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“The official street name is Felix, but Muggles have been calling it ‘Charlie’s cousin’. It’s Muggle cocaine, cut with Felix Felicis. Highly addictive to Muggles and Wizards alike.”
Hermione is working undercover for the Ministry, tasked with exposing the leader of a prolific drug ring that has been dealing potion-laced narcotics to Muggle officials. To her great displeasure, it is going to take 8-inch pleasers, and a couple gallons of Polyjuice to meet him.
The identity of the Kingpin is an inconvenience at best, turning downright calamitous when he begins to fall for Hermione in disguise. With the statute of secrecy hinging on the capture of the Kingpin, all Hermione must do is reveal his identity. The only trouble? She might be falling for him too.
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Lily had been messing with James for years, playing the cat and mouse game every time he got into a new relationship. When he would go back to her, she would drop him.
She finally crossed the line when her twin-Petunia-had started a relationship with James. They were set to marry when Lily slept with James and fell pregnant.
Doing what he thought was correct (Despite always wanting Lily), he left Petunia-lying to everyone that she cheated on him. Little did he know the lie would become unraveled years later.
He also left two special gifts behind.
Ivory and Dudley Evans got their Hogwarts letters and the wizarding world all believed that they were muggle-born.
Harry has half siblings that he believed were just his cousin.
"Truth is a living thing. It has a force inside it, an inner springiness. The truth can't be denied or locked away, because when that happens, the pressure builds." -Tyler Hamilton -
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Hermione’s friends classify her as in her “hoe phase,” but Hermione thinks she has never felt more empowered.
As she frequently takes her hookups back to her flat, she worries about how the new neighbor will respond to the thin walls.
When she learns her new neighbor is Draco Malfoy of all people, she throws courtesy out the window and changes her tactic. Her new game is to see how quickly she can make Malfoy move out.
Too bad for Hermione that Draco’s into it.
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Wojna się skończyła, ale pokój nie wszystkim przyniósł szczęście. A Hermionie i Harry'emu najtrudniej się otrząsnąć. Ich mieszkanie, życia towarzyskie i zdrowie psychiczne to jedna wielka katastrofa.
Kiedy w magicznym Londynie zapada zima, pięć osób na nowo odkrywa samych siebie.
A wszystkiemu winne są niewinne zaklęcie i różowe pudełko. -
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Hermione Granger just met the man of her dreams. He is articulate, funny, romantic, and his kiss is like lightning and rain.
Marcus Black is desperate for a chance to walk around with the Golden Girl on his arm, so desperate that he is willing to do the unspeakable.
Draco Malfoy was the king of the superficial dating world. There wasn't a witch he wanted that didn't give in to his desires until he filled in for Marcus on a blind date to secure a second one And when he does, a strange curiosity awakens within him, Draco finds himself risking the odds to break the mystery of how he, being himself despite the skin of another, keeps winning dates with the one witch who hates him most.
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1,095 days. 1,576,800 minutes.
Draco Malfoy was finally a free man.
His sentence had been served,
his hands wiped clean of his past.
Or so that's what they try to tell him.Hermione Granger.
The witch who lured him in, made him trust.
The person who he gave the power to break his heart
second only to Narcissa.
Every glance she gave.
Every whispered word.
Every touch she faked.
It haunts him.And he'll do anything to get her back.
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“You like fucking my boyfriend, don’t you, Malfoy? You like getting buggered by your saviour? Hm?”
Draco whimpered, nodding as her tongue dragged up and down in rhythmic motions, her eyes steady as she stared into Draco’s own. Granger laughed, the vibrations of her vocal cords through her lips making him shudder and gasp.
“The only reason you’re not in Azkaban is because of Harry,” she hissed into his skin. “Aren’t you happy to be repenting? You’re thanking him in the only way someone like you possibly could.”
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Hermione Granger doesn't want to lose her virginity before marriage, but the Boy-Who-Lived is insatiable. Thankfully, having barely escaped Azkaban due to Harry Potter's goodwill, Draco Malfoy is willing to do whatever it takes to return the favour.
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Narcissa is tempted by a woman trying to change time.
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Playing God by Slytherizz
Fandoms: Hogwarts Legacy (Video Game), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Dec 2025
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Decorated Auror, Sebastian Sallow had not anticipated how his life would diverge so sharply from the woman he once loved, the most wanted and notorious witch in Britain. Or how their paths would continue to cross - their fates still bound together.
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The war is over, and the Dark has won. Sort of. The ridiculous Order insisted on continuing their fruitless fighting (a cute little resistance). Draco finds these skirmishes incredibly boring, especially when he has to torture people afterward. Ugh.
Captured and obliviated, Hermione wakes in a sterile interrogation room. Her magic has been siphoned and her memories fractured, but her defiance is intact. Her interrogator is a Death Eater she’d recognize by his stuck-upness alone. But when a second interrogator approaches her with out-of-place kindness, Hermione feels confused. Untethered. Aroused?
Two faces. One captor.
She’ll have to decide which version of Draco Malfoy she truly believes in… and whether she’d be willing to surrender.
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“Weasley, you’ve got nothing. I’ve done nothing wrong.”
