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An Unspeakable mishap sends thirty-year-old Hermione Granger tumbling into 1993—straight into the path of a fugitive Animagus with a grudge. She takes him in. He tries to lick her face. It's a long story.
Now, armed with future knowledge and one very grumpy Sirius Black, Hermione's got a second chance to fix everything...
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remus and sirius obliviously in love with each other. james and regulus having enough of it.
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The Time Traveler’s Guide to Avoiding Sirius Black by Elenaamaris
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Dec 2025
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Ara Potter always knew she was special—just not in the "I'm my parents' future child, accidentally time-traveling to the past" kind of special. One moment she’s minding her own business in the Room of Requirement, and the next, she's stuck in 1976 with a bunch of ridiculously handsome, overly dramatic teenagers who are way too familiar with trouble. And by "trouble," I mean Sirius Black's flirtations and James Potter's overprotective brother vibes.
Ara, still trying to figure out how she got here (literally), is now in the awkward position of being a cousin to a pair of teenagers who are going to grow up to be her parents. Yep, the Potters (and their ridiculously charming friends) have no idea she's from the future.
From avoiding Sirius’s way-too-bold flirts to surviving James’s big brother complex, Ara quickly learns that navigating Hogwarts as a total outsider is going to be the least of her problems. Throw in some
Warning: Contains time travel, awkward family moments, an insufferable amount of charm, and possibly too many flirting attempts for one lifetimeON NOVEMBER 10 2025 UPDATE: i have made this into a readable format. I would recommend you to read this first
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Sirius wakes up in the hospital after a motorcycle accident to find his memorys missing. Remus, James, Lily and Regulus visit him and Sirius falls in love with Remus at first sight. The other man is still mad at Sirius`s reclessness and decides to mess with him. Little does he know that they`re already married.
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GOOD OLD FASHIONED LOVER BOYS | marauders band au | wolfstar by ladystardust394
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Sep 2023
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Remus was glad he could play the song well enough by now that he didn't have to look down at his hands constantly, but then he made the stupid mistake of looking up at Sirius. He was drenched in sweat and his satin shirt clung to his torso, his dark hair hanging over his face in glistening black waves. Remus felt his breath catch in his throat as Sirius locked eyes with him, making his way over to Remus as he continued to sing, before leaning against the back of the piano to sing to Remus.
Remus prayed that the heat of the stage and their performance would suit as a good enough excuse as to why his face was probably flushed red. He didn't think that Sirius Black could look any more gorgeous than he did at that moment, his grey eyes alive with joy, the light catching them as he stared at Remus, singing in his slightly husky voice, his face shiny with sweat and that damn guitar slung around his shoulder.OR
in which the marauders decide to start a band whilst they're at hogwarts :)
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Grimmauld Place, Home For Wayward Boys by Crazybooklady
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Dec 2025
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Following the war, the Ministry for Magic begins seizing the properties of former Death Eaters and Voldemort's followers. Aside from that there is a housing shortage due to the war. So Sirius offers for Remus to move in with baby Teddy. Then Harry and Ron move in after auror training, followed by Draco, Neville, Blaise, and Charlie. With a crowded house full of wayward boys, chaos ensues. Going into business, getting into politics, tracking werewolves, house elf rights, taking down dark wizards, and exposing corruption. You know, just boys being boys.
There are just a few rules:
1. If the child is asleep, shut the fuck up.
2. No bad words in front of the child.
3. For Merlin’s sake, clean up your own mess.
4. Everyone cooks once a week, except Remus.
5. Permanent silencing charm required on everyone’s room.
6. Silence before eight on the weekends
7. Everyone has to babysit Teddy once a month.
8. If anyone drinks Sirius’s expensive liquor it must be replaced with two bottles of equally expensive liquor.
9. Warn the rest of us if you’re bringing someone home.
10. If anyone can get Walburga to shut the hell up they are relieved of cooking duty for two months -
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The final days leading up to Christmas leaves Sirius with unexpected changes, amongst them a promise to stay in choir, a breakup, and a new outlook on life.
