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“i'd give michael mell a bj behind a 7/11” - jeremy heere at some point probably by orphan_account
Fandoms: Be More Chill - Iconis/Tracz
02 Apr 2018
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i think the title explains it all tbh? but yeah my first boyf riends smut
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How to raise a Spider and a God of Mischief by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
23 Jul 2018
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Two years after the defeat of Loki, the god comes back in the form of a small baby...a baby who needed protection from his father.
Tony’s put on Daddy duty, due to Thor’s insistent requests, and somehow enjoys it.
Months after He’s been taking care of Loki, another Child spawns into his life...in the form of a 10 year old peter Parker.The one he’d met a few years back after his suit crashed down in the snow.
He’s put on daddy duty again, after no one seems to claim the child for their own, and life just starts to go down.
Chaos ensues, Tony has a mid life crisis, he realises he’s now a father, and somehow, through all this, Clint becomes happy.Peter is just really, really tired and wants to sleep with his baby brother.
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It had taken Aaron three minutes to bleed out in your arms. It had taken you three minutes to realise that you loved him.
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Lycanthropy by sleepyartistgirl
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
16 Apr 2019
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Your kind disappeared long ago to save themselves from mankind’s wrath, and most swore off any interactions with humans. So it was no surprise that you ended up getting banished from your pack for breaking that law. In your misadventures of adjusting to human society, you meet the love of you life and struggle with an important dilemma. Do you tell him the truth about what you are and endanger your people? Or, do you keep silent about the truth and risk harming the one person you have in your life that matters to you?
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Beth Greene is new to Senioa High School after moving back to her small town home. Despite not having friends, she strikes up a relationship with Daryl Dixon, her gym teacher.
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everything not of faith (is a sin.) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Lucifer (TV)
20 Sep 2019
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Crowley hardly ever looked at the past. But, it was very hard when everything he associated himself with, and everything he did, reminded him of it. Was it in a demon's handbook to be a masochist? It is hardly an ethereal concept.
[BEING RE-WRITTEN AS “THE FALLEN GOD”.]
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Revelation by kuugeki (strangestirony)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
12 Aug 2019
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“And the devil, who deceived them, was thrown into the lake of burning sulfur, where the beast and the false prophet had been thrown. They will be tormented day and night for ever and ever.”
—Revelation 20:10
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After receiving a strange, foreboding letter, being sent away by his witcher, and now finding himself traveling alone in the world, it may finally be time to return home. What he isn't expecting is to learn things he never knew about his own past.
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It was undeniable.
And the whole damn Christmas tree knew it.Elf on the shelf, has a nice ass.
(I thought it would stop with bdsm Cars, I was wrong.)
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You never wanted to get dropped into the Void. You never wanted to kill someone. You never wanted this life... You never got what you wanted, either.
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Welcome, one and all. Join us on this journey, for Void magic, and skeleton shenanigans!
*I update once in a blue moon.
*Rewriting (even though there’s only four chapters :I)Series
- Part 1 of Nihility
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Mystery Work
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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This is a call out joust, now admit you're All Might's son or perish by BlueMonday1984, Clouds (myheadinthecoudsnotcomingdown), orphan_account, sagelike_sunshine, YawnDeer
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
18 Apr 2020
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Who knew when it came to Izuku’s quirk, Todoroki was a gullible dumbass?
In which a viral Herotube video by the user “Zerotohero69” manages to make Todoroki and Midoriya get into all sorts of chaos as everyone watches in pain.
Special thanks to headinthecoudsnotcomingdown, Weebie, Aowly, Technez, Geek_leak, BlueMonday1984, BunnyBish101, nyxlite, Yawndeer, and AShrimpyShrimp writing this crack fic into reality
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- Part 7 of Cloudy with a Chance of Fanfic
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Crack + Whump!!!
(With a new summary!!!)
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“I’m about to say it,” Lance bit out around the darkness clouding the corners of his vision.“What? ” Krantock sounded genuinely confused, and Lance smiled maniacally at the observation. He licked his lips before continuing.
“I don’t care that you broke your elbow.”
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Basically none of you can tell me that the Garrison Trio would not have been FULLY IMMERSED in Vine culture. So here we get some silly moments, some bonding, some Confuzzled!Keith, and Galrans that enjoy playing with their food a BIT too much:)
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Tyreen and Troy take one last shot at making a name for themselves on ordinary people’s terms, so much as anybody on Pandora qualifies as ‘ordinary’. Slight setback: Tyreen’s not getting enough of anything she needs. Oh, and it’s raining.
Basically, the 70’s-style exploitation movie staring the Calypso Twins that you never wanted.
Part of Grimeverse and the true sequel to Satellite, but exists on its own terms. Please bend, fold and read the tags.
4/8/2022: And that's all, folks! Thank you for joining me on yet another wild ride!
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- Part 5 of Grimeverse: The Satellite Arc
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Daddy made a soldier out of me. by orphan_account for aletterinthenameofsanity
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling
17 Nov 2020
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This is a missing scene from when Draco was mocked by hagrid after he went through something traumatic. This is how he deals with he memory.
I do not own Harry Potter. I am not a transmisic person and thank the unholy language I am NOT and will never be Joanne Rowling. Joanne Rowling owns Harry Potter and I am simply adding and correcting as I go along.
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omegaverse hot gay sex neko soul mates slow burn by orphan_account
Fandoms: Original Work
29 Nov 2020
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i’m gonna be popular solely because of my fuckinf crackfics aren’t i
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Monomi gets into a relationship with pedo bear and it doesn’t go well
A gun was held to my head I don’t even know what a dangeropes is
🌸Gift for a friend🌸
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If Fruit didn’t know any better, he’d take his best friend to be Atlas himself.
The universe—as we know it—is a horrible weight to bare alone.
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things were going well. they were good.
and yet purpled was still needlessly restless. he wanted to go out, do something, fight someone.
it wasn’t an urge he was proud of, by any means, he just… needed to. it had been built into him since the age of four- the need to fight, the skill to maim and murder. he was getting antsy cooped up in philza’s base.
OR a sequel to ‘the 4 vices’, i recommend you read that first - things will make much more sense if you do!
OR OR i cam never give you guys a good, happy ending, can i?
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- Part 2 of “player by their rules”
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Movie Time by Astro_nomaly
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
09 Jan 2022
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>In which Izuku and Shigaraki somehow end up watching the same movie at the cinema, and are no longer allowed to watch movies together<
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- Part 4 of >Let’s Fight!<
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Love Story by ficlicious for Medie
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)
20 Aug 2017
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Agent Phil Coulson from the Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division is persistent, Toni will give him that, and Pepper’s no help, since she keeps giving him appointments despite repeatedly being ordered to do no such thing. Toni’s becoming quite adept at ducking his determined attempts to speak with her, but she’s starting to feel practically hunted. It seems like every time she turns around, there he is with his non-threatening smile and his perfectly pressed suit, ever-so-politely asking her if she can spare ten minutes of her time.
A reimagining of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, starting from the press conference in Iron Man, and going forward from there.
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- Part 7 of Tumblr Prompts & Ficlets
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The inhabitants of Quesadilla Island want Charlie around. He’s having a hard time understanding that.
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The many times Charlie goes back to Eggxile and the one time he leaves (and the many people who just want Charlie to come home and the one time they do something about it).
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- Part 1 of homesick