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Technoblade grants wishes. One winter season, he's summoned to grant the wish of a child, and discovers that more time has passed than he thought. Hopefully an old friend of his can help him grant this wish before Christmas arrives and his time runs out.
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The Bird and the Boar by gnorpgnap for CreepyTieuuu
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
09 Dec 2025
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Technoblade was a year away from finally being free from the games, but when the 74th Hunger Games reaping takes an unexpected turn, Techno’s impulsive decision to volunteer to save Tommy’s best friend backfires when Tommy’s name is reaped next. Mentoring them is Philza Craft along with Kristin Rosasles as an escort.
or a sbi hunger games au
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Accidentally Co-Parenting A Mortal by Traveling_Void
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
09 Dec 2025
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What exactly are you supposed to do when your son awakens an old forgotten god that also happens to be a little insane and doesn't understand civilization has expanded?
One might kill the god or shoo him off or SOMETHING. But noooooooo, your kid goes and gets attached to the psycho so now you have to live with the dude and keep him from committing illegal acts and teaching your son bad habits.
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Tommy wakes the Blood God, Technoblade, and now Philza has to deal with the consequences. -
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She’s the most beautiful thing Philza has ever seen.
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A meeting fic between Philza and Kristin, and Phil and Techno, and the adventures that occur in their long newfound immortal life together. Two queerplatonic partners try to raise two children in a hellish world, protecting them from the world's horrors.
This story begins right at the beginning from Phil's teen days, and ends far in the future.This fic is new and will be updated regularly!
(I don't support any of the CC's in this fic, this is entirely characters only so just enjoy it for what it is!)
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- 1/?
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Scared Of What You Don’t Know by Kimorrow_The_Ghostie
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
07 Dec 2025
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What if the button didn’t work? What happens when Wilbur Soot presses that button on November 16th and nothing happens? How will one tiny thing affect the rest of his story?
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Fanfic author Technoblade has been pre-writing and is excited to start posting his whumptober longfic, his trusty beta Philza at his side. Unfortunately for his posting schedule, the Ao3 author's curse hits him hard, fast, and with an intensity never before seen. Really it's starting to seem like he's cursed.
Does this mean that he gives up posting his fic?
Nah nah nah nah nah he's got this handled. Don't even worry about it. Chapters will be posted come hell, high water, hospital visit, house invasions, eviction, mob action, emergency road trip, or kidnapping. Technoblade never dies, and he never misses an update.
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BUGNOBLADE !! Oh, and cowboy philza. Heh. Also this is gonna get real fucky wucky soon. ALSO SO SORRY FOR IT BEING A WIP IM JUST BUSY
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Cultivation Protocol by DefaultNPC (nat1nightmare)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
30 Nov 2025
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Technoblade and Philza Minecraft get Isekai'd into the world of Modao Zushi on the edge of a battle during the war against the Wen clan.
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Something a Little Stronger by Anarchy_and_Piglins for Mikes_on_prometheus
Fandoms: Dream SMP
30 Nov 2025
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After finding out Techno has never consumed any alcohol, his friends Phil and Niki decide to fix that by hitting a bar with him after work. Techno agrees, because it sounds like a good time. And it is, until something unfortunate happens at the end of the night.
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Wilbur was having a shitty life.
He drinks to cope.
APPARENTLY THAT AIN'T ACCEPTABLE IN SOCIETY???
...Damn.
Anyway, this bartender is real nosy.or, When a certain piglin comes into Wilbur's life as he drinks his woes away, he can't help but be a little wary. Did I mention he's drunk for like 72% of all of this?
title from "Dear Theodosia" from Hamilton
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- Part 2 of A Play-Through Of Demise
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(Why) Didn't You Trust Me. by Hawkflame999
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Origins SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), QSMP | Quackity SMP
24 Nov 2025
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Technoblade gets hit a little badly and finally gets dragged to the doctor by the others (the war resolved itself somehow).
They end up finding something that he never told anyone- not the wolves, but the old injury.Philza is Not Happy.
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or, Phil finds out about the freak leg.
And freaks out like any good big brother.Techno, stop having trust issues, you little feral child.
(This can technically be read as a standalone oneshot, but it's part of a series, but it's Philza's perspective soo uhh yeah Phil don't know bout the wolves does he.)