Weasley makes a kind of strangled sound, like he’s choking back a laugh. “You’ve done nothing illegal, Malfoy,” he says finally, his tone tight. “But what you’re doing is most definitely wrong.”
Draco raises an eyebrow. Auror Ron Weasley has clearly come a long way since Hogwarts if his conduct in this conversation is anything to go by. After all, it’s not every day you catch your old arch-nemesis in such a compromising position.
“Weasley,” Draco continues, unfazed, “I’ve been a model citizen since the end of the war. Ever since Potter-” Weasley’s face twitches at the mention of the name – “was gracious enough to testify on my behalf and have me and my mother cleared of all charges, I have made absolute certain not to put so much as a toe on the wrong side of the law. I have no intention of going to Azkaban.”
“Malfoy,” Weasley says, dragging the name out as he swipes his hand down over his face, “You’ve – you’ve been – Merlin. I can’t even say it. You know what you’ve been doing.”OR How Ron Weasley discovers that Draco Malfoy has a thing for Harry. And then discovers that Harry has a thing for Malfoy.
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Hermione Granger is desperate to get Hogwarts up and running again after the war. She wants to do a full renovation, add special courses, allow new regulations for muggle-borns and more. But despite being 'The Golden Girl', she's shite at getting the elite to spend their galleons on her cause. She's blunt and lacking in the social graces expected of someone of her status.
Draco Malfoy has just finished serving a 3 year term at Azkaban for his part in the war-a sentence that was only lowered because of Hermione's character witness at his trial. He sees her struggling to make the right impression amongst the upper-class wizarding community and offers to give her lessons in manners and etiquette associated with closing the deals she needs to secure her dreams.
But this isn't just any kind of arrangement.
They have 10 lessons between now and the social event of the year. There's only 1 rule: For each lesson he gives her on how to act in public, she must return a favor of his choice. -
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In a post-war magical society that harbors all the bigotry, transphobia, and homophobia that you'd expect of this world - Harry Potter's love for Theo Nott is something he thinks he doesn't deserve and for which he has to learn how to fight. Tragedy, friendship, betrayal, and complicated (obsessive?) love, with a bit of mystery mixed in. Oh, and still trying to hold democracy together.
An angsty interlude in the Dramoine-centered Love in a Time of Fascism trilogy, focused on Harry and Theo (aka NottPott). NOW TECHNICALLY COMPLETE. Eventually the entire thing will be revised by S, but A couldn't wait for the end of the semester to start posting, so enjoy the ride in its unBetaed form :P. BUT as of 11/30, the tenses are at least fixed in the first 16 chapters... so that's something!
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- Part 2 of Love in a Time of Fascism
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Hermione Granger is killing the Death Eaters the Ministry failed to punish. Draco Malfoy is the Auror assigned to investigate the Murder/Missing cases.
After an unexpected one-night stand, he finds leverage over her and blackmails her into his bed - without realizing she’s the killer he’s chasing.
It complicates her mission. It complicates his life. It complicates everything.
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Sirius uses polyjuice potion to pull a prank on James by looking like him. But James has been keeping a secret from him. He’s been secretly sleeping with Regulus, but Sirius finds out about that…when Regulus pulls him into an empty classroom, thinking he is James.
Sirius tries to leave, he really does, but Regulus‘ lips are way softer than he expected…
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Green Glasses by centrifugalfanfiction
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
22 Nov 2025
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The amount of dreams that Draco has about Harry is beginning to get... concerning. Maybe, just maybe, - Draco considers- it's NOT normal to wake up every morning craving the delicate touch of your worst enemy.
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“Honestly, Malfoy, must you always be so utterly theatrical?”
“Darling, if I’m not theatrical, how else will people know I’m still the most fascinating person in the room? Now, hold this quill properly.”
The Ministry’s disastrous new "Marriage Mandate" has left Hermione Granger cornered and thoroughly disgruntled. While her friends find their happy endings, she is faced with a choice between a loveless political match and the increasingly desperate, utterly brilliant proposal from Draco Malfoy. He offers his powerful name, funds for her charities, a way to take down Ministry prejudice, and his friendship provided she becomes his wife. They strike a deal, but sharing a life (and a very sassy household) proves complicated. Or is it?
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It’s not too late, he could still do the noble thing and turn back now.
But Narcissa is so soft, a naked and vulnerable vision beneath him, and he can see the throb of her pulse in her throat when she swallows down her desire and looks up at him with all the gentleness in her eyes of a mother desperate to look after her son. To take him in her arms and care for him.
Trapped in a cycle of apathy and violence, Blaise seeks out a mother’s love from an unlikely source, but will Narcissa's tender embrace curb his appetites or unleash another beast entirely?
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When the Integrity of Magical Service Act is proclaimed by a council of prejudiced old toad, Hermione Granger's carefully laid out career plan at the ministry falls apart.
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After Pansy witnesses Neville's unearthly euphoric moment during a blowjob, she decides she wants to experience exactly how that felt.
EXACTLY.
By taking his form and shoving HER cock down HIS throat, with him inhabiting her body.
Can you say inappropriate use of polyjuice potion?
Let the sexual experimentation begin!