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    Michael Afton falls in a ball pit while trying to put his father down for good.
    When the hell did he wake up in the the 1950s and become William Afton's imaginary friend?

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    Michael Afton accidentally travels back in time and tries to stop his father from becoming the man behind the slaughter.
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    CONTENT WARNING: This fic gets very dark at times. Though there are definitely fun, light moments, the dark stuff can get graphic/explicit. This includes instances of: Child abuse, abuse, neglect, suicide ideation, suicide attempts, panic attacks, self-harm, dissociation, depressive episodes, graphic violence, murder, manic episodes, (drug-induced) hallucinations, depictions of PTSD, depression, anxiety, BPD and bipolar disorder, (reference to (but never depicted)) grooming, as well as use of drugs and alcohol, and explicit language. Please proceed w/ this information.

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    Erebor holds a masquerade ball. Another thinly veiled attempt by Dis to get him to find his One. Despite her good intentions, Thorin sees this as a pointless endeavor. He has no One. Little does he know that things have been put in motion far beyond his understanding that may lead to this being the most memorable masquerade ball of his life.

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    16 Dec 2025

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    In the silence after the battle all Bilbo Baggins has is time.

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    For the past few months Bilbo's been feeling not quite himself, his anxiety seeming to grow all that much worse every day; he blames it on the harsh mountain seasons, Thorin thinks it's something else. And well, it's certainly not the weather that ends up making Bilbo come to his senses in the middle of a crowded hall, blood covering his hands and familiar faces staring back at him in horror.

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    AKA. Everyone's favorite "no one died during the battle of five armies and Thilbo is canon" trope but somewhere along the way The Ring causes Bilbo to go just a little, tiny bit crazy

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    ‘We may have won the battle, but I fear the war with winter is just beginning.’

    The aftermath of war is no laughing matter. Those who died must be honoured, those who are wounded must be healed, and those who remain need food and clothing, peace and sanctuary. With Thorin's life hanging in the balance, it is up to Bilbo and the rest of the Company to rule the rag-tag remnants of Erebor in his place.

    Then there is the matter of the gold...

    Can Bilbo save both king and kingdom, or is Erebor destined to fall deeper into ruin?

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    16 Nov 2025