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❝ 𝗔𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗿𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗽𝗼𝗶𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝗲? 𝗔𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝗼 𝗱𝘂𝗺𝗯 𝗮𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗜'𝗺 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗵𝘂𝗺𝗮𝗻? ❞
❝ 𝗗𝘂𝗱𝗲, 𝗶𝘁'𝘀 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗲. 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗽 𝗯𝗲𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝗮 𝗱𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗮 𝗾𝘂𝗲𝗲𝗻. ❞
❝ 𝗜'𝗱 𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗱𝗶𝗲. ❞
❝ 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗱𝗶𝗲 𝙖𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗲𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗲. ❞
❝ 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱𝗯𝘆𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗲 𝗶𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝙣𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝗺𝘆 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵. ❞
❝ 𝗧𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝗮 𝘀𝗮𝗰𝗿𝗶𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝗜'𝗺 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲. 𝗡𝗼𝘄, 𝗼𝗽𝗲𝗻 𝘄𝗶𝗱𝗲. ❞The name Scaramouche strikes fear into every sane person's soul. After all, he's one of Teyvat's most powerful beings and definitely its most ruthless.
The name (Y/n) is still relatively unknown, but not for long. My shenanigans are guaranteed to grant me some sort of infamy sooner or later.
Being a menace to society is my life's purpose. Getting revenge on the Electro Archon is my life's goal.
And what better way to achieve both than to recruit one of Teyvat's most menacing men? He seems to have his own agenda, too, after all. -
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With the prophecy now over, a certain ex-archon hurried down the streets, her head hung low and shoulders hunched. As she passed, murmurs and whispers could be faintly heard, barely covered by the rustles of the wind.
I don’t wanna do this anymore… I can’t take it…
Her grief and cries seem insignificant and trivial, like an insignificant curio. She didn’t dare dream, didn’t dare hope, her happiness long locked up, like a forgotten relic of a bygone era. She longed for someone to see her, the real her buried deep beneath the thousands of masks and façades. She yearned for companionship and care, free of judgements, to just lay in someone’s arms and be vulnerable and understood, to seek the artifact of happiness she long sealed.
Just how much longer...
She pleaded silently, knowing it was futile after all.
But perhaps...a certain blonde traveller and his floating fairy heading her way could answer her calls… -
The Jackal and the Sleeping Fox by Cheyenne_Croissantberry
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
06 Jan 2026
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"Which reminds me. I'm planning on confessing to Nilou today, do you have any suggestions of a perfect place to do so?"
"Oh..." Tighnari's heart dropped. "Chinvat Ravine, though I'd recommend you ask her out at night, that's when the Nilotpala Lotuses bloom." Deep inside, Tighnari regret telling him that.
Because late night at Chinvat Ravine was the first place Tighnari thought of when he wanted to confess to Cyno.
News had gotten out that the Fatui had been experimenting an ancient curse on the fungi in Avidya Forest. When Tighnari set off to apprehend the perpetrators responsible, an accident causes him to fall into an enchanted sleep. When the only way to break the spell is true love's kiss, Cyno is determined to find a different cure to save his bestfriend. If everything fails, will he finally return Tighnari's feelings and wake him up?
A.K.A, that one Albecrose/Alberose 💕💋A true love's kiss💋💕 comic but make it Cynonari/Cynari and make the story juicier.
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In the darkest recesses of lumine's brothel there's a room which no one ever wants to enter. Lumine uses it to keep her whores in line as a threat and to keep its inhabitant in line with the promise of entertainment. For anyone unfortunate enough to be condemned to the dungeon become paimon's playthings.
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- Part 4 of Genshin brothel adventures
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For every broken blade, forge its brother.
For every smith that fell, train another.
For every day cut short, offer your own in its stead...
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- Part 1 of A Tale of Two Sages
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A Little Nudge Goes a Long Way by Boontoonssss
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
22 Dec 2025
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Citlali decides to travel around Teyvat to explore for the first time and the Traveler tags along. Paimon is Paimon.
Fun, comedy (and maybe a bit of romance) ensues :D5.3 AQ + Citlali SQ SPOILERS!!
(Takes place 6 months after 5.3)“Traveler! Great timing, do you think I’m a wackjob loner?”
”... sorry say what?”
“Yeah Paimon was confused too.”
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[Is it the sunset that I love so dearly, or you?]
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Interdimensional Bullshit: A Memoir by That_one_crying_on_the_outside_gacha
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
29 Nov 2025
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Chuuya and dazia are captured during a mission, with no ability due to some stupid collar and being shipped of the good knows where. A present appears, teleporting them to some other worldly mystical land
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A film festival in Nod-Krai!?
