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    Ron and Hermione find themselves going in different directions. Ron doesn't respond well and needs someone to save him

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    His Darkened Obsession universe
    told from Draco's point of view:

    I watched him, my eyes fixed on the way the dim light of the room danced across his features. Harry Potter, the Chosen One, the Boy Who Lived. My obsession.

    For years, I had hated him, despised him for being the one who had always thwarted my plans, who had always managed to come out on top. But as time went on, my hatred had begun to twist and turn, until it had become something else entirely.

    I couldn't explain it, couldn't rationalize the way I felt. All I knew was that I couldn't stop thinking about him, couldn't stop wondering what it would be like to touch him, to taste him.

    My thoughts were interrupted by the sound of footsteps outside the room. I straightened, my eyes narrowing as the door opened and Harry himself walked in.

    He looked tired, his eyes sunken and his skin pale. But even exhausted, he was still beautiful, still captivating.

    I felt a surge of desire, of need, and I knew that I had to have him. No matter what it took.

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    Ron finds a panicked, sweating Draco Malfoy squatting in his flat, a result of Ginny's "lust spell." Draco reluctantly reveals the hex requires physical contact to break...

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    After the fall of the first wizarding war and the death of Regulus Black, Harry Potter is marked as the Chosen One. A cursed gift that sets his fate in motion.

    But destiny doesn't play fair. Draco Malfoy, Arrogant and Privilege, might just be the Chosen one too...on the other side.

    Two boys. Two paths. And even Merlin didn't see this coming.

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    Fifth year is supposed to be about O.W.L.s and surviving Umbridge. Instead, Harry’s biggest problem is puberty betraying him. Ron gets taller, Neville gets sturdier, and Harry stays exactly the same. Then Draco Malfoy walks past him half undressed, and Harry’s entire life falls apart. With Sirius offering the least helpful advice in history, and Malfoy suddenly impossible not to notice, Harry has to survive hormones, humiliation, and the slow, painful realisation that he might actually like the worst possible boy.

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    Nine years ago, Harry Potter disappeared from the Wizarding World and has been living (or hiding--depends on who you ask) as Harry Evans, a schoolteacher in Boston. Desperate for help, he's relieved when a teaching assistant position is filled for his classroom, not knowing that he'd soon be forced to confront his former best friend and their shared complicated past.

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    !Trigger warning for the entire work!

    “Expecto patronum..” she whispers weakly and the warm, blue glow of Prongs fills the room. She cracks open an eye, letting his presence comfort her.
    “Sorry, buddy” she whispers and the stag lets out a mournful croon.
    “Didn’t want to be alone, not h-here” she wheezes, the stag pressing his head to her shaky, blood-covered palm. She’s not sure when he became solid.

    ‘At least, if I die, I have magic still with me’ she thinks to herself, the strength to keep her eyes open fading. Faintly, she recognises that she’s grateful, not that she wanted to die here but it's better than being alone. She'd expected worse.

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    Ron is Harry's best friend,Harry is Ron's best friend.You spend time with your best friend.Draco is Harry's enemy and you don't spend time with your enemy they say.well you know what draco says ,that is bullshit and he as Harry's only and full time enemy (part time boyfriend) deserves Harry's time and attention so he will demand it.Enemy's rights are no joke.
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    Basically Harry and Draco are dating and Draco wants his attention and him being him ,he gets it in a very malfoy way.Also this just draco with his one sided beef with Ron .

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    She had whispered to him, "Is Draco alive? Is he in the castle?" and Harry's answer had once saved him.
    Now, it threatened everything.

    Narcissa Malfoy wanted nothing more than to keep her son out of Azkaban.
    She should have asked Harry Potter to keep him safe, not just alive.

    Or

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    Draco Malfoy whump, but Harry is the whumper.
    And Ron and Hermione are done with the Ministry's bullshit, thank you very much.

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    When Ron agreed, with some hesitation, to look after Harry and Pansy's kids for a whole week, he thought it would be a piece of cake. He was so wrong.

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    ‘And what’s so terrible about it?’

    ‘Well, they say the darkest of wizards graduate from Slytherin.’

