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    What if the Stan twins were separated at birth?
    What if they didn't meet until they were 25...?
    Neither knowing of their existence

    Wonder what would happen?
    That's what this is about.
    Just two idiots getting to know each other :)

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    Ford stops in the living room, and by now the concern is spiking a little higher.

    It’s like Stan has just vanished, like the moment he was out of sight he was just gone. It’s been over an hour since-

    Ford sucks in a sharp breath.

     

    The elevator.

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    Ford looked back at the table, where a beige and yellow lily was resting in a beaker, and the man put two-and-two together.
    “... shit
    “Don’t curse around the kids, you idiot!!”
    And at that shout, Dipper started screaming
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    In the lead-up to Weirdmageddon, Dipper and Ford try to extract a needed ingredient for Bill-Proofing the house that has a very odd, very unintended side effect - everyone in the Mystery Shack is now half their age!! They all take it with varying degrees of "okay-ness", but how will they get out of this one?

    Well, they're working on it, and on the way might end up in a better place than they started.

    That is, if they can get out of this in one piece.

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    after the events of "instict," ford worries constantly for stan's safety

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    Stanford Filbrick Pines has been wandering the multiverse for a year now, and is believed to have gotten the hang of being a wanted fugitive, hopping through dimensions to evade his largest problems. However, when fleeing from a bounty hunter, he ends up in a dimension that is not as suitable for life as he further suspected. Suffering from the conditions of the planet, he realizes he may have bit off more than he could chew.

    At a last-ditch attempt at survival, he invokes his ex-partner, Bill Cipher, who offers him a deal.

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    Stanley Pines is missing. More than that, no one in the world seems to remember that Stanley Pines ever existed in the first place.

    Except for Stanford Pines.

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    When Ford makes a dangerous alliance in his quest for vengeance, it backfires spectacularly and he ends up even worse off than he was- still on the run across dimensions, but now joined by an even-less-stable-than-usual Bill Cipher in a grudging and temporary truce.
    (Original working title: Bill and Ford's Interdimensional Abortion Roadtrip!)

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    Alternative titles: "Chapter 45" and "How to (not) give your Ghost Twin a Love Advice about his Ghost Situationship".

    Or after events of "Choice 8" of main Shrimpy Fic Stan decided to give "one anomaly expert" a call over "what did Jimmy do to him?!". Or one call that gives a happy ending way to early.

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    when stan is kidnapped, he risks everything to call his brother and make amends before he assumes he'll be killed. ford isn't going to let that happen. (set pre-bill)

     

    title from "out of touch" by daryl hall and john oates

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    Dipper can't sleep, he's hearing too many noises and said noises always make his eyes shoot open and his heart rate pick up drastically, which is a confusing and also very new feeling for him.

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    After escaping from Fiddleford with the help of Stanley and Emma-May, the only thing left for Ford to do was figure out what came next. (Sequel to Farblunget.)

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    Stan pines is drafted into the Vietnam war after being kicked out. He is forced to do and see terrible things. Stan is just trying to stay alive long enough to get back home, and make things right with Ford.

    What Stan doesn't realize is that college will soon no longer be a reason Ford can't be drafted... right along with Stanley.

    Maybe here they can finally make up. That's if they can find one another, and save the other before it's too late.

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    ford hasn't had one nightmare free night since weirdmaggedon, and stan was never supposed to find this out about it.

    he did, of course.

     

    title from "cold at night" by the mountain goats

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    Smol Shermie Pines runs into Stan on a random shopping trip, much angst ensues

    No comfort I just realized whoops sorry lol

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    Ford trusts Jheselbraum. After everything that she has done to empower him on his mission, he doesn't hesitate when she suggests that he visit a man called "The Archivist." Ford's journey throughout the multiverse has prepared him to expect just about anything, but this eccentric Archivist and his expansive menagerie deep in the heart of Dimension 52 is truly unlike anything Ford has experienced so far. The Archivist may have the most complete map of the multiverse in existence, but he also has a dark secret that could break Ford completely.

    Ford has always prided himself as a bastion of logic, but it is amazing how powerful the heart can be.

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    His brother was barely a shadow in the light now, but Ford knew Stanley had heard him. “If you toss me the journal, I can—“

     

    “The journal?” Stan gasped out, frenzied. “Is that still all you care about!?”

     

    “No, no, if I just had the instructions, I could fix—“ this, fix everything.

     

    The screeching of metal and thundering of the portal reached a deafening crescendo, and Ford could see Stan open his mouth to interrupt, to say something, assent or argument or—

     

    But Ford didn’t get to find out what Stan would’ve said. A particularly violent jolt shook the metal frame of the portal, and Stan, with a wide-eyed final look that Ford didn’t know how to decipher, slipped.

     

    ———

    The Martian Stan AU, which 0MissE0 and I concocted in our evil wizard lair (Tumblr) and is finally seeing the light of day (Ao3)

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    Ford has trouble finding the answers to his main question. Why is Gravity Falls the epicenter of weirdness?

    Finding a note in his study, Ford thinks that the answer might be found in a cave in the mountains.

    Stan just wants to help, Ford just wants answers, neither are happy

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    25/?
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    Soos decides to invite over the mystery trio for thanksgiving, considering them part of his family. Unfortunately, there will be an extra guest at the family reunion, that will DEFINITELY cause some tension.

    Mcgucket has to deal with his messy divorce lol

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    after all this time, ford still can't sleep sometimes. it makes for some very rough nights.

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    Stanford no ha sabido nada de su hermano gemelo desde el accidente de la feria de ciencias, su enojo hacia él lo ha llevado a deslindarse por completo de su vida y de sus sentimientos por su contraparte omega. Sin embargo, cuando sus malas decisiones lo obligan a ponerse en contacto con él incluso en contra de sus propios deseos, todo sale terriblemente mal.

    Ahora tiene a una versión joven y no presentada de su hermano omega mientras que la versión adulta de Stanley se encuentra en algún lugar del tiempo con lo que cree puede ser su propia versión infantil y no presentada. Lo que parece un error catastrófico en medio de su combate contra un demonio puede convertirse en un completo viaje de aprendizaje y redención para sus propios errores.

    Tal vez su vida sí esté destinada a tener segundas oportunidades, y por consiguiente, las de otros también.

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    19/?
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    127
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    10
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