DevourerOfStoriesAndGarlic
Fandoms
- Minecraft (Video Game) (24)
- Video Blogging RPF (11)
- Subnautica (Video Game) (5)
- Dream SMP (3)
- Vampires SMP (2)
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Cure Book 4/3 by DevourerOfStoriesAndGarlic
Fandoms: Vampires SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
10 Dec 2025
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Martyn set the cure book on the table for the militia to examine. Number 4 of 3, Retribution. A way to force vampires to accept the cure and become human again. But was it like the others? Did they need to kill the Sire first in order for it to work or could they save their friends without having to take down Scott?
They’d need a test subject.
An Unwilling one
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This Might As Well Happen Too by DevourerOfStoriesAndGarlic
Fandoms: Vampires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Phasmophobia (Video Game)
09 Nov 2025
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“Ha! I don’t just give things away for free, and I’m tired of being seen as a last option. Now that the beacons aren’t trapping us in Oakhurst, I’m done giving my fledglings a chance to run off.”
“Well, I’m not one of your fledglings, I’m still human.”
“You’re the one who decided to pretend you were my fledgling, now you’ve got to deal with the consequences. Both good and bad.” Scott’s eyes fade from red to blue, his pupils are still thin, keeping the expression from looking quite human, and his smile softens. “Come along now doctor, let’s explore this strange land we’ve found ourselves in.”
With that, Scott releases Legs and turns on his heel, walking out of the ruined factory. Leaving the metal door open as he disappears into the alley without looking back.
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Tommy is pushed too far while in exile and decides to end it himself. By taking his final canon life…
But after falling from his dirt tower Tommy wakes up in the nether. He doesn’t remember how he got here, Dream destroyed the closest portal ages ago! And there’s something off about this place, something is wrong with the coding and the magic…
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Spoils Of War: Past Possibilities by DevourerOfStoriesAndGarlic
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
06 Feb 2025
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What if Kristin came home instead of dying in a duel against Technoblade? What if Wilbur fought back against Niki before he was chained in the cart? What if Tommy never left the safe house and the empire scouts still found them? What if Phil met an injured Technoblade when he was a teenager and nursed him back to health?
Basically, a whole lot of "what ifs?" connected to the main story. Things that could have happened if the story played out differently.
Edit: will be picking a new starting point for the main story from these. Eventually…
Under strong consideration for new starting point
Ch 1 What if Kristin Came home?
Ch 4 What if Evil Kristin?
Ch 6 What if Phil was Already Sick When the Empire found them?
Series
- Part 3 of Brute Piglin Avian Family
- Part 1 of Possibilities Continued Beyond One Chapter
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Where Things End by DevourerOfStoriesAndGarlic
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
13 Jan 2025
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Their expedition to the End was only supposed to last a week, maybe two if the team decided to push it, but when has anything in Quackity’s life ever gone right? Violent particle storms have them separated far from the End Weather Station. With only a few scattered com calls making it through to Fundy to the other researchers know his team is still alive.
At least first contact with the Elytrian’s didn’t end in everyone’s death?
A lot has happened. Between Squidkid’s potato “war” and the flock letting the team take shelter on their island, Quackity is hesitantly willing to call them friends. But something itches at the back of his head, an instinct that screams they’re Not Safe. To RUN. Even though there’s nowhere to run to
(Summary will probably change again, just can’t think of the right words)
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- Part 4 of Welcome to The End
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Three Inches To The Left. It Doesn’t Seem Like Much, But When Reaching A Crossroad It Changes The Destination by DevourerOfStoriesAndGarlic
Fandom: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Minecraft (Video Game), Phasmophobia (Video Game), Vampires SMP
10 Dec 2025
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Like written on the back of the box. This is vampires SMP but the rules of the world were a little bit different. Just a *tad* more realistic and after episode 5 nothing is the same
Pyro didn’t turn anyone, his baby fangs were too under developed. So basically he just mauled Shelby and Cleo, then Scott fully turned them to keep them from dying.
Scott was being driven to turn people rather than kill them by the beacons, that were messing with his vampiric instincts. This feeling only got stronger the longer he went in the week without turning someone.
