1 - 20 of 53 Works in Alphonse Mephesto
Navigation
Listing Works
-
Tags
Summary
A bereaved father. A son rebuilt from borrowed DNA. A contagion that was never meant to leave the lab. When an outbreak tears through South Park, survival becomes a question not just of who lives, but of what was already lost long before the first body hit the snow.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 160,549
- Chapters:
- 20/?
- Hits:
- 75
-
Tags
Summary
After being tricked into eating his own parents, Scott Tenorman suffers a series of devastating mental episodes and has to be hospitalised. Whilst there, he meets Ewa, a rambunctious kleptomaniac determined to help Scott however she can, including giving him whatever information she can get on Eric Cartman. Whilst Scott's mental health deteriorates and he becomes hell-bent on getting his revenge, no punishment feels like enough. No matter what it takes, Eric Cartman must pay for his crimes.
The aftermath of Scott Tenorman Must Die and 200/201. Follow the perspectives of Scott, Dylan, Nathan and even Cartman himself in intertwined stories.
-
Tags
Summary
This is some Spider-Man bullshit going on. But, Stan did get bitten by a spider the other night. Was that what this was? Did he gain powers from some sort of radioactive spider or something? There was no way, Spider-Man was a made-up superhero; his powers weren’t even plausible.
Is he Spider-Man? That’s stupid; he’s probably just losing his mind.
Stan finds himself bitten by a radioactive spider, gaining powers he must now learn to control and hide from the ones he loves. (Spider-Man AU)!
-
South Park: Season 27; Episode 5.5: Dimensional Dillemas by BradleyJackHauer4
Fandoms: South Park, Moral Orel, Gravity Falls, Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends, Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Paper Mario Series (Video Games)
22 Dec 2025
Tags
Summary
Clyde Donovan and Red McArthur are up to their old tricks after the bet with Sheila Broflovski was taken down as they prepare a ritual to summon demons to help them gain what they want (Red’s labubus and help with Clyde’s master debates), however it ends up being more than what they bargained for as they summon two boys from Dublin and Orlando named “Aaron Patrick Cosgrove” and “Bradley Jack Hauer” instead, and the two cause general chaos and anarchy with their madness, being from two different dimensions and all, meanwhile Mintberry Crunch/Bradley Biggle finally confesses his love for Scott Malkinson after bypassing Trump’s tariffs to play his favorite video game “Super Mario Galaxy” on the Nintendo Switch 2 with him.
Series
-
Tags
Summary
Butters Stotch just wanted to survive night shift in Block Omega.
Instead he gets Cell 13: Kenny McCormick - Subject K - who dies and comes back every single day, chained up, broken, and still smirking like he owns the world.One smuggled burger turns into two.
Two turns into secret touches through a hatch.
Touches turn into something neither of them can stop.In a secret facility that tortures Kenny for science (and streams it for crypto), the new guard and the immortal test subject fall hard and filthy and impossible. When the lab schedules Kenny’s final, non-revivable dissection, Butters decides rules don’t matter anymore.
He’ll burn the whole place down if that’s what it takes to keep Kenny alive, and keep him.
Dark, dirty, and deliriously in love… sometimes forever starts with a double cheeseburger and a prison break.
-
Tags
Summary
Cartman has been acting strange, and Kyle is determined to find out why. A desperate phone call in the middle of the night lands them both in completely unchartered territory. Kyle begins to find out that, hey maybe Eric Cartman isn't as bad as he always thought, actually, maybe he just never gave him a chance.
Series
- Part 1 of Stranger Things Have Happened
-
Tags
Summary
College is supposed to be hard. Kyle expected as much.
But starting his freshman year with no memories, mysterious powers, and a campus full of familiar strangers?
Definitely not part of the plan.
-
Tags
Summary
A freak accident at the genetic engineering lab of Dr. Mephesto contaminates the South Park water supply, causing the children of the odd mountain town to develop secondary genders as they hit puberty. When Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman seek answers for the citywide lockdown that occurs because of it, they find themselves riddled with... problems.
Not currently NSFW but will be, mind the tags as horrible stuff happens. Chef is in this because I miss him, he didn't die in this universe. I may update the summary and tags later - this is all rough content that needs editing.
Series
- Part 1 of South Park's Whacky Omegaverse Adventure
-
Tags
Summary
'Everyone knew that Cartman was a horrible person. But they'd never think he'd stoop this low over a stupid game.'
-
Tags
Summary
The Broflovski family, for refusing to watch the 47th Hunger Games of Panem, was exiled to District 12, home of the 47th Games' highly controversial and unpopular victor, Eric Cartman. Now, a year later, the Reaping for the 48th Games has named Kyle Broflovski as District 12's male tribute. Can Kyle embody everything he hates about the Capitol, its violence and decadence, to save himself and live to rebel another day?
Revised version of "Abraham's Son" from a new account, now with actual proofreading, closed plot holes, and a weekly update schedule!
Trigger warning: contains major character death, graphic violence including torture and sexual assault, and depictions of psychological trauma. More detailed trigger warnings at beginnings of chapters. Now complete.
