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A new Britney Spears album rocks the music industry and marks her unexpected return to stardom. In South Park, the album becomes an instant phenomenon, and anyone who listens to it begins to behave like an obsessed zombie, trapped in empty, repetitive nostalgia.
While the entire town falls under the spell of the album, Cartman is mysteriously immune, as are Butters and Kenny, who for different reasons were unable to hear the music. With their friends turned into something that no longer thinks for itself, the three are forced to take action. First, they must find the missing Stan and Kyle first of all
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A bereaved father. A son rebuilt from borrowed DNA. A contagion that was never meant to leave the lab. When an outbreak tears through South Park, survival becomes a question not just of who lives, but of what was already lost long before the first body hit the snow.
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After being tricked into eating his own parents, Scott Tenorman suffers a series of devastating mental episodes and has to be hospitalised. Whilst there, he meets Ewa, a rambunctious kleptomaniac determined to help Scott however she can, including giving him whatever information she can get on Eric Cartman. Whilst Scott's mental health deteriorates and he becomes hell-bent on getting his revenge, no punishment feels like enough. No matter what it takes, Eric Cartman must pay for his crimes.
The aftermath of Scott Tenorman Must Die and 200/201. Follow the perspectives of Scott, Dylan, Nathan and even Cartman himself in intertwined stories.
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"This was apparently the way Gerald Broflovski lost his virginity. To his very male best friend. Who tasted like Pabst and bad decisions. Exactly what his forefathers dreamed of when they fled persecution. Mazel. Fucking. Tov."
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Gerald Broflovski isn't quite sure what he expected when he invited his best friend out to the East Coast after high school graduation, but it definitely wasn't this. A story about trying to figure out what the fuck to do after you accidentally fall into bed with the one person you can't afford to lose.
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The Marsh family deals with the loss of Sharon after a terrible accident. Randy feels constantly overwhelmed and struggles to take care of his kids alone. He feels more disconnected from his children than ever, and he can’t shake the strange feeling about Stan.
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“Small-town Colorado. My parents. Probably a couple childhood friends who either want to punch me or pitch me on their weed grow-op that’s definitely legal if you squint. All while missing the High Holidays with your family. It'll be a time.”
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An overworked big-city lawyer returns to his hometown for the holidays. Along for the ride is his equally burnt-out — and arguably more competent — wife. All they have to do is clean out his parents’ house, survive a barn dance, and not self-destruct spectacularly.
A South Park prequel featuring Kyle’s parents in a not-quite Hallmark movie.
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来自s28e4关于新设定的联想
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- 中文-普通话 國語
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Tweek Tweak has never been good at anything at all.
Ever since he was was little, he knew that he would live and die unknown in South Park. A background character in his own story.
But when he discovers that maybe there is one thing he's good at- And that that thing can also save his parents coffee shop from near ruin, well... Why would he pass up the opportunity?
That only problem is that he never really expected to have an alter ego as an underground boxer. (Nor to have his identity discovered by possibly the most infuriating boy at his school.) -
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金博试图独自解决某事的后续
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- 中文-普通话 國語
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While hating the town of South Park and everyone who lives there, there is only one person Shelly feels understood and loved by: her uncle Ned.
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Kyle keeps writing to Stan after camp.
Stan keeps writing back without sending them.Kyle's kingdom is falling apart, Stan's reality is literally falling apart, and nobody's having a good time.
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- Part 3 of The Natural Disasters (SP D&D AU)
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The war is over and Jimbo's left with nothing more than bitterness and night terrors until he runs into Ned Gerblansky again at a bar. Forced to adjust into the simplicity of life, Jimbo and Ned make the decision to spend their life together - both in sickness and in health.
Whumptober Day 13 Prompts
"How dull is it to pause, to make an end, to rust unfurnished."
Never Enough
InsigniaForced RetirementSeries
- Part 13 of Whumptober 2025
- Part 1 of The War is Over (Please Take my Hand)
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Day 11: Gay Sex
I'm not even going to bother to summarize. What do you think happens here?
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- Part 11 of Kinktober '25🥩
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Cartman says some pretty awful things to Butters to make him cry. Seriously hurtful things, things that can't be taken back. To help him feel better, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny take Butters out for a bike ride, just to reassure him that they do love him and want to hang out with him.
When Butters gets badly hurt, Stan knows who to take him to... People who will know how to treat his injuries. People who know what to say to help someone feel better, who are chill and will do whatever they need to in order to keep Stan and his friends safe.
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Stan and Kyle try to capture a picture of Ned and Jimbo kissing at their wedding.
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Sharon used to believe in love that can endure, but her faith in that belief recently has been shattered. Every day she and Randy stray farther apart.
Linda knows her marriage was doomed from its inception. Lately, it's becoming impossible not to notice the crack in ice.
Maybe there can be some hope between two lost loves.
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- Part 7 of Humble Folks without Temptation
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Ned Gerblansky's wakes up from a nightmare, one about Vietnam. Of course, there's no one who knows how to take care of him better than Jimbo Kern.
Just some super fluffy snuggles and comfort if you're in the mood for some fluff <3
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Guardian Silver Wing, or "Guardian", is called back into battle - facing off a dangerous foe but when he's injured in the process... his vigilante partner shows up to help.
In which Jimbo Kern and Ned Gerblanksy are superpowered humans and things take a dire turn. Though it opens up something much bigger than themselves.
Whumptember Day 3
Prompts:Wing Whump
Shaking Hands
"I can't keep going on like this."Series
- Part 3 of Weaving Whumptember 2025
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dry your eyes, i won't tell your mother (she won't ever discover the things you kept under the covers) by gonnacrackaribbb
Fandoms: South Park
28 Aug 2025
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In the summer of 1997, Stan Marsh is barely stumbling through his recovery. After being forced to live with his uncle, he comes to find that the world is much smaller and kinder than he ever knew.
(In which Stan is a depressed alcoholic, Kyle is a rodeo cowboy, Cartman is a part-time drag queen and Kenny is a white trash sweetheart.)