It might just also leave him falling in love.
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Sirius Black has an okay life. He's the first born son of the richest man in France, heir to the company and fortune of the black legacy, if only thats what he wanted. Instead, he spends his time hiding his sexuality, sneaking out to parties, pushing the rules enough to be a disgrace but not enough to get beat, and playing video games online with his best friend Prongs.
When the news brakes of billionaire Orion Black's arrest, Sirius Blacks life is thrown into shambles, even more so when a day later he is woken up in the middle of the night by his mother moving him and Regulus to London before Orion can make it back to Grimmauld on bail.
Luckily, James lives in London, so Sirius has a friend.
And just across the street of Sirius' new home, lives the most gorgeous boy Sirius has ever seen.
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“The moon is so beautiful,” Sirius whispered, eyes wide as he stared at it in the sky, the light bouncing off of his awed face.
I would give it to you, Remus thought helplessly, eyes transfixed on something so much more beautiful than the orb that he resented in the sky. Just take it out of the sky and hand it to you. I would give you anything you asked for.
a purely self-indulgent wolfstar fake dating fic, featuring slytherin remus and all of our favorite tropes <3
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“Promise me something, Siri.”
“Anything,” Sirius said quickly. There was nothing he would be unwilling to do for Euphemia Potter. He owed the Potters everything.
“Don’t let James run off and marry her without telling him how you feel.”
Sirius froze, shock rendering him momentarily speechless. Effie just stared at him, eyes brimming with soft understanding.
“I - I don’t know what you’re talking about,” Sirius stammered.
She raised an eyebrow. “I think you do.”
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After Hogwarts, everything is perfect for James Potter and Sirius Black – best friends, roommates, and now partners in the Ministry’s Auror training program. But with the spectre of war looming, Sirius seems determined to put himself in danger and James finds himself wrestling with increasingly intense feelings for his best friend.
Or, James and Sirius realise they are far more than platonic soulmates.
A slow-burn, post-Hogwarts, Marauder Era story filled with angst, fluff, unhinged pining, unprofessional workplace behaviour, and shameless meddling from Effie and Monty Potter.
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Sirius Black is a man forged by war, loss, and a prison that nearly stole his soul. All he has left is his godson, the Order, and his instinct to protect. Especially when it comes to her. Hermione Granger—brilliant, reckless, maddeningly disobedient. The girl he once saw as a niece has grown into a woman who doesn’t flinch from fire... and Sirius can feel himself being consumed by her.
Their love is forbidden. She's barely eighteen. He's the most wanted man in Britain. And yet when war drags them into dark corners, secret missions, and stolen nights, what begins as protectiveness erupts into a fierce, all-consuming obsession.
Sirius wants her safe. Hermione wants his surrender. But neither of them is ready for what it means to fall—not when the world is falling apart around them.
Their bond is fire and fury, silk and sin, danger and devotion. From whispered vows in the dark to brutal fights for survival, this is a love that risks everything.
Enemies close in. Horcruxes are hunted. Secrets unravel. And through it all, one truth remains:
She is his. And he will destroy anyone who dares threaten her.Series
- Part 1 of Ashes and Oathes: The Black Bond
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This is not the story you remember.
This is the story rewritten.
And it begins with a wish.Before there was Leda Malfoy, there was Muggle woman named Jean Granger, who made a single quiet wish: that her daughter Hermione, would grow up strong, and clever, and beautiful. And that somewhere along the way she would find someone who truly sees her, and loves her as fiercely as she deserves.
That wish changed everything.
When a mysterious artifact rewrites the past, Hermione Granger is never born - and in her place, stands Leda Helen Malfoy, surprise twin sister to Lucius Abraxas Malfoy, intended bride of Tom Riddle, and future wife of Sirius Black.
But Leda has never played by anyone's rules - not her family's, not the Dark Lords, and certainly not fate's. Faking her death to escape a life carved out for her, she re-emerges under a new name, Lyra Black, hiding in plain sight with a soul-deep bond to the most reckless man she has ever loved.
