echoed in the quiet room. A dull, throbbing ache had taken up permanent residence behind your eyes, pulsing in time with your heartbeat. Your throat was raw, each swallow feeling like you were trying to gulp down shattered glass.

    You shifted, trying to find a cool spot on the pillow, but your entire body was a mess of conflicting temperatures. One moment you were burning up, kicking the heavy quilts off with a frustrated groan. The next, a bone-deep chill would wrack your frame, sending you scrambling to pull the blankets back up to your chin, shivering uncontrollably. The fine linen of your nightclothes was stuck to your skin with a clammy, unpleasant sweat.

    ;; re - basically, different genshin men x gn!reader and how they would react to reader getting sick ^^

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    "Till death do us part,
    they say.

    I say,
    I will love you till this life to the next.
    And if next life won’t grace me with you,
    I will still love you till the next one,
    and the next, and the next,
    Till death finally give up on us."
    — cynthia go // Till death give up on us [62/365]

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    Join Xiao, the overworked depressed retail worker as he navigates through the holiday season!

    Come for the chaos, stay for the depression! We also have:

    An overworked Jean! (Gotta keep her overworked in every universe!)
    Itto as your regular overly positive manager, with Thoma as his willing (?) sidekick!
    Venti, the resident shit disturber who has multiple HR complaints against him (but he's the best sales associate, so we let it slide)
    Ajax, overworked, underpaid, and a man who may commit murder if he is roped into doing another cell phone activation at the counter!

    And joining the retinue are the seasonals:

    Ororon, a sales associate that refuses to learn anything! (yet still gets the sale and no complaints)
    Kazuha, who's just here to chill. Seriously, that's the shtick.
    Gaming, an overactive gremlin here to cause trouble (and maybe steal the heart of the resident grump)

    *NOTE: Some events and asides are based in reality. I'm pulling from both now and the decade I have of working retail.

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    Xiao allowed the memories to overflow his mind’s eye. Although calling them memories was a stretch. The merciless march of time had eroded much of his past. All that remained were merely impressions; flashes of childhood sensations, stitched together into a coherent story.

    After a difficult month, Xiao succumbs to a deep slumber in which he'll navegate through lost memories in order to understand and find the moment that spark his wish. But what does it mean all of them are related to the Anemo Archon, and the unlikely (almost blasphemous) bond between them?

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    If Jean and Diluc had been told that they'd be spending the summer unravelling a secret deep within their small university town, they would have shaken their heads crisply and said no, thank you. Unfortunately, a chance encounter at the pub with a boy who lives in an abandoned castle soon leads them on a wild adventure to uncover the secrets behind the castle and the possible cryptid named Venti.

    Or: A castle, a conundrum, and a crew of undergraduates trying to figure out the walking mystery that is their newest drinking buddy.

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    The prophecy is over, Furina is now free to pursue any dream or freedom she wishes, she longs to see if an ancient promise made 500 years ago still holds true, and if the one who promised her even still remembers.

    Barbatos drank for many reasons, one for the death of his greatest friends, and another to drown out the cries of a very close and very dear friend that was trapped in a guilded cage, at least until the cage finally was broken.

    The citizens find that the prophecy has passed and Neuvillette is the hero, but some how Furina is still alive, despite getting the death sentence, they are not happy that the "fake archon" and the "traitor" has survived completely ignorant to the sacrifice their archon made for them, they wont be for long.

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    Kaeya is missing — on his birthday, no less. Jean is sick with worry, while Diluc insists there’s nothing to be concerned about. Still, she drags him along on the search regardless. But what they eventually discover shocks them both to their core.

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    What happens if you brought a celestial twink from Mondstadt in Greek Mythology?

    Absolute chaos of course.

    —–·

    Venti was just minding his business, when a portal suddenly appeared and dragged him to another world. His new destination? Falling face first on the ship where Odysseus was in.

    "What the fuck."

    Same disbelief was accompanied by shock, and the other crew members speaking.

    "Ehehe... Sooo.. Uh, just- you're friendly, neighborhood Bard! Yep.. Yep, that's me," Venti said, giving a thumbs up accompanied by a playful wink.

    "Ordinary Bard at your service!" He added with a bow, placing one hand over his chest, the other behind his back as he placed one of his leg behind the other.

    "A Bard.. Just.. Doesn't fall out from the sky." Odysseus bluntly stated.

    "..."

    "..."