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The birth of either a new chaotic being or a lovely peace
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A Heart Softened Towards You—Or, Close Enough by floristkills for Mikes_on_prometheus
Fandoms: SMPEarth, Dream SMP
12 Nov 2025
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The Antine and Arctic Empires have stood as long and strong as any other kingdom worth their weight in gold. Just as they always have been, they are ruled by the preordained royals. The near unlimited power of those on the throne. Technoblade, as the crown price of the Arctic Empire, knows those facts intimately. And he was quite looking forwards to the prospect of it as his father's health declined.
Until his father suddenly removed his status as the heir in favor of his uncle. And then immediately died. It makes the funeral quite the dreary event for Techno, to say the least.
Luckily, his compatriot, and arguable only friend, King Philza is there to offer him some perspective. And perhaps a path back to power, if in a unconventional and possibly fraud-filled way. If it's necessary to regain his crown, then Techno will say "I do."
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The fake marriage au where Techno schemes his way into power, Phil gets to keep his secret girlfriend, and no one falls in love. Unless you count the love of friendship! And indescribable violence.
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The house was still quiet when Techno woke up, pushing himself upright and grabbing his glasses off the small side table. Judging by the light, it was a decent ways into the morning, though it was still raining. Despite the silence, the house smelled of baking bread, and he could have sworn that he’d only pulled one blanket over himself last night, and now there were two. “Hello?” he said to the air. “Good mornin’?”
Something clattered in the kitchen.
Or: traveller Technoblade has found a very strange house.
For day 4 of Techza & Emduo Spooky Week: Cottage!
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- Part 21 of Challenge Works
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Created by Death by Schinn
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
18 Oct 2025
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Philza(a civillian) dies while trying to help MissTrixtin(Goddess of Death) in a battlefield. His fate was originally not dying but trying to help a stranger killed him. The Goddess of Death takes pity on him and to avoid any trouble, she resurrects him in the underworld(NOT the Nether) so he isn't technically alive. Philza has lost his memory after his resurrection, but he falls in love with Trixtin. Trixtin thinks Philza is cute.
The animatic that inspired me to write this:
-Creature by WolfyTheWitch- Language:
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Techno probably should've waited for Phil before entering a sealed temple, but he didn't. Now he has voices in his head and a blind god to help. He should've waited...
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- Part 16 of Whumptober 2025
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Kristin never expected to become The Lady when she inherited her father's company, Styx Industries. She never expected to move from weapons production to clean energy and safe tech. She never expected to fall in love with a strange man and have a child who would get powers at fourteen or to save said child later. But well... look at where she is now.
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AKA: Kristin is Tony Stark+Pepper Potts but much better, Phil is from a cult, and Tommy is Theseus (Spider-Man)Series
- Part 15 of Whumptober 2025
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Like a wave that crashed and melted on the shore by Elidocor
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
13 Oct 2025
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As Phil looks back, he sees Technoblade resurfacing again, but this time the mer isn't looking at him, but rather somewhere to his left. Techno reaches out and pulls something out of the water. Then Phil is face to face with a mer, but a small and grumpy one.
This must be what the merfolk calls a pup, a child of their species. Said pup is currently pouting at him, while being held under his arms by Techno.
"Phil, meet Theseus, my son," the older mer announces proudly, which leaves Phil's brain lagging to catch up with the information. The man thought that if his friend had a child, it would have somehow came up in their conversations. After all, when kids take up the majority of your time, it's hard not to mention them to others.
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Or: mer Techno surprises his human friend Phil by introducing him to his little mer son Theseus
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- Part 4 of Eli's dadnoblade addiction
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was he truly angry? After the years of on and off disappearances why now would it bother him, why now could he not remember it all. What had happened that his mind so cruelly would deny him the knowledge. Was it worth knowing? He did not forget often but when he did it was to spare himself the grief. Was it grief? Had he done something to him?
He needed to find him to remember what happened to know he was not truly the monster everyone thought he was.
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Tommy didn't mean to get separated from his class, but he did... and now he's standing in front of Technoblade, otherwise known as The Blood God... his favorite hero!
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- Part 7 of Whumptober 2025