Owen was also affected by the beacons but his own self hatred and disgust with humanity kept him from acting on it. Only making him more irritable with time. Getting a brief release from these affects whenever Scott turned a new fledgling and the beacon stopped messing with his instincts
Everyone got a BIT more time to develop and interact than in the SMP, but they were still on a time crunch because of Scott being driven to turn people and the added stress/fear of realizing they were trapped in Oakhurst by some creepy magic
It all ends in another world, where they have to deal with the most horrifying thing of all. The Permit Office! :P
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Welcome to The End by DevourerOfStoriesAndGarlic
Fandom: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
13 Jan 2025
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I wanted a dark SBI story where the family was complete and the same species from the beginning. No kidnapping of Tommy or Wilbur or Techno or Phil. Mumza being alive and an important part of the story. But who would be the victims of such a dark SBI family?
Quackity, Sapnap, Karl, Slimecicle, and Squidkid of course!
(Series on hold for now until motivation comes back)
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- 8,405
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- 5
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Possibilities Continued Beyond One Chapter by DevourerOfStoriesAndGarlic
Fandom: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
03 Mar 2025
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This is where I’m going to put past possibilities of the Spoils of War universe if I decide to continue them. These are not official rewrites of the first story and even if they are continued somewhat they may not become complete stories. All of these are written for fun
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A collection of different stories with one thing in common, there’s no zombie virus and piglins could come to the overworld and stay
Most stories will not be connected to each other but will include Overworld Piglins, how they interact with overworlders or their nether kin, and how they fit into the world around them. I just love piglins, I think they’re cute and I get so sad that there’s no cure for them in-game when they zombifie
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Living Life On An Ocean Planet When You Hate The Water by DevourerOfStoriesAndGarlic
Fandom: Minecraft (Video Game), Subnautica (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
01 Mar 2024
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HC x DC by Little_Ghoast
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Hermitcraft SMP, Justice League Action (Cartoon), Minecraft (Video Game), Phasmophobia (Video Game)
03 Jun 2025
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Interactions between DC characters (mostly focused on the magical side of the community... okay, mostly Constantine bc he's too tired for the Hermit's zany and chaotic shit) and members of Hermitcraft (mostly focused on the Hermits I have watched).
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Bookmarked by DevourerOfStoriesAndGarlic
11 Sep 2025
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Chronicles of No Good Very Bad Days by EruisaPenguin
Fandom: Naruto (Anime & Manga), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Even If I Fall Into a Ghost Story I Still Have to Go to Work - Baek Deoksoo
19 Sep 2025
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Bookmarked by DevourerOfStoriesAndGarlic
18 Jan 2025
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Fighting all on the same side at last, the past and present members of Konoha's famous Team Seven came within a hairsbreadth of victory in the battle against Kaguya.
Kakashi and Obito sacrificed everything they had and more to snatch one last miracle survival from the jaws of defeat.
Cast adrift in the Warring Clans Era without the guidance of their sensei, Team Seven vows to avenge their teacher. Zetsu's plots would be unravelled, and Kaguya's ambitions would be ground into dust. Team Seven had a vendetta, and the Will of Fire.
Spite was a perfectly acceptable motivation for saving the world.
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- Part 12 of Ideas of March 2018
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- English
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Bookmarked by DevourerOfStoriesAndGarlic
08 Jul 2024
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“Who’s that?”
There is a pause longer than it should’ve taken the other person to realize that the line is free.
“Oh no, they hired a child,” the man says.
“What the fuck?” Tommy sputters, leaning so far on the chair and so suddenly that both of them nearly tumble to the floor. “Fuck you! I'm not a fucking child.”
The radio crackles, and Tommy realizes with a scowl that the man is laughing.
"Finally, they gave me someone fun to work with."
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A tower in the middle of nowhere, little to no contact with the rest of the world, and only the voice of fellow lookout Wilbur in the radio to keep him sane.
Desperate for money, Tommy signs up for a questionable job at Snowchester National Park and soon realizes that solitude is not going to be a problem. He is never alone in those woods.
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Bookmarked by DevourerOfStoriesAndGarlic
16 Feb 2024
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We are the universe. We are everything you think isn't you. by muriers for Onyx_Yo
Fandoms: Dream SMP
30 Dec 2023
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“You know, even when we find him, he’ll probably be different.”
Of course things will never be the same again. Tommy can apparently change the fabric of reality, and there’s an international shadow organization after him. They can’t pretend any longer that there’s no rift in the walls, there’s no turning back.
“Hah, that’s just how it is with kids, isn’t it?” Phil laughs, “They grow up so fast.”
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Or, Phil and Techno’s 100% fun and normal road trip to rescue Tommy, with only the occasional murder.