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    Fishing in Alaska by

    Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan  

    09 Apr 2021

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    “This… this would qualify as a mental breakdown, right?” Triton asked, frowning over his shoulder to where Percy was still fuming in the corner. The lady at the counter curiously glanced over before lifting a questioning brow. “My brother – half-brother, technically, I have much better breeding – decided to run away from home to where our father can’t reach him and now he won’t leave. And now I can’t leave unless he leaves,” Triton continued. Percy opened his mouth to object that wasn’t what happened at all, but the tyrant only waved a hand to silence him. “He’s seen war or whatever, so if you could maybe just drug him then I’ll throw him into a suitcase and we can be out of here by the Summer Solstice!”

    Silence. Finally, the woman cleared her throat and turned to Percy.

    “I’m guessing he’s the one you want checked into the mental hospital?” She asked. Triton gasped as Percy punched the air in victory.

    “Aha!”

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    Getting in trouble works a little differently when your parent is an all-powerful god. Sometimes you have to escape to the land beyond gods and get your immortal brother turned human to drag you back so you can be exploded a million pieces. You know, normal teenage stuff.

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    The Other Side of Existence by

    Fandoms: Alex Rider - Anthony Horowitz, Stargate Atlantis, Stargate - All Media Types  

    01 Feb 2025

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    Alex had settled into his life as an ex-reluctant spy. He went to the local university, kept up with his part-time job, and kept his head down. Unfortunately, that's not good enough for the bad guys still out in the world that want him dead. And after an encounter with a certain Colonel John Sheppard, Alex's perfectly settled, completely normal life is turned on its head.

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    17 Dec 2025

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    bright, just like the stars by

    Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

    01 Nov 2025

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    An AU where Harry is a girl. Series title from "Take Me Anywhere" by Tegan and Sara.

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    16 Nov 2025

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    Grease & Lightning by for SerenaEW, nocturn, Renee561

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    27 Feb 2024

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    The year was 1988, and on one quiet Sunday morning in the early days of a blisteringly hot July, the Dursleys departed from Number Four Privet Drive. This, by itself, was of little consequence. They habitually went to church most Sunday mornings. Except... this time they simply didn't return.

    SS&HP Mentor/Friend/Severitus-style fic.

    This story is complete in four chapters which will be posted weekly. The fic is the first in the Storm Surge series. The sequel is now being posted and is called Acid Reigns.

    Written as a gift for my discord friend Serena: congratulations on sitting your medical exams! (But also, intended as a gift for Nocturn and Renee, who are ever in my corner cheering me on).

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    06 Nov 2025

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    Unwanted by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    12 Mar 2025

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    Based on u/mlatu315's prompt on reddit:
    Harry had always been told his parents were dead, but when he was 5 he learned the truth: he was unwanted. That was the year his baby sister was left on the Dursley's doorstep.

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    03 Nov 2025