As whispers of a prophecy grow louder, as war looms and the lines between loyalty and love blur, Leda must risk everything to protect those she calls family - including the child destined to shape the future.
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“If there was a place that I could call home
Before I die, you ought to know
It'd be in your arms tonight.”Somehow this is what gets Sirius emotional. Sex.
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When two-time Oscar winner and walking PR catastrophe Sirius Black drunkenly torpedoes his career at an award show, his manager sends him to The Graham Norton Show for damage control.
(Un)fortunately, sharing the sofa that night is bestselling reclusive novelist RJ Lupin: cardigan-clad, and far too attractive for Sirius’s peace of mind.
Somewhere between hundreds of viral memes and stolen phone numbers, what begins as a PR nightmare might just become the first honest thing either of them has ever done in years.
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Remus saves Sirius from Azkaban, who takes one look at Privet Drive, and takes his godson away without a second thought. Years later, they’ve built a home with Harry, tea-stained mornings, forehead kisses, and love without question. But the past never stays buried. Between raising Harry, healing old wounds, and an unexpected proposal, Sirius and Remus find themselves caught between love, war, and the vows they’ve already made without speaking them aloud.
(or Harry just wants his godfathers to get married already!)(Warning: This is filled with tooth-rotting fluff, ridiculous amounts of kisses, and an ungodly number of cuddles. Sirius and Remus are completely obsessed with each other, and yes, it will make you gag. This is fluff that’s been raised in fluff town, in fluff country, in fluff world. Proceed with caution.)
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Remus has survived 152 full moons in his lifetime so far.
78 of those moons had been spent in the Shrieking Shack. 43 moons were spent locked in a silver cage in Knockturn Alley.
Regardless of where or who he spent them with, those 152 moons meant he had experienced his spine breaking, neck snapping, and legs shattering 152 times.
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.A particularly bad moon stirs painful memories for Remus. He panics. He hides. His friends help.
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Cute and emotional. Vulnerable Remus including nightmare and past traumas with silver and muzzles.
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You Put A Collar Around My Neck (I Call It Love) by unluckybunch (toxikgato)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Sep 2024
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If you were to ask anyone in Privet Drive about Sirius, they would tell you that he’s little Harry Potter’s dog. He’s a bit scary given his size, almost as big as the boy himself, but he’s otherwise harmless… as long as you treat Harry well, that is.
If you were to ask Harry, the answer probably wouldn’t be much different, either. Sirius is always Harry’s obedient puppy. He’s trained him very well, after all.
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“Mom, would you wash my back?
This once, and then we can forget.”a little bit of lamenting and a lot of whatever they are.
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The Homecoming of Sirius Black by lunarlivs, MissAmericanBi
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Jan 2024
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Sirius Black is burned the fuck out. From his high-pressure job, his unfulfilling love life, the concept of existence in general... you get the idea.
With what used to be his life now just a smoldering pile of vaguely millennial-shaped wreckage drifting somewhere over the Manhattan skyline, Sirius leaves New York and moves home to Slytherin, Georgia—a wealthy suburb outside Atlanta—in an attempt to figure out what he is really doing in this prison of a meatsuit people call a body.
Enter: a smoking hot bartender with big hands, amber eyes, and a stubbornly hardened exterior Sirius is determined to crack.*
But with the passing of each month, Sirius starts to see that leaving a place doesn't mean forgetting the loss, returning to family doesn't mean coming home, and while love isn't found at the bottom of a pint glass—he may be the one pouring it.
*Author's note: the bartender actually looks like a stretched-out vanilla tootsie roll; Sirius is just a simp.
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/51246796/
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It wasn't in Harry's plans to be reborn as Severus Snape's brother, nor was it in Harry's plans to be chased by ¾ of the Marauders, what a headache
It turns out that being reborn in the 60s wasn't in Hermione, Ron, Neville, Luna, Fred, George and Draco's plans either, but who's to say they know they're not alone in another era until they suddenly find themselves in the Hogwarts house sorting? That's certainly going to be a mess
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