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Robert rubbed his temples. "Alright, polyamory. But—"
He hesitated.
"How does that work, exactly?"
Malevola sighed—then leaned forward, resting her elbows on her knees. "Alright, dumbass. Basic breakdown. Communication. Honesty. Boundaries."
"But like. I don't get it. You just get to...date and fuck whoever?"
"You're thinking way too black and white, idiot."
Sonar sighed. "That'd be the dream though. Infinite puss."
Malevola ignored him. "It's a lot more complicated than monogamous relationships. It's all about needs, desires, insecurities."
"But people are different. What if it doesn't match up?"
"Then you talk it out. Figure out compromises. Decide if you can meet those needs—or if you aren't compatible."
Robert stared at his phone. His thumb brushed over the background; Visi holding Beef.
"So. Now that we've educated you—what are you gonna do?"
"...I don't know."
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The Z-Team were all bound to be together anyways.
A messy slow burn towards the Z-Team's kitchen table polycule, with fluff, angst, hurt/comfort, & smut along the way!
(HR hates them.)
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- Part 1 of Kitchen Table HR Violation
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10 Dec 2025
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With Proper Guidance, You Too Can be a Hero! by ChickenGoesMoo
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
22 Dec 2025
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Robert Robertson has nothing left but two secrets when his suit is blown sky high.
1. He was Mecha Man. Emphasis on ‘was.’
2. He is an unregistered guide. A powerful one.
And those are unfortunately secrets that are kept by only himself, his childhood babysitter who he doesn’t even talk to anymore, and his father’s killer.
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09 Dec 2025
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Two children, Robert and Janelle, wake up in an alleyway with little idea how they got there. They decide to band together for the sake of their survival. The Z-team eventually find the two, and now they've got to deal with the younger versions of their teammate and dispatcher after they've been struck by a de-aging superpower. But maybe it's a good thing because now these two child soldiers get to experience the childhood they never had.
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Post Canon (Good/everyone is forgiven ending, Coupé was cut and brought back)
Trigger Warning: Violence, blood/injury, child abuse/neglect, mentions of the mob/gangs,- Language:
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08 Dec 2025
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Robertsons didn't have powers. Even the insinuation they needed them always drove his father into a bad mood. No, the Robertson's power was meant to be sheer determination, strength, intelligence. What a shame then that Robert has been born with the most useless and embarrassing one.
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Cat-boy Robert
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06 Dec 2025
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What sane person grows wings as a contingency plan? by Traindweller
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
02 Dec 2025
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Blonde Blazer focused on him with a bittersweet look. Posture weary as her shoulders were slightly slumped into themselves, her hands tightened into fists. "Chase." She sighed. "I was just looking for you. Come in."
They both entered her office, tension settling in the room as she beckoned him to her desk where her computer sat.
"We found Robert."
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Am I going against canon and only going based off the first four episodes? Yes. Do I have a thing for my favourite characters gaining avian-like traits? Absolutely fucking yes.
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03 Dec 2025