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Bill making a deal with The Axolotl had to be one of the stupidest things he’s ever done. And Bill doesn’t do ridiculous, stupid things! He would NEVER! It was just…. A desperate moment, THAT’S IT! And he thought that it couldn’t get worse, doing group therapy and god awful puppet hour. But of course, the frilly fuck himself just had to make it difficult!
Now, he was stuck in a gross flesh bag with organs and bodily pains that he has no idea how they started. And those stupid PINES bossed him around— he is a GOD! Being demeaned by gross skin pipes that only live for 100 years! HE’S LIVED TEN TIMES THAT! ONE HUNDRED TIMES THAT! AND THEY THINK THEY HAVE THE AUDACITY TO—
Whatever. He’ll show them soon enough. This couldn't get any worse.
Until it does. Was that— STEVE?
In summary, Bill handyman AU and Steve comes around, and their dysfunctional sorta brothers? No, they refuse to call each other brothers; old friends.
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Soos decides to invite over the mystery trio for thanksgiving, considering them part of his family. Unfortunately, there will be an extra guest at the family reunion, that will DEFINITELY cause some tension.
Mcgucket has to deal with his messy divorce lol
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After Theraprism, reincarnation, and time, Bill and Ford's relationship has improved enough that it has finally come to pass. Proposals have been made and accepted. Invitations have been sent. Cake has been ordered.
Bill and Ford are going to be married.
Of course, there are some minor complications. Due to a lack of experience in that particular field of studies, Ford begins worrying about the societal expectations regarding the wedding night and his desire not to disappoint his soon-to-be husband. And he's not completely certain the best way to research such a topic.
Meanwhile, Dipper and Mabel have a different concern about the upcoming event. If Gravity Falls and its inherent weirdness prove to be too much for their parents, they might decide not to allow their children to ever return. And considering how the Pines family tends to attract trouble, hiding the true nature of the place might be a team effort.
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- Part 4 of Some Sunny Day
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When you've spent more than half of your life in the most extreme inpatient/prison programs in existence, things happen. A lot of things happen. Eventually, you stop trying to fight changes and just give in. It's easier that way. Sure, you lose your sense of self and no longer have a personality recognizable to those that once knew you, but that's just how it works, right?
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Rating moved from T to M due to the current and future discussion of some heavy topics. Also occasional swearing, but teenagers know what that stuff is. -
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One way to absolve his crime—
A different form, a different time.Those were the agreed upon terms. Bill’s been in the Theraprism for thirty years now, and the Axolotl has decided he’s ready for rehabilitation. In a pre-owned body Bill hardly understands with rules and conditions he must adhere to, he has been given one simple task before he is declared stable: build his moral compass from the ground up. Bill must rely on human kindness, forgiveness, and himself to solve a seemingly impossible moral dilemma posed to him by the Axolotl. But will an old rekindled flame help or hinder his progress?
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Handyman Bill AU where Bill gradually earns the trust of those around him and also has medusa hair. Billford secret dating, occasional smut (smut chapters are labeled!). -
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The metal plate in Ford's head shielded his mind enough to prevent Bill Cipher from gaining access. And as an added side effect, it also provided enough shielding to protect his mind from the effects of Fiddleford's memory gun.
It did not, however, provide perfect protection against his forgotten prototype. Which was more powerful, but far less precise. Like comparing a scalpel to a chainsaw.
The metal plate provided enough protection that Ford only lost his most recent memories. And both Stanley and Fiddleford had already proven that it was possible to retrieve those memories with some work. There was no reason to be overly upset about a mere accident.
But since his last memories were of him and his brother at sea a few months after Weirdmageddon, Ford was left dealing with several changes. Dipper and Mabel were noticeably older. The Mystery Shack had expanded. And there was someone that should have been dead and gone that his family were far too casual and comfortable having around.
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One year without the Grunkles, and Dipper and Mabel are back in town to unveil a statue, visit with old friends, and attend a fair.
Pacifica is back in town to close the rest of the mansion her family bought back from McGucket. She hasn't spoken to either of her parents in years.
During their visits, Gravity Falls begins to get weird. Well... weirder. And all signs point to Bill.
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Raven and Mason have been together for years. Raven thinks it may be a good idea to go to Gravity Falls for a break. Mason decides to go to the small town even though he still has some problems with the place. Little does Mason know, Raven has a reason for going to that town.
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Dipper and Mabel have had it tough. But as they say, "When life gives you lemons, beat the lemons to a pulp". Follow this re-imagining of Gravity Falls, where Dipper and Mabel are a dynamic duo of butt-kickers, determined to uncover the secrets of both Gravity Falls, and social interaction.
Or: I found a really cool AU that I felt didn't have enough notoriety, and here we are.
Credit to the Fight Falls AU goes to Buryooooo on DeviantArt. Link here now that I finally figured out how embedding links works.
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- Part 1 of Fighting in the Falls: The Collection
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Destiny Written With Golden Ink by potato_has_an_existential_crisis
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
18 Jul 2025
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"Divinity says destiny can't be earned or returned"
If you had ask Bill three trillion and three years ago, what was the place where he felt fully happy, he might have responded a name of some random bar in some random dimension.