Series
- Part 1 of The Book of Panem
-
Tags
Summary
The definitive reboot of my old SP AU “Life of Liam,” but with a fae twist.
The day in the life of New Kid (AKA Douchebag, Dovahkiin, Butthole, but preferably Liam) after the sudden disappearance of his parents forces him to strike it out on his own as a teenager in modern South Park.
Along with the unexpected surprises and dangers being a creature of the fae brings…
Mostly episodic, but with some overarching plots here and there. Updates will be either sporadic or whenever I get ideas.
-
Tags
Summary
He rubs his eyes and blinks back shock. “Eric?”
“Kinney? The fuck are you doing here poor boy.” It doesn't feel like a question. It feels sort of resigned. In a way that Eric never is.
Kenny blinks again. Is he dreaming? “The fuck am I doing here? Eric, what the fuck are you doing here? This is... This is...” He pauses and his jaw drops in horror, “you're not fucking dead. You’re not.”
Cartman tenses his jaw with a wry smile. Kenny dashes over and shoves him in the chest, only partially shocked when he manages to make contact and sends the bigger boy tumbling to the ground. He grips the front of his jumper and pulls their faces close together. “This isn't fucking funny. You know this shits never funny to me.”
“Kenny. How the fuck would I even make this joke.” He slumps, almost defeated. It doesn’t look good on him.
----
If SkankHunt42 (Season 20) had inspired the boys to take more drastic and permanent action.An AU set in college, where instead of breaking Erics devices, Stan, Kyle, Craig and Clyde kill him, and are now stuck to dealing with the consequences. All while Kenny tries to bring his best friend back to life, and not get himself killed in the process.
-
A Social Cancer in South Park (South Park x Noli Me Tángere crossover) by ReignOfGreed
Fandoms: South Park, Noli Me Tangere & Related Works - José Rizal
07 May 2025
Tags
Summary
In 1881, Stanley Marsh, a young man who spent seven years at Harvard, returned to Colorado, seeking reform in his homeland. Instead, he finds corruption, abuse of power, and injustice under the United States government, especially the friars meddling in the state's local politics. Will Stanley's dreams come true, or will there be an unexpected turn of events?
Series
- Part 1 of Dr. José Rizal, but its South Park
-
Tags
Summary
Richard "Tweek" Tweak is twenty years old when he suddenly decides to leave his rural hometown for the bustling city of Metropolis. Working as a reporter, it doesn't take long before he becomes entangled in the world of superheroes. Will he succumb to societal pressures? And why does he constantly keep running into this Craig guy?
-
Tags
Summary
Agent Kyle Broflovski does NOT play around when it comes to his boyfriend.
-
Snoopy Presents: It's the Fly, Charlie Brown! by Charles_Rockafellor
Fandoms: Peanuts - Charles M. Schulz (Comics), The Fly (George Langelaan 1957)
16 Feb 2025
Tags
Summary
Drawn on to this house on the hill, the Peanuts Gang knew not of the scientific wonder awaiting them, nor the depths of the soul to which some will stoop.
Caution: NOT the best choice of read for the bitter, right after Valentine's Day (purely coincidental timing, I promise, though this disclaimer sounds suspect even to me).
I read, appreciate, and reply to all of your comments — they're always welcome! ❤️
Series
- Part 4 of It was a dark and stormy night
-
Tags
Summary
a massive nuke blew up everything in sight, and now the world has gone to shit. there's massive cockroaches, two headed cows, zombie thingies, giant crabs (or maybe they're just crab people...), and a fuck ton more. oh, and a bunch of kids are caught in the middle of it all.
(title from the song "we are fucking fucked" by muse)
(set in the world of fallout 4, follows most of the plot)
(all lowercase)
(inconsistent updates; ON HIATUS)
(they're roughly 15-16)
Series
-
Tags
Summary
Fading fast, Eric doesn't know how he wants things to end. Kenny, unable to help, wishes things would return back to how they used to be.
Or, an alternate ending to House of Cards where Eric does not get his body back in chapter seven.
Series
- Part 2 of House of Cards
-
Tags
Summary
It's June. School had just gotten out, and after this summer, all the familiar students would be going into 12th grade. Kyle and Stan, of course, had planned an amazing summer full of enticing activities. But, everything goes downhill when Dr. Mephesto accidentally unleashes huge mutated gorillas that have 10 butts. Not just one Gorilla, or two, but 45 of them. They run all around town, destroying everything in sight. Everyone has to stick together and try to survive this damned out break.
I DO NOT OWN SOUTH PARK, MATT STONE AND TREY PARKER DO!
-
Tags
Summary
The characters from South Park are sucked through a portal into South Park 2024. Except it isn't their South Park. It's a parallel universe.
When Craig, Jimmy, Clyde, Tolkien, Stan, Kyle, and Cartman are sent to a weird new world, Kenny and Tweek have to work together to fix their timeline and get their friends back. Will they be able to succeed in getting back home, or will they be stuck in the parallel universe for the rest of their lives?
And why do these high schoolers look exactly like them?