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    Connor McKinley was best known around Brighton as 'That Twinky Gay Boy'. However, as the sun falls over the seafront, McKinley morphs into something greater, greater than anybody can ever imagine.

    By day Connor would work in the local Wetherspoons cleaning glasses and seeing the same old miserable lonely buggers sit with their pints and a scratch card, praying that they will hit a jackpot. By night, Connor heads across to another bar and continues an entirely alternate personality, one in heels and makeup.

    Some may say he's making a fool out of himself. Others enjoy his company and wail at his jokes and sing to his songs.

    Some like that one boy in his shirt and tie who would sit on the back table for three alone, every Friday night without fail, drinking a blueberry slush puppy.

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    Invalided out of Afghanistan, inert in life, John Watson is back in London drifting through empty dark days. The light comes back one day, in a musty thrift store...

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    Regulus Black learns early that being quiet keeps you safe.

    It does not, however, keep you invisible.

    When a Gryffindor prank aimed at Slytherins leaves him humiliated and hurt in the Great Hall, Regulus makes a decision: if chaos is what earns attention, then he can do chaos - just not loudly, not sloppily, and never where anyone can trace it back to him.

    What follows is a years-long prank war, a group of Slytherins no one ever suspects, a mystery that drives Sirius Black to near madness, and James Potter slowly realising that the quiet boy in green is far more dangerous - and far softer - than anyone ever gave him credit for.

    Quiet, it turns out, is not harmless.

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    Tommy loved his family. Sure, they bickered and fought sometimes, and they had their problems, but they were still family.

    Maybe they’d been a bit busy lately, and they hadn’t spent too much time together, but they loved Tommy too. Tommy was sure of it.

    If only they could spend more time together. That’d fix it.

    OR Tommy tries very hard to get his family's attention. It doesn't quite pan out as expected.

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    A companion to my main fic.
    Across dimensions, commenters discover Danny’s cooking show — and immediately make terrible decisions.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    Chuuya transferrs to a new school where he meets new friends and later on new ones.
    or: Chuuya and Dazai were childhood friends, but dazai left and now they meet again. Did i mention Dazai's name was Shuji and Chuuya doesn't recognize him?

    Tags will be added as the strory goes on! also english is not my first language! there might be mistakes! Enjoy!!

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    The part doesn't represent the whole, yet it remains a part of it. The human and the demonic were parts of him, parts so intrinsic that he nearly died trying to favor one over the other. Despite this, this didn't make it any easier for him to grasp the idea of ​​being as human as he was demonic.
    Vergil has accepted his humanity, but he struggles to make it a present part of him, which causes problems. Especially when it comes to his relationship with his son.
    It seemed so easy when he was the feeble poet. Perhaps that's the key.

    No Vergil, stab yourself with Yamato its not a solu-... Fuck, he already did it, isn't it?

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    Ariana swipes right on Cynthia after coming across her profile on a dating app. They match. But it turns out Cynthia recognizes Ariana as someone who slighted her in the past. So while Ariana is looking for love, Cynthia is looking for revenge.

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    After Harry's first encounter with the green eyed sea prince, he is determined to see him again and this time he is not going alone.

    He is going to prove that he is not mad and hopefully establish a friendship with the mysterious sea prince while trying not to blush every second.

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    Life in a centuries-old castle has its charms. Electricity is not one of them.
    Tired of cold nights and candlelight, the vampires decide to modernize the Goldsmith Castle themselves—armed with redstone knowledge, optimism, and a firm belief that professional help is unnecessary.
    The castle, however, has opinions.

    ->this fic is a sequel of the barista au, it's not super tied to the events of the previous fic but you might be better off reading the other fic first (promise it's pretty good)

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    After a drunken reunion, Google employees Chris and Pete accidentally uncover abuse, human rights violations, and corporate corruption, and they must decide if they have the courage to reveal the truth. As they navigate this ethical dilemma, their relationship deepens as they address their mutual romantic feelings.

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    In the Hyrule Plaza, there's a little frozen yogurt place called Yogurt Kingdom. There, a bunch of high school seniors (Zelda, Link, Revali and Mipha) make minimum wage-- and lifelong friendships.

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    Thistle Downe wasn't about to let Stanley get away with crashing his van. No, he had to get his revenge and it just so happened that his girlfriend Carla had unwittingly given him the perfect idea. After finding her secret notebook didn't have secrets but fan fiction of all things he had the idea to curse Stanley.

    Now Stanley is gone, snatched from the streets of Jersey and sold to the most famous band in all the world. And Carla isn't about to accept that her ex boyfriend is living out her fantasies so she ropes Stan's twin brother into her mission to retrieve Stan.

    The AU comes from Miss. E and I've been given gracious permissions to bring this AU to life! So strap in and enjoy the nonsense!

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    join hinakiao and kanan on their emo hjourney filled with romambce and very sad angsts

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    For dumb things I write in class
    DON'T EXPECT CONSENT UPDATES! I write whenever and whatever I feel like.

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    It started, as most things in the 141 did, with a good natured ribbing and a bet.

    “Oh come on mate, come off it, there’s no way the story behind your callsign is classified!” Gaz half shouts. He’s not quite drunk yet, but he is tipsy enough that his control on his volume has become tenuous.

    Soap only grins and shrugs. “What can Ah say?” 

    Alejandro and Rudy groan in frustration. Even Ghost is drawn into the proceedings. “Do you know?” he rumbles at Price.

    Their Captain shakes his head. “No, the muppet won’t tell me either.”

    OR

    No one in the 141 knows how Soap got the name Soap, but they are determined to find out. AKA. How many stories can I make up about Soap's callsign?

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    Izuku is 3 when he realized his mom didn't really care about him. He was 3 when she started getting physical after his father left. When Izuku is 4 he goes for his quirk appointment, where they tell both him and his mother that he will never be able to achieve his dream because he isn't as evolved as everyone else. His mother goes into a rage and leaves him abandoned not even a full 2 weeks later. From there he learns that the world isn't black and white but instead varying shades of grey, this leads his dream to change, not much but enough to change his destiny. Izuku faces betrayal love and loss but he will always have his family along for the ride. They may not all be related by blood (along with having a few screws loose) but they are family, one built by their souls.

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    MORE MORE JUMP! Lovely idol group don't get me wrong

    However.

    What if the main story went through Google translate 100 times? Well,it's surprisingly gay, religious and what the fuck why is Airi emo why does shizuku smoke and why the FUCK Is Hatsune mike working for the CIA

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    Peter wants a way to check in on his home dimension; however, he doesn't know much about dimension tech. Good thing he stole a Dummy's Guide to Summoning from Dr. Strange.

    Danny wants out of the GIW base.

    Tim wants coffee and a less restrictive sleeping bag.

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    7/?
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    The crack induced nightmare that is an isakai of my friend group written by meeeee

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    11/?
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