And is that The Doctor and Regrator, TOGETHER?! -
Just me and you... and Paimon I suppose by GrubbyCandy
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
21 Aug 2025
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(1st POV isekai type story idk, i just wanted to write silly stuff. Omniscient POV sometimes, things mentioned before might become irrelevant in the future, most of this has been loosely based off of some dreams I had, yes you can laugh 🚶♂️. back on hiatus lmaoo; EDITING 16/33!)
I'm in the world of Genshin Impact. And by 'I', I mean you, the one reading this.
How did I get here? Who knows
What am I doing here? Trying to survive
Do I have some type of magical powers? Probably not, but I can make dang good Mondstadt Hashbrowns, though(Genshin Impact is a video game by Hoyoverse, all the characters and canon story lore are reserved to them)
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The Killer From Another World by Depressionchild
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), Hannibal (TV)
25 Jul 2025
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Hannibal Lecter and Will Graham are separated by an unknown god leaving Will alone in the world of Teyvat. An obnoxious little shit fairy comes along and forces Will on a quest to find the seven archons of Teyvat. Will uses this as an excuse to search for Hannibal.
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There is one place in the world where those gifted by visions can live in peace, far from the judgment of normal humans. Exiled to the Island of Teyvat, the self-proclaimed Prinzessin Fischl and her familiar Oz meet friends and rivals of all kinds. Love, drama, angst, and a whole lot of craziness are assured when you are stuck in a place like this. Well that and a plot to change the world, there's always that too but that's normal school for ya.
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Memories of Freedom by Moonstone_Load
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
08 May 2025
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Midoriya Izuku gets a vision and gets arrested.
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Kaveh is fed up with Al Haitham, and to his fortune, he finds out that there will be a big architectural competition.Whoever makes the best redesign of The Academia wins 1 million mora.That is more than enough for Kaveh to move out and start a new life,but there is one big problem-someone is trying to sabotage him...
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Betrayal comes from the closest by Juniper_Misty_Berries
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
15 Apr 2025
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After the whole Fontainian court case,Lumine decided to go back to Mondstadt with Paimon.
Paimon doesn't like Mondstadt,more specifically a certain tone-deaf bard inside the city,no matter how much Lumine trys to convince her otherwise.
The secrets Paimon thought she kept so well might get leaked to Teyvat due to one person.
(This was made because there's not enough 'Paimon is unknown god' fics out there.)
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This story begins after the Fontaine Archon Quest (Contains Spoilers & smut)
Gloomy Clouds and rainy skies were a familiar sight for the Hydro Sovereign Dragon. The stress of ruling a nation alone as well as the ghosts of the past haunting his memory, Neuvillette finds himself to be burdened by the spotlight given that the previous Hydro Archon is no longer.
Lumine chooses to stay awhile longer in Fontaine, hoping to uncover more information on the disappearances of the people that vanished in the primordial sea water after the earthquake in Poisson.
Somewhere along the way the Hydro Dragon and the Blonde Star cross paths once more, only this time there is something new blooming between them. Will the Hydro Dragon come to understand this new emotion he feels for the Traveller and will she accept him?
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Fluffy xiaother it izzzzz
l love them so much
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RWBY: Crossroad of Destiny by Gunslinger245
Fandoms: RWBY, 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
20 Jan 2025
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What was supposed to be a simple hangout with old friends and new turns into an unexpected turn of events as Lumine and a few others find themselves warped to the chaotic world of Remnant. Now, they must traverse the unknown land, battling monsters, terrorists, military extremists, and uncover a mysterious plot by unknown actors threatening to destroy the world, while also trying to find a way back home.
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The gentle breeze of Mondstadt’s atmosphere was always a welcoming experience. The Land of Freedom was always a breath of fresh air to visit. Whether it be for the satisfying adventure food, the blissful feeling of nostalgia, or even the pleasant company of those he began his great adventure with. This wasn’t Aether’s first time coming back to Mondstadt, and it certainly wasn’t the last. Tonight, however, he’d get another reason to return.
Barbara had contacted him via letter and asked of he could host Jean for a night. She's been working really hard and needed some rest. Naturally, he complied, not one to let a "friend" suffer from her own negligence.
However, a plan was being brewed without him knowing it. Even though, he and Jean was the key component.
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Overworked office worker Atlas was always a fan of Genshin and would spend embarrassing amounts of money on it, even if he didn't know the lore or the story as well as he'd like to admit. One day, he finds himself in the body of a creature he's never seen, an abomination. He also found himself in the world of Teyvat. He keeps himself hidden from the world, but he'd eventually find himself meeting a certain bard and said bard begins dragging Atlas out of the shadows.