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God in your sock drawers by dontrefertome (idkimtired), idkimtired
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
02 Nov 2025
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He's just knocking it back, gratefully taking a swallow, when one of the girls looks up and shrieks NO so loudly he can feel the entire common room turn to look at them. Annie's hands fly to her mouth and all Louis can do is stare at her, cup still in his hand, the taste of something that is decidedly not water in his mouth and all she does is stare back equally in shock, just the two of them, staring at each other.
“Oh my god,” gasps her friend (... Sarah?) who had been staring at her in confusion, “Was that-?”
“It was.”
“Was what?” asks Louis, feeling somewhat panicked.
“Oh my god!” shrieks the third girl, finally clocking, “The love potion.”Or, when Louis accidentally takes a love potion meant to make the taker head over heals for Harry Styles - his long term rival and someone publicly known to hate him, he expects to feel differently about the other boy. Only when the potion has no effect whatsoever he panics and begins the greatest performance of his life - apart from, maybe, pretending that this isnt how he's always felt.
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It's Sirius' first Christmas away from 'home' (but the first one really at home) and James is worried but hey, with Gildroy gone home, they have a spare room in their shared house - who better to fill the empty space than lonely and awkward werewolf Remus Lupin (in truly hideous fashion choices) ? With university classes and exams finally over the festive season begins.
god I suck at summaries
ON PAUSE TILL DEC 2025 (oops) (my bad)
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Remus Lupin, James Potter, Lily Evans and Marlene McKinnon all escape the bombings of London only to find themselves thrown straight into another war - only this time they're right at the frontlines and a crazy, deadly witch-queen has declared them her enemy, all because of an ancient prophecy that claims that they are the true rulers of the land. A land where magic is real, animals talk and people expect great things from them. Meanwhile her two equally vicious and beautiful sons seem to have shifting alliances both to their mother and each other and the lion-god everyone worships seems a little too comfortable with throwing children into battle. They only have each other and do they even have that?
or basically the lion the witch and the wardrobe/prince Caspian/the marauders
(giggles look at me writing an actual blurb)
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I’m not angry anymore (well sometimes I am) by idkimtired
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
25 Oct 2021
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“I don’t know if I can do that,” sais Steve (he did know) (he couldn’t) (they both knew). ‘I don’t think he’s the kind you save’ still rattles in Sam's head some days, even now, blackens with guilt and a twisted kind of anger. But those days, Riley’s ghost still followed him everywhere he went, banging pots and loud static, stomping in military assigned boots, full of anger and fading memories, a yelling voice no one else could hear. Sam wonders how many ghosts there are, haunting people's footsteps and sleep, out there, without anyone else realizing, wonders how everyone deals with it so calmly, where this myth of quiet ghosts comes from. Riley was much louder in death than he ever was in life.
Or, Sam has a rough time but he’s gonna be ok I promise
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My hands have made some good mistakes (they can always make better ones) by idkimtired
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
09 Aug 2021
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His hands have done a lot of bad things.
They will learn to do better ones.Series
- Part 1 of Bucky Barnes Learns How to Cook
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“I will not have you without the darkness that hides within you. I will not let you have me without the madness that makes me. If our demons cannot dance, neither can we.” – Nikita Gill.
Harry has spent years training to become a guardian. He gets drafted to join the program in Nova where he plans to build his new life. During his probationary period, he's selected to guard none other than the Council head of Skara, Louis Tomlinson.
After surviving a demon attack on his very first night in Terrabith, he's forced to work alongside his new charge to uncover the truth behind exactly what happened that night, and why.Suspicions run high among the Council, and they all lead back to Louis.
But is the Darkling responsible for the deaths that have cropped up over the past two decades? Or is it simply a rogue demon that's found its way through the Divide...
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a fantasy au
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- Part 1 of a heaven of hell
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24 Nov 2025
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“You want me to come with you on the holiday that you specifically booked for you and your girlfriend?”
“Ex-girlfriend,” Sirius corrects.
Remus looks at Sirius searchingly, and once again, several emotions flicker across his face; only this time, his expression lands on something like hope.
“Yeah. Okay.”
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Sirius is dumped by his girlfriend and drags his best friend on a holiday across Europe. And somewhere between Berlin clubs, Parisian boulevards, and Transylvanian villages, they fall into each other.
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14 Jul 2025
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louis and harry have been friends with benefits for going on nine years, until a woman claiming to be louis’ fairy godmother decides to send him into a variety of alternate universes to help him find his soulmate.
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06 Dec 2024
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i would say i love you (but it's so hard, i won't say it at all) by avesgraveyard
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Nov 2023
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“Ha! Even you, Regulus Black, cannot prevent the force of me and Evan’s love,” Barty laughs maniacally, turning back so he can talk to Evan about what he’s missed in the past fifteen minutes.
“Christ, I don’t think anything can. The only thing stopping you now is yourselves” Regulus mutters, loud enough for Barty to hear, but quietly enough for Barty to be unsure whether he was meant to.
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Or, the one where everyone goes on a road trip, the West Coast is beautiful, and Barty is beginning to think that there is something slightly off between him and Evan.
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29 Jan 2024
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In the first term of sixth year, Sirius Black sends Severus Snape into the Whomping Willow to face Remus Lupin – as a werewolf. This is a story of hurt and healing, of what it means to grow up in the haze of pain, and of the violence it takes to relearn kindness.
AKA: My take on the prank.
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20 Nov 2023