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    Basically the Archon’s on Crack

    🫶🫶🫶🫶

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    Aether has created: Once Upon a

    Aether has added: Venti, Childe, Heizou, Scaramouche, and Dahlia

     

    Heizou: bruh why isnt the title finished

     

    Aether: because fuck you and your wack ass haircut

     

    Heizou: D:

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    Have you ever gone to ancient ruins to reminisce over the distant past, only to later find that a tyrant you overthrew is somehow alive again except in the form of a wind wisp?

     

    …Likely not, but for Venti that's exactly what happened during this Windblume Festival. He'll definitely need more than a few drinks to handle this.

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    Lord Barbatos, God of freedom and the wind, stuck in a cage and unable to escape.
    How embarrassing.

    (Venti gets turned into a bird and through an unfortunate string of events, is stuck under the watch of a certain funerary consultant.)

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    "Khaenri'ah was cursed. That's a fact of life. Everything born in Khaenri'ah is born from the Abyss. Plain and simple." Dainsleif hissed out.
    "But Kaeya-"
    "Half-Bloods have it worse, Master Ragnvindr."
    ...oh.
    Diluc was a fool to think Kaeya was the exception.
    ---
    A series of moments, across a lifetime, that a curse bears witness to as it's cage begins to break.

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    Alatus was a bird with clipped wings, abused and tortured by the goddess of dreams.
    Until one day a certain god of contracts slays the cruel goddess and gives alatus a new name, a new identity, a new purpose.

    Alatus did not think much of it. All gods were cruel after all, it did not matter which god he served.

    He definitely did not expect to gain a new perspective of this endless life of his, not to mention a somewhat chaotic self-made family and perhaps a gentle lover?

    Or: A long winded Xiao/Zhongli fic with found family and lots of angst on the side~

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    "You don't lose friends, because real friends can never be lost. You lose people masquerading as friends, and you're better for it." --Mandy Hale

    High school should be a walk in the park! None of that crazy stuff that happens in movies is actually real. At least, most of it isn't. Venti is confident that he can balance his (virtually nonexistent) romantic life, grades, and hobbies. It's also a lot easier as long as he's got his friends by his side.

    ...as long as he's got his friends by his side.

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    “Aw, does that mean you aren’t friendly with exorcists, then?”

    “I wish death upon them all. I would enact it myself if I could stomach going anywhere near them for even the briefest period of time.”

    “I see,” says Venti. He observes as Xiao takes another swing from his wine glass with an uncharacteristic enthusiasm. "So then what’s the deal with that exorcist kid?"

    Venti watches, captivated, as Xiao chokes violently mid-drink, tries to suppress his coughing, and proceeds to set down his glass guardedly, in some truly misguided attempt at nonchalance. "...I have no idea what you're talking about."

    "Ah. Well, my mistake, then!"

    or

    Chongyun blacks out for half a week during a particularly unfortunate yang episode, and wakes up in Mondstat. Needless to say, these are not the ideal conditions under which he would've preferred to reconvene with his former, highly-esteemed (adeptus) mentor.

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    She wakes to the caustic tang of salt on the wind; he wakes to the pungent stench of fear in the air.
    Lumine expects only a long, uncertain search for her brother. Venti expects only another disaster to untangle.
    Neither anticipates the upheavals, betrayals, and quiet moments that will bind them; nor the slow, steady warmth that begins to feel like home.

    A tale of how Lumine and Venti crash into each other’s orbits… and slowly, inevitably, choose to stay. And with that choice, things shift and unravel. Follows the game’s story quests, with rewrites for continuity and character depth; mostly lore-compliant and canon-aligned. Focus will be on Lumine and Venti's growing bond, and how that might alter the way they interact with the world around them.

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    Lumine: IT’S NOT A BOMB

    Lumine: I PROMISE IT’S NOT A BOMB

    Ningguang: Then what is it?

    Lumine: Phone.

    Ningguang: That answers none of my questions.

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    Venti finds out he has merch as Barbatos, and it's all so weird…, and then he has a wicked idea. Chaos Venti is a gremlin. Diluc has nightmares, Kaeya knows all the worst things and Jean has a secret collection that she shares with Lisa.

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    Five times everyone in Mondstadt thought Diluc and Venti were dating (due to suspicious laundry habits, unsolicited poetry, mistaken produce diplomacy, balcony catches, and Kaeya’s meddling). And one time Diluc finally admitted that the mistake wasn’t really a mistake at all.

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