    ‘What, like exclusively?’ Harry hugged his knees. ‘Say, you graduate from, whatchamacallit, Hufflepuff? Are you prohibited to dedicate life to dark magic and world domination? Or vice versa, do all Slytherins sign a paper banning them from starting a charity or giving out magical apples from their garden? Poisoned apples only? Oh, the Evil Queen must have been a Slytherin, then.’

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    What seemed like ages later, the rip-mouth opened, and the Hat announced deafeningly, ‘SLYTHERIN!’

    Blaise could swear his brows had left the Earth’s orbit. He failed to choke back a startled laugh.

    Fifty points to Slytherin for the show, Ronald.

    *

    It is a tale that starts with one Ron Weasley, though he is but a single variable in a long equation. At times, a small unorthodoxy is enough to open eyes and crack age-old foundations. The question is whether the eyes will stay open to see the ugliness emerging through the rifts, or squeeze back shut lest the unveiled is too hard to face.

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    Fair warning, this is a much angrier, ruder, more dirty minded and all around more fed up Ron than in my other stories on here. As a result of this and the general arc of the fic (see below) it is very critical of Harry and Hermione and Snape and the Malfoys. Everyone is a little bit mental and dark in this fic.

    Please note the satire tag, this is a fic that pokes at the plot of Deathly Hallows (and other HP books) …for fun, it’s not a manifesto... and doesn’t actually reflect what I think of the characters - go see some of my other work for more canon tone fics that are more in line with how I actually think. The critique is thus actually aimed at the author (JKR) and the point of this is to be a bit extreme (again for fun and for the sake of satire…)

    Story Summary
    What if the Weasley’s aren’t very impressed with the way Harry handled the war effort and its aftermath? And they know a hell of a lot more about the Wizarding World than Harry and Hermione.

    Ron re-connects with his family, his ex and the Wizarding World while he increasingly disconnects from Harry and Hermione. Eventual Ron/Lavender. Not epilogue-compliant.

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    Theodore Nott and Harry Potter have been on their second date for the better half of a month… Theo won’t fuck until after the third, and Harry is determined to make it happen.

    If only their annoying Alpha/Omega friends would leave the two betas to seduce each other in peace…

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    Ron Weasley dies at the Battle of Hogwarts. Death comes to collect him but instead of finality, he offers a wager over a chess. If Ron wins, he may go back and change everything.

    Ron wins and respawns as his six-year-old self.

    Unfortunately, that self comes with war flashbacks, a front row seat to how badly everything went the first time, and the deeply unpleasant realisation that his entire family is basically walking into a slaughterhouse if he doesn’t intervene.

     

    (or, Ron time travel fix it with loads of worldbuilding and a side of dimension travel for funsies.)

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    Hogwarts doesn’t feel like home. The Burrow doesn’t either. And when even Hermione, Harry, and his mum can’t—or won’t—see him, Ron is left with only one terrible conclusion: maybe they’d all be better off without him.

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    Ron weasley Thought Voldemort was his biggest Enemy.

    Oh, But how wrong he was....

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    Bleeding out on the floor of the Shrieking Shack, Severus Snape awakens to a horrifying reality: trapped within the body of Ron Weasley during the summer of 1996.
    With Dumbledoode already wearing the cursed ring and his fate set on an unstoppable course, Snape and Ron face a darkening future. Forced into an uneasy alliance, they must navigate their shared sixth year at Hogwarts. Their mission is twofold: find a way to separate their entangled souls and aid Harry Potter in the fight against the rising threat of Lord Voldemort.
    But first, they need to decide who gets to steer this sole vessel.
    Currently, Severus Snape is enduring a headache-inducing family drama, while Ron Weasley is going further down the path of sneaky mischief.

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    To unite a divided wizarding world, Minister Shacklebolt fakes the ultimate love story: Harry Potter and Severus Snape.

    In public? Heart eyes and hand-holding.
    In private? Thinly veiled threats and broom closet brawls.

    But between staged kisses, press disasters, and one very compromising gondola photo, pretending starts to feel dangerously real.

    Enemies in private. Lovers in public. Chaos everywhere else.

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    Harry celebrates his 30th birthday.

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    Draco stared up at him, wide-eyed and trembling, clearly mid-malfunction.

    “I am so sick of this,” he mumbled.

    And because Ron was Ron, he found his mouth saying: “The blood really brings out your eyes.”

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