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I Am The River's Daughter by jasontoddsfirstwife
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Miraculous Ladybug
11 Dec 2025
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Marinette Dupain Cheng has gone by many names. Ladybug, Multimouse, Mary Anselm, but the most dangerous is the one she keeps closest to her heart. One she tries her hardest to forget, one she has tried to bury.
Maria Al Ghul.
This is the story of how Maria Al Ghul became Marinette Dupain Cheng.
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Neal the CEO? by jasontoddsfirstwife
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009)
30 Jul 2024
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Neal Caffrey was fucked. The team had a meeting with Tim Drake Wayne. You know, the CEO. That wouldn’t have been a problem in itself had it been over the phone or something. But no. Apparently the matter was serious enough to warrant a visit to Gotham city, aka hell on Earth.
See the thing is, Tim Drake Wayne doesn’t live in Gotham anymore. He only really makes the commute for important meetings, and comes back in a few hours. His time was a little preoccupied by being undercover for the Justice League.
In the FBI.
In the White Collar division.
As Neal Caffrey.
You see how this would be a problem?
Alternatively: the wc team has a meeting with Tim Drake aka their CI.
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- Part 6 of wcdc week 2024
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The one in which Neal has a secret kid? by jasontoddsfirstwife
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009), Titans (TV 2018)
26 Jul 2024
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“Hi” Peter said weakly, unable to process the literal child in front of him. She was staring at him blankly, and he noted her pale skin, and dark black hair. She wore black net gloves, an oversized black jacket, a dark purple skirt and chunky boots. Her hair also had streaks of purple in it. Peter recalled that particular style to be called ‘goth’. Her forehead was covered by a black fringe. Peter had the distinct feeling he had seen her somewhere before, but couldn’t place it.
Alternatively: Peter meets Rachel Roth/Raven sitting in Dick!Neal's kitchen and he has questions.
WCDC 24, Day five: "I didnt know you had a kid"
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- Part 5 of wcdc week 2024
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Det Grayson is worse than Neal at giving Peter headaches by jasontoddsfirstwife
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009)
25 Jul 2024
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After a brief period of negotiating and getting laughed at by the GCPD for ‘suspecting their prince’ (How was that not biased?) They had agreed on sending their top detective to help them out.
So here Peter was, waiting for Detective Richard Grayson.
Alternatively: Wc suspects Bruce, Detective Grayson helps them out, and Jason!Neal and Dick argue about pies.
WCDC Week day four: WC investigates Bruce.
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- Part 4 of wcdc week 2024
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101 ways to kidnap better- a guide by Neal Caffrey by jasontoddsfirstwife
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009)
23 Jul 2024
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"Neal stop egging the man who has us at gunpoint, and please for the love of god, don’t teach him how to kidnap us better.” Peter hissed. Diana sighed and Jones just stared.
Alternatively: The gang gets themselves kidnapped, and Jason!Neal is having too much fun making fun of their incompetent kidnapper.
WCDC Week, Day 3: "I never said I didn't know how to use a gun"
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- Part 3 of wcdc week 2024
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wcdc week 2024 by jasontoddsfirstwife
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Titans (TV 2018), White Collar (TV 2009)
30 Jul 2024
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The MILF Theory (And Why the Internet Got It Wrong) by pucksandpower
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Dec 2025
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The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander.
They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence.
It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one.
Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.
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01 Feb 2026
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love in the time of AO3 metrics by pucksandpower
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
03 Jan 2026
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Ilya Rozanov has exactly one problem with his secret relationship with Shane Hollander: Scott Hunter has more fanfiction than them.
The solution is obvious. They’ll just have to make the internet ship them harder. What could possibly go wrong?
Or in which two NHL players discover AO3, decide to manipulate their public image to generate more fanfiction, and not so accidentally come out in the process. Featuring: competitive nonsense, live television mishaps, and one very distressed Scott Hunter.
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30 Jan 2026
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"I've thought about it. Maybe it’s time I retired my glasses," he said.
Shane Hollander dominates the rink - and now he’s setting his sights on the next challenge: his vision. It looks like the NHL star is gearing up for LASIK surgery.
Read the full story here: HotTake.com/hollander-lasik-interview #ByeByeGlasses
Shane Hollander might get LASIK, rendering his glasses completely useless - and so, Ilya Rozanov is about to make it everyone's fucking problem.
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- Part 2 of felt cute, might delete
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29 Jan 2026
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hot mics and hotter rivalries (or how i learned to stop worrying and let my boyfriend out us on national television) by pucksandpower
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
10 Jan 2026
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Shane Hollander is going to murder his agent.
And he means that literally. Because his agent is the reason he’s currently wearing a hot mic during Hockey Night in Canada. Against the Ottawa Centaurs. Against Ilya.
Ilya, who has no filter. Ilya, who thinks workplace professionalism is a hilarious suggestion for other people. Ilya, who has spent a decade perfecting the art of saying absolutely unhinged things to Shane on the ice, safe in the knowledge that nobody can hear him.
Ilya, who definitely doesn’t know about the microphone.
What follows is sixty minutes of Shane’s life flashing before his eyes while his secret boyfriend enthusiastically discusses their sex life, their broken furniture, and exactly what he wants to do to Shane after the game — all broadcast to millions of viewers.
The problem? Shane can’t get a word in edgewise to warn him.
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- Part 1 of hot mics and hotter rivalries
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29 Jan 2026
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say something batshit crazy (i'll do it, don't you make me) by yrsaffectionately
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
15 Jan 2026
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lily @shanehollanderstop
i’ll say it because i am not afraid of losing my job: roger crowell is a piece of shit and should never know peace in his life ever again. my name is hayden pike and i play for the montreal voyageurs.
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Ilya joins stan twitter
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- Part 2 of hollanov social media fics
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