If you ask Bill now, what was the place where he felt fullly happy, he would tell you about a shack in the middle of the forest, hidden in the middle of nowhere in Oregon, surrounded with a bunch of stubborn people he should hate (people that had every right to hate him), people that, despite all the odds, had given him something he hadn't have in a long time, a home, an actual full of life home. No matter how much his treacherous selfish heart wants more, he's content, he's back into Ford's life, he lives in a dimension that's not actively collapsing on itself, has a warm bed and a cozy home to come back to every day. He's very much happy to resing himself to this life.
That is, of course, until a version of the man he spent trillions of years pinning for appears out of nowhere, and somehow, nothing and everything has change
Or, Season Two Ford gets accidently yeeted to a future where he's roomates with his worst enemy and is going to make it everyone else's problem.
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- Part 1 of Can you really choose a destiny?
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Nobody quite knows why every person is born with a soulmark on their wrist: their soulmates name, engraved in the soulmate's native tongue, in their handwriting to help people find each other in the multiverse. It's a well accepted phenomenon that humans on Earth have just stopped questioning. Soulmates are supposed to be your other half, bringing you happiness. However...
Each member of the Pines family residing in Gravity Falls finds themselves grappling with the same problem; absolutely awful luck when it comes to do with soulmates! The universe gave them the worst hand of cards, each member believing they have it worst of all! Does fate always have to be a good thing?
Dipper has found himself asking for years, does a soulmate really bring someone happiness? Shouldn't the other half of a twin be the other half to someone's soul? Why does the name on your wrist lead you to a romantic partner, when family is much more precious? What makes two people fated, and his latest mystery at hand: why does the author of the journals not talk about soulmates even once, when it's such an unstudied mystery?
And what happens when your soulmate's name is written in a language that doesn't exist on planet Earth?
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With everyone returning to Gravity Falls during Spring Break for Soos and Melody's wedding, they should have expected at least a little chaos. But they would have expected it to be something like gnomes trying to kidnap the bride or maybe someone from the future coming back to interrupt the ceremony. A portal abruptly opening up and dragging them to another dimension wasn't on the list.
But Ford recognized the dimension as one he'd visited before. He'd described it as a "better world" in his brief Journal entry. And while they sort out the return trip, which should not be that difficult with their working portal, there shouldn't be much harm in showing his family around. He might even be able to learn a few more things about the place; the last time he'd spent most of his visit in an isolated lab working on the Quantum Destabilizer with the parallel dimensional version of Fiddleford.
Though it became clear rather quickly that it might not be a "better world" in the ways that mattered. And they also realized that they should definitely hide the fact that Bill had reincarnated into a human and was currently with them.
It might also be best not to mention that Bill and Ford were together.
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- Part 2 of Some Sunny Day
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Stan and Ford return to Gravity Falls a year after the events of Weirdmageddon to watch their niece and nephew for yet another summer. Everything seems to be going smoothly, until Summerween comes around. Ford begins to act strangely. So strange, it has Stan confused and concerned for his brother. Dipper and Mabel notice the change too and set out on a quest to figure out what's wrong with their Grunkle. But not everything is as it seems.
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- Part 13 of Broken Teacups
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So my girlfriend called my writing skills weak…now you all get a mix of the fixer-upper AU/handyman AU with a nice seasoning of my own ideas. Enjoy.
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the twins and Fiddleford decide to have a little fun drinking together and watching old movies. everyone starts to get nice and snuggly, when Stan suddenly feels a wave of inadequacy.
Fiddleford tries to assure Stan that he loves him too.
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(Based on 1spooky2me’s Fixer Upper AU)
Bill Cipher has made enough progress in ten thousand years of non-time in the Theraprism to destroy his protective shell of denial and lies that kept the past guilt from ever touching him. Unfortunately, that is about the point where his progress stopped: where he admitted to his mistakes, but not yet willing to try atoning for them. Why bother? It wasn't as if he could ever fix anything that actually mattered. And even if he did, he would be reincarnated into a very primitive creature with no memory of his previous life and wouldn't even be himself anymore.
Except outside and foreseen circumstances yanked him out of the Theraprism's dimension and dumped him back into a different and very familiar one. While also shoving him into a newly-created alive-ish human-shaped body.
The Axolotl decides to take advantage of the new opportunity this presents to see if "community service" and being productive would produce better results. He does want Bill to heal, recover, and have a chance at a new life.
And thus Bill ends up stuck working in the Mystery Shack for Soos. Right as summer begins and the Pines are due to return.
No one is happy about this.
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- Part 1 of Some Sunny Day
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(Read the notes please!!)
You; Fern, a silly person who loves the outdoors lives a comfortable life. Just a normal human, living a semi-normal life and you were comfortable with that. Very mundane, but doable. Life... didn't exactly feel content though. It was doable, but it wasn't exactly what you were wanting in the end.
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2 years after that fateful summer took place, a college student decides to spend her summer break at her aunt’s house in Gravity Falls, a strange town in the middle of nowhere.
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Two years after the events of Weirdmageddon, Bill Cipher has returned... but his memories haven't. Bill Cipher x Read (Y/n) fanfic! (No smut) Welcome to my first ever fanfic! (Also on Wattpad)
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"Now, I have spoken to the people who will be taking care of you personally, and while they were hesitant, they agreed. You'll be staying on Earth-" The Axolotl is cut off by Bill laughing maniacally.
"Yes! Yess!"
"-At the Mystery Shack." The Axolotl straightens their glasses (that they definitely don't need).
"WHAT?!"
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OR- therapy isnt working, so bill is sent back to earth in hopes it will help. what could go wrong?