In this house we don't fridge our wives
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Corvid Lost by OneSaltyErik
Fandoms: DreamSMP, SleepyBoisIncorporated, sbi - Fandom, Minecraft (Video Game), mcyt
16 Dec 2024
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(MASS EDIT FINISHED! NEW CHAPTER AVAILABLE! PLEASE BE AWARE SOME COMMENTS MAY NO LONGER MATCH THE CONTENT DUE TO SAID EDIT.)
"You call that a fucking bird?!" Tommy nearly shrieked at the sight of the...creature...in Techno's arms.
That's no bird, that's not a fucking bird if Tommy's ever seen one. His wrists and ankles taped up to prevent him from swiping at his rescuers, the creature glared weakly at Tommy with icy blue eyes. Glazed in pain and confusion and fear.
That's NOT a fucking bird!When strange things start to happen at the ranger station, people going missing or suddenly appearing, the crew realise that there are things in the desert....terrible things.
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- Part 1 of Non Canon One Shots
- Part 1 of DSMP and related fics
- Part 1 of DSMP but make it horror
- Part 1 of Modern Day AU's
- Part 1 of In this house we don't fridge our wives
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Philia Philautia by OneSaltyErik
Fandoms: mcyt, Minecraft (Video Game), Technoblade - Fandom, philza - Fandom
15 Feb 2022
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c/Techno has always felt weird about Valentines day. He knows what love is, he understands why people feel the way they do about each other, and he feels love himself. Just...differently. Before a cyclone hits his little university flat, he goes out to get something special for his best friend, and hopes c/Philza understands how important he is to him.
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- Part 4 of Non Canon One Shots
- Part 3 of DSMP and related fics
- Part 2 of Modern Day AU's
- Part 2 of In this house we don't fridge our wives
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Run Rabbit by OneSaltyErik
Fandoms: DSMP - Fandom, mcyt, sbi - Fandom, Minecraft (Video Game), Origins SMP
08 Dec 2022
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(MOVING HOUSE & QUITTING SCHOOL, BE BACK SOON HOPEFULLY!)
Technoblade, the Red Hare of the Wilds. A hermit who prefers the company of the moon and no one else, a feral wanderer who abandoned his warren.
After a horrific incident with hybrid hunters costs him the use of his leg, Techno finds refuge in a small commune of misfits like him, and slowly begins to heal. And create chaos.or,
Techno kept dropping rabbit feet items and an idea spiralled out of control.
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- Part 2 of Non Canon One Shots
- Part 2 of DSMP and related fics
- Part 1 of Origins SMP and related fics
- Part 1 of DSMP but make it Fae
- Part 3 of In this house we don't fridge our wives
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After many decades, Philza is finally able to let Kristin experience what life is like.
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- Part 6 of Non Canon One Shots
- Part 4 of DSMP and related fics
- Part 4 of In this house we don't fridge our wives
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Old Crow by OneSaltyErik
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Sleepyboisinc, philza - Fandom, Minecraft (Video Game)
03 Nov 2021
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"Death.
A name that every being knows, whether by the word itself or the witnessing of it. Some know Death as a force to fear, an inevitable end that should be avoided as long as one can. Others know Death as a coworker, sending souls from their side of the ether to Hers, an exchange either bestowed upon them or taken up by them. Sometimes, they are just in their decision making of who to send, and who to spare. Most often, they are not.
And then there are some that simply see Death as another force. Another cog in the gears of the universe, gradually shifting and ticking away in an endless dance through time and space. Neither good nor evil, neither malevolent or kind, Death simply IS.
One such being, She noticed, was the crow."Or, Philza Minecraft's origins as a literal crow that befriended the goddess of Death, and how he became a not quite human being.
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- Part 7 of Non Canon One Shots
- Part 6 of DSMP and related fics
- Part 2 of DSMP but make it Fae
- Part 5 of In this house we don't fridge our wives
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Nothing Goes Wrong: Themiscyra Arc by OneSaltyErik
Fandoms: DreamSMP, Minecraft - Fandom, sbi - Fandom, SleepyBoisIncorporated, mcyt
13 Feb 2022
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Life is never easy when you're a hybrid with a bounty on your head and two idiot sons.
After being captured by bounty hunters, Philza, Techno, and Wilbur are separated in a violent storm, only to wash ashore on separate islands. A certain salmon girl rescues a drowned bard. An ice demon finds a broken bird washed ashore. A shy endergirl makes her first friend with an unlikely boar hybrid.Series
- Part 1 of Nothing Goes Wrong (OLD)
- Part 10 of DSMP and related fics
- Part 6 of In this house we don't fridge our wives
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Clann Na Mara Agus An Adhair (Children of the Sea and Air)- my translation is terrible please don't kill me by OneSaltyErik
Fandoms: Dream SMP, mcyt, Minecraft (Video Game), Minecraft Youtubers, sbi - Fandom, SleepyBoisIncorporated, Video Blogging RPF
19 Aug 2021
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( Life is weird. Writer's block sucks. Slow to update.)
Selkies, a fae that appears as a seal while in the ocean. But when they remove their skins, become -almost- human. In the Sleepy Bois household, things are slightly different. While not seals, everyone has their own unique pelt and abilities that are special to them.
Philza guides his children as they grow, and struggles with all the joys that come with living in a household full of chaotic, shapeshifting boys.
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- Part 3 of Non Canon One Shots
- Part 4 of DSMP but make it Fae
- Part 7 of DSMP and related fics
- Part 7 of In this house we don't fridge our wives
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And so....It ends... by OneSaltyErik
Fandoms: DreamSMP, mcyt, Minecraft (Video Game), Sleepyboisinc
15 Mar 2024
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(DID SOME MAJOR EDITS AND ENDED THIS STORY EARLY)
“What’s wrong Phil?” the stranger chuckled. “You look like you’ve seen a ghost!”
Those were the last words Tommy heard from the strange man that day. The last words he had heard before he saw his friend, the man he’d considered almost a father, grow sheet white. The avian’s feathers flattened, his ears dropping tight against the sides of his head as he took a single step back, breath stuttering as if stifling a scream.
And then he’d shrieked.Or....
L'Manburg is actually a really quaint little medieval village that genuinely cares for its citizens as everyone works hard to take care of one another. A haven for the lost and the banished, Philza found himself there eight years ago. No one asks where he came from, no talks about his strange features, no comments on the multitude of scars across his frame. He is just another one of the strange folks within the village working to keep it going.
Until a stranger arrives to destroy it.Within a single day, all that Philza has worked for in the past eight years, everything he healed from, all the bonds he has built, are shattered.
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- Part 3 of DSMP but make it horror
- Part 6 of DSMP but make it Fae
- Part 17 of DSMP and related fics
- Part 10 of Non Canon One Shots
- Part 8 of In this house we don